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Top ten reasons thguy was actually lucky to be jacked around

#1 Post by AlphaDummy » Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:48 pm

MKearney wrote:Not that I can say anything, Tim....but thank your lucky stars that you WEREN'T selected. You have a much better chance at the money on some future date.

From the Home Office where, unlike MKearney, we are bound by no such inhibitions...heeeeere we go.........


10) Today's celebrity players: Paris Hilton and Lassie

9) Computer glitch wiped out English password database and substituted Klingon in its place

8) Start of day's taping delayed by squirrels picketing outside studio

7) Green room treat for today: Liver chip cookies

6) Retakes caused by Regis blowing his lines would force production schedule out three days

5) Tentative lineup for Monday's first tape session: SoCal endocrinologist vs. winner of 2008 National Fart-Off

4) Security called in when Rosie O'Donnell refuses to leave stage, insisting that she was actually signed to host show

3) Today's shows scheduled to air during sweeps as "Nekkid Million $ Password"

2) Rule calling for losing contestant to be fed to ravenous wolves has not yet been rescinded

1) Tim still retains eligibility for this year's episodes of "WGAS Farm Report and Trivia Challenge"
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#2 Post by thguy65 » Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:08 pm

AlphaDummy wrote:
7) Green room treat for today: Liver chip cookies
As far as Green Room issues went, I would say that watching Caddyshack was an interesting diversion for the morning, but watching it AGAIN in the afternoon was not the best choice. (Other options were Lethal Weapon 2, The Perfect Storm, and Dumb and Dumberer: When What-his-name met The-Other-Guy)
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#3 Post by AlphaDummy » Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:18 pm

thguy65 wrote:and Dumb and Dumberer: When What-his-name met The-Other-Guy[/i])
I'd take the cookies.
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#4 Post by AnnieCamaro » Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:28 pm

AlphaDummy wrote: 7) Green room treat for today: Liver chip cookies
If I'm ever on tv, I hopehopehope it's that day! For Christmas, my mom bought us meat cookies from Omaha Steak Co., but by the time I got out of the hospital, where I went on Dec. 26, somebody had eaten all of them.

Liver chip cookies sound amazingly excellent.

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#5 Post by Evil Squirrel » Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:30 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:If I'm ever on tv, I hopehopehope it's that day! For Christmas, my mom bought us meat cookies from Omaha Steak Co., but by the time I got out of the hospital, where I went on Dec. 26, somebody had eaten all of them.

BURP!

Excuse me!
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#6 Post by AnnieCamaro » Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:36 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:
AnnieCamaro wrote:If I'm ever on tv, I hopehopehope it's that day! For Christmas, my mom bought us meat cookies from Omaha Steak Co., but by the time I got out of the hospital, where I went on Dec. 26, somebody had eaten all of them.

BURP!

Excuse me!
You don't trick me, Evil S. Maybe I would have been nice enough to let you get away with stealing those cookies, but my sister Irish, nevernevernever!
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#7 Post by geoffil » Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:39 pm

Extremely funny!!

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#8 Post by SportsFan68 » Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:55 pm

AlphaDummy wrote:
10) Today's celebrity players: Paris Hilton and Lassie
I LOLed at this.
AlphaDummy wrote: 9) Computer glitch wiped out English password database and substituted Klingon in its place
And this.
AlphaDummy wrote: 8) Start of day's taping delayed by squirrels picketing outside studio
EVIL squirrels????
AlphaDummy wrote: 5) Tentative lineup for Monday's first tape session: SoCal endocrinologist vs. winner of 2008 National Fart-Off
LOL!

1) Tim still retains eligibility for this year's episodes of "WGAS Farm Report and Trivia Challenge"[/quote]

There's a plus!

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#9 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:19 am

1) Tim still retains eligibility for this year's episodes of "WGAS Farm Report and Trivia Challenge"

With Tim's luck, he'd probably have to play spock.
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#10 Post by MarleysGh0st » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:02 am

AnnieCamaro wrote:Liver chip cookies sound amazingly excellent.
You can have my share, Annie.

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#11 Post by mrkelley23 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:22 am

Liver SPOT cookies, OTOH....
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#12 Post by ne1410s » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:20 am

Top notch, as usual, AD.
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#13 Post by peacock2121 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:35 am

Someone needs to give up their day job and go see David.

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#14 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:45 am

peacock2121 wrote:Someone needs to give up their day job and go see David.
Yes! He'd become a WE/WE and get on Millionaire!
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#15 Post by peacock2121 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:47 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:Someone needs to give up their day job and go see David.
Yes! He'd become a WE/WE and get on Millionaire!
That is a very well thought out plan!

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#16 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:52 am

peacock2121 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:Someone needs to give up their day job and go see David.
Yes! He'd become a WE/WE and get on Millionaire!
That is a very well thought out plan!
You can also do his makeup.
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