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What is a penis worth?

#1 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:35 pm

$795,000

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#2 Post by Four Hour Stiffy » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:41 pm

How much is that per foot?
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#3 Post by KillerTomato » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:58 pm

Four Hour Stiffy wrote:How much is that per foot?

Well, duh. $795,000, of course.

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#4 Post by a1mamacat » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:08 pm

KillerTomato wrote:
Four Hour Stiffy wrote:How much is that per foot?

Well, duh. $795,000, of course.

:twisted:

Ahhh, a great example of failing depth perception....
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#5 Post by wintergreen48 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:06 am

a1mamacat wrote:
KillerTomato wrote:
Four Hour Stiffy wrote:How much is that per foot?

Well, duh. $795,000, of course.

:twisted:

Ahhh, a great example of failing depth perception....
Q: Why are so many women so poor in math?

A: Because men keep telling them that this
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is 9 inches.
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#6 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:09 am

wintergreen48 wrote:
a1mamacat wrote:
KillerTomato wrote:
Well, duh. $795,000, of course.

:twisted:

Ahhh, a great example of failing depth perception....
Q: Why are so many women so poor in math?

A: Because men keep telling them that this
---> ________________________________________________________________

is 9 inches.
Well, if it's that thin.......

This thread reminds me of a joke;

A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy
when he notices his friend is very well endowed.

"Damn, Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.

"I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."

"What do you mean?" Jim asked.

"Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an
hour each night rubbing it with butter.
I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches!
You should try it."

Jim agrees and the two say good bye.

A few months later the two are in the same locker room
and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.

Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller!
I lost two inches already!"

"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"

"Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."


Wait for it .

Wait ..............

wait..........

one more time...........


"Crisco!!?" Bob exclaimed. "damn it, Jim, Crisco is shortening!"

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#7 Post by Mini the Ignorant Slut » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:09 am

I heard it as why we get into so many accidents in parking lots...



($#^%$ jet lag--I just woke up half an hour ago!)
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#8 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:10 am

wintergreen48 wrote:
a1mamacat wrote:
KillerTomato wrote:
Well, duh. $795,000, of course.

:twisted:

Ahhh, a great example of failing depth perception....
Q: Why are so many women so poor in math?

A: Because men keep telling them that this
---> ________________________________________________________________

is 9 inches.
Now THAT is pencil lead.
Well, then
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Re: What is a penis worth?

#9 Post by Here's Fanny! » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:15 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:$795,000

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25526847/
Somebody got taken on that one. You can pick up a pretty decent one online for a Grant (I was going to say a Uly, but ha!), less if you catch a free shipping promo.
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#10 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:19 am

Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:I heard it as why we get into so many accidents in parking lots...



($#^%$ jet lag--I just woke up half an hour ago!)

Yeah, make me stay up late for you to appear.... :P

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#11 Post by kayrharris » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:22 am

Who says this bored isn't educational?

Especially if you've lived the sheltered life I have. :lol:
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#12 Post by Mini the Ignorant Slut » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:26 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:I heard it as why we get into so many accidents in parking lots...



($#^%$ jet lag--I just woke up half an hour ago!)

Yeah, make me stay up late for you to appear.... :P

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That's it--I'm leaving for another month! Stay awake through THAT!

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#13 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:28 am

Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:I heard it as why we get into so many accidents in parking lots...



($#^%$ jet lag--I just woke up half an hour ago!)

Yeah, make me stay up late for you to appear.... :P

lb13
That's it--I'm leaving for another month! Stay awake through THAT!

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!

And I'm still waiting for someone to pass Corn..... :P :P :P

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#14 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:32 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Yeah, make me stay up late for you to appear.... :P

lb13
That's it--I'm leaving for another month! Stay awake through THAT!

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!

And I'm still waiting for someone to pass Corn..... :P :P :P

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#15 Post by Placeholder » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:33 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Yeah, make me stay up late for you to appear.... :P

lb13
That's it--I'm leaving for another month! Stay awake through THAT!

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!

And I'm still waiting for someone to pass Corn..... :P :P :P

lb13
T-Bone?

:P :P :P :P
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#16 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:35 am

Placeholder wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote: That's it--I'm leaving for another month! Stay awake through THAT!

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!

And I'm still waiting for someone to pass Corn..... :P :P :P

lb13
T-Bone?

:P :P :P :P

You won't be laughing when TBone, HoltDad, and PSM pass you at the same time and knock you down into 28th..... :P :P :P

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#17 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:36 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote: That's it--I'm leaving for another month! Stay awake through THAT!

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!

And I'm still waiting for someone to pass Corn..... :P :P :P

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#18 Post by Placeholder » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:37 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Placeholder wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote: If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!

And I'm still waiting for someone to pass Corn..... :P :P :P

lb13
T-Bone?

:P :P :P :P

You won't be laughing when TBone, HoltDad, and PSM pass you at the same time and knock you down into 28th..... :P :P :P

lb13
THEN you'd see some gabbiness out of me! :P :P :P
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#19 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:38 am

Placeholder wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Placeholder wrote: T-Bone?

:P :P :P :P

You won't be laughing when TBone, HoltDad, and PSM pass you at the same time and knock you down into 28th..... :P :P :P

lb13
THEN you'd see some gabbiness out of me! :P :P :P

See if I vote for you and your Party Party..... :P :P :P :P :P

I'll just spend Election Day with Gary Coleman....

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#20 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:14 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Placeholder wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote: If I stay up too late and sleep through rankings time, there's gonna be some mighty pissed off peeps on this Bored!

And I'm still waiting for someone to pass Corn..... :P :P :P

lb13
T-Bone?

:P :P :P :P

You won't be laughing when TBone, HoltDad, and PSM pass you at the same time and knock you down into 28th..... :P :P :P

lb13
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#21 Post by Rexer25 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:35 am

You know, when I read this title, I thought PSM was gonna reply to some of those spams she's been getting, grow one and then auction it off.
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

That'll be $10, please.
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#22 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:47 am

Rexer25 wrote:You know, when I read this title, I thought PSM was gonna reply to some of those spams she's been getting, grow one and then auction it off.
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#23 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:42 pm

Rexer25 wrote:You know, when I read this title, I thought PSM was gonna reply to some of those spams she's been getting, grow one and then auction it off.
Does John Bobbitt still need one?
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