What is a penis worth?
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Four Hour Stiffy wrote:How much is that per foot?
Well, duh. $795,000, of course.

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Q: Why are so many women so poor in math?a1mamacat wrote:KillerTomato wrote:Four Hour Stiffy wrote:How much is that per foot?
Well, duh. $795,000, of course.
Ahhh, a great example of failing depth perception....
A: Because men keep telling them that this
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is 9 inches.
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Well, if it's that thin.......wintergreen48 wrote:Q: Why are so many women so poor in math?a1mamacat wrote:KillerTomato wrote:
Well, duh. $795,000, of course.
Ahhh, a great example of failing depth perception....
A: Because men keep telling them that this
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is 9 inches.
This thread reminds me of a joke;
A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy
when he notices his friend is very well endowed.
"Damn, Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.
"I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."
"What do you mean?" Jim asked.
"Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an
hour each night rubbing it with butter.
I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches!
You should try it."
Jim agrees and the two say good bye.
A few months later the two are in the same locker room
and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.
Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller!
I lost two inches already!"
"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"
"Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."
Wait for it .
Wait ..............
wait..........
one more time...........
"Crisco!!?" Bob exclaimed. "damn it, Jim, Crisco is shortening!"
MORAL: You gotta follow the recipe!!!
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Now THAT is pencil lead.wintergreen48 wrote:Q: Why are so many women so poor in math?a1mamacat wrote:KillerTomato wrote:
Well, duh. $795,000, of course.
Ahhh, a great example of failing depth perception....
A: Because men keep telling them that this
---> ________________________________________________________________
is 9 inches.
Well, then
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Re: What is a penis worth?
Somebody got taken on that one. You can pick up a pretty decent one online for a Grant (I was going to say a Uly, but ha!), less if you catch a free shipping promo.
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I'm darned good and ready.
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That's it--I'm leaving for another month! Stay awake through THAT!littlebeast13 wrote:Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:I heard it as why we get into so many accidents in parking lots...
($#^%$ jet lag--I just woke up half an hour ago!)
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Fifties and hundreds only!
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If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:That's it--I'm leaving for another month! Stay awake through THAT!littlebeast13 wrote:Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:I heard it as why we get into so many accidents in parking lots...
($#^%$ jet lag--I just woke up half an hour ago!)
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I'll pass some gasss~~~~~~~~~~littlebeast13 wrote:If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:That's it--I'm leaving for another month! Stay awake through THAT!littlebeast13 wrote:
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T-Bone?littlebeast13 wrote:If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:That's it--I'm leaving for another month! Stay awake through THAT!littlebeast13 wrote:
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Placeholder wrote:T-Bone?littlebeast13 wrote:If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote: That's it--I'm leaving for another month! Stay awake through THAT!
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Don't pass us by! You'll regret it!ulysses5019 wrote:I'll pass some gasss~~~~~~~~~~littlebeast13 wrote:If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote: That's it--I'm leaving for another month! Stay awake through THAT!
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THEN you'd see some gabbiness out of me!littlebeast13 wrote:Placeholder wrote:T-Bone?littlebeast13 wrote: If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!
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Placeholder wrote:THEN you'd see some gabbiness out of me!littlebeast13 wrote:Placeholder wrote: T-Bone?
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Am I close to being green again this week?littlebeast13 wrote:Placeholder wrote:T-Bone?littlebeast13 wrote: If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!
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