MKearney wrote:Not that I can say anything, Tim....but thank your lucky stars that you WEREN'T selected. You have a much better chance at the money on some future date.
From the Home Office where, unlike MKearney, we are bound by no such inhibitions...heeeeere we go.........
10) Today's celebrity players: Paris Hilton and Lassie
9) Computer glitch wiped out English password database and substituted Klingon in its place
8) Start of day's taping delayed by squirrels picketing outside studio
7) Green room treat for today: Liver chip cookies
6) Retakes caused by Regis blowing his lines would force production schedule out three days
5) Tentative lineup for Monday's first tape session: SoCal endocrinologist vs. winner of 2008 National Fart-Off
4) Security called in when Rosie O'Donnell refuses to leave stage, insisting that she was actually signed to host show
3) Today's shows scheduled to air during sweeps as "Nekkid Million $ Password"
2) Rule calling for losing contestant to be fed to ravenous wolves has not yet been rescinded
1) Tim still retains eligibility for this year's episodes of "WGAS Farm Report and Trivia Challenge"