Top ten fine-print disclaimers on geoffil's free voucher
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Top ten fine-print disclaimers on geoffil's free voucher
10) Upgrade from cargo class requires purchase of full-fare ticket
9) Voucher valid only on flights between ORD and MDW
8) Structural integrity of aircraft not guaranteed if cabin pressure rises above 1200 PSI
7) Restroom at rear of cabin requires additional $98 user fee; door latch mechanism will only accept $2 bills; see website for details
6) In-flight turbulence may result in amusement-ride-simulation surcharge
5) Voucher for free flight does not imply free landing, and should not be so construed
4) Company makes no guarantee of in-flight entertainment other than flatulent flight attendant
3) Seat cushion must be returned to aircraft following water landing
2) Passenger must demonstrate knowledge of proper autopilot inflation techniques
1) Offer of free airfare not applicable to employees of WGAS or to former game-show contestants
9) Voucher valid only on flights between ORD and MDW
8) Structural integrity of aircraft not guaranteed if cabin pressure rises above 1200 PSI
7) Restroom at rear of cabin requires additional $98 user fee; door latch mechanism will only accept $2 bills; see website for details
6) In-flight turbulence may result in amusement-ride-simulation surcharge
5) Voucher for free flight does not imply free landing, and should not be so construed
4) Company makes no guarantee of in-flight entertainment other than flatulent flight attendant
3) Seat cushion must be returned to aircraft following water landing
2) Passenger must demonstrate knowledge of proper autopilot inflation techniques
1) Offer of free airfare not applicable to employees of WGAS or to former game-show contestants
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Re: Top ten fine-print disclaimers on geoffil's free voucher
AlphaDummy wrote:10) Upgrade from cargo class requires purchase of full-fare ticket
9) Voucher valid only on flights between ORD and MDW
Structural integrity of aircraft not guaranteed if cabin pressure rises above 1200 PSI
7) Restroom at rear of cabin requires additional $98 user fee; door latch mechanism will only accept $2 bills; see website for details
6) In-flight turbulence may result in amusement-ride-simulation surcharge
5) Voucher for free flight does not imply free landing, and should not be so construed
4) Company makes no guarantee of in-flight entertainment other than flatulent flight attendant
3) Seat cushion must be returned to aircraft following water landing
2) Passenger must demonstrate knowledge of proper autopilot inflation techniques
1) Offer of free airfare not applicable to employees of WGAS or to former game-show contestants
Did Tub-o-Dave write these?
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Re: Top ten fine-print disclaimers on geoffil's free voucher
On your next flight, ask your FA if he/she is a crop duster.AlphaDummy wrote: 4) Company makes no guarantee of in-flight entertainment other than flatulent flight attendant
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But the FAs might have decided to crop dust him.geoffil wrote:AD,
You are too much. You have such a great sense of humor. I wish you had been on our flight so you could have provided our inflight entertainment. The 3 hours in ST. Louis would have felt like 3 minutes with your clever, witty comments.
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Re: Top ten fine-print disclaimers on geoffil's free voucher
I remember this one!AlphaDummy wrote:2) Passenger must demonstrate knowledge of proper autopilot inflation techniques
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Re: Top ten fine-print disclaimers on geoffil's free voucher
I hope you never had the opportunity to use this.mntetn wrote:I remember this one!AlphaDummy wrote:2) Passenger must demonstrate knowledge of proper autopilot inflation techniques
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Re: Top ten fine-print disclaimers on geoffil's free voucher
ulysses5019 wrote:I hope you never had the opportunity to use this.mntetn wrote:I remember this one!AlphaDummy wrote:2) Passenger must demonstrate knowledge of proper autopilot inflation techniques
Unless you're really into gladiator movies.
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Whenever the pilot or flight attendent announces that 'We will be on the ground in a few minutes' I always cringe a little - there are a lot of ways to be on the ground - most of which I would not be pleased with - why can't they say 'We will be landing in a few minutes'.starfish1113 wrote:#5 made me laugh out loud!
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