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#1 Post by kayrharris » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:30 pm

Where is Evil Squirrel when you really need him??
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#2 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:32 pm

kayrharris wrote:Where is Evil Squirrel when you really need him??
I just booted his ass out the door. He got my keyboard clogged up with fur again....

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#3 Post by kayrharris » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:35 pm

LOL! I just had my laptop "tuned up". My computer tech said it was in pretty good shape, but he's amazed at the laptops he gets in to work on that are
full of some type of animal hair - most often dogs. He said it's amazing the damage it can do to the insides of your computer.

Booting Evil Squirrel may have been a wise decision.

8)
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#4 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:38 pm

kayrharris wrote:LOL! I just had my laptop "tuned up". My computer tech said it was in pretty good shape, but he's amazed at the laptops he gets in to work on that are
full of some type of animal hair - most often dogs. He said it's amazing the damage it can do to the insides of your computer.

Booting Evil Squirrel may have been a wise decision.

8)

So maybe Ms. camaro should boot Annie off the laptop too? :lol:

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#5 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:38 pm

kayrharris wrote:LOL! I just had my laptop "tuned up". My computer tech said it was in pretty good shape, but he's amazed at the laptops he gets in to work on that are
full of some type of animal hair - most often dogs. He said it's amazing the damage it can do to the insides of your computer.

Booting Evil Squirrel may have been a wise decision.

8)
Are you sure it was dog hair?
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#6 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:40 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:LOL! I just had my laptop "tuned up". My computer tech said it was in pretty good shape, but he's amazed at the laptops he gets in to work on that are
full of some type of animal hair - most often dogs. He said it's amazing the damage it can do to the insides of your computer.

Booting Evil Squirrel may have been a wise decision.

8)
Are you sure it was dog hair?

See! That's why I never use Annie's laptop! I'd have to take a second yearly bath if I borrowed it....
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#7 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:41 pm

Damn you, Squirrel! Beat it!

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#8 Post by kayrharris » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:42 pm

Since it's almost July, does that mean it's time for the 2nd one this year?

I have some cheap perfume I could part with if you need some.
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#9 Post by kayrharris » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:46 pm

Here's a story for a slow news day. Nice way to teach young children about golf. I can hear them telling their parents about it now. :)


http://tinyurl.com/3ugt3b
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#10 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:46 pm

kayrharris wrote:Since it's almost July, does that mean it's time for the 2nd one this year?

I have some cheap perfume I could part with if you need some.

I smell as fresh as a daisy, thank you. If I didn't smell so good, do you think all these fleas would flock to me?
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#11 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:50 pm

I'm sure that the innards of our computer are full of CaseyHair. Everything else in the house has some...
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#12 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:54 pm

SportsFan68 wrote:I'm sure that the innards of our computer are full of CaseyHair. Everything else in the house has some...

Well, you only need to worry when it starts coughing up hairballs.
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#13 Post by kayrharris » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:56 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:
kayrharris wrote:Since it's almost July, does that mean it's time for the 2nd one this year?

I have some cheap perfume I could part with if you need some.

I smell as fresh as a daisy, thank you. If I didn't smell so good, do you think all these fleas would flock to me?


So it's OK if we call you Flea Bag from now on?
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#14 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:59 pm

kayrharris wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
kayrharris wrote:Since it's almost July, does that mean it's time for the 2nd one this year?

I have some cheap perfume I could part with if you need some.

I smell as fresh as a daisy, thank you. If I didn't smell so good, do you think all these fleas would flock to me?


So it's OK if we call you Flea Bag from now on?

I'm gonna get that GPS and head down to Auburn tonight. I'll let you judge for yourself. That'll be me knocking on the door in the morning...
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

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Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

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#15 Post by hermillion » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:03 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:
kayrharris wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
I smell as fresh as a daisy, thank you. If I didn't smell so good, do you think all these fleas would flock to me?


So it's OK if we call you Flea Bag from now on?

I'm gonna get that GPS and head down to Auburn tonight. I'll let you judge for yourself. That'll be me knocking on the door in the morning...
No, that'll be you flattened on the side of a dead end road, from what I understand about how some GPS systems work!
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#16 Post by kayrharris » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:09 pm

Can you swim? We had to rescue an evil chipmunk from the pool today. He was floating on the line to the pool cleaner and was pretty well soaked by the time I found him.

Rescued the little rascal with the net and set him free, so he can raid my birdfeeders once again.
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#17 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:10 pm

kayrharris wrote:Can you swim? We had to rescue an evil chipmunk from the pool today. He was floating on the line to the pool cleaner and was pretty well soaked by the time I found him.

Rescued the little rascal with the net and set him free, so he can raid my birdfeeders once again.

I'll have my attorney send you an official NSAS Certificate of Appreciation! I'll even personally sign it when I get down there...
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#18 Post by kayrharris » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:13 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:
kayrharris wrote:Can you swim? We had to rescue an evil chipmunk from the pool today. He was floating on the line to the pool cleaner and was pretty well soaked by the time I found him.

Rescued the little rascal with the net and set him free, so he can raid my birdfeeders once again.

I'll have my attorney send you an official NSAS Certificate of Appreciation! I'll even personally sign it when I get down there...

I rescue an evil chipmunk and all I get is a lousy certificate?? I'll think twice before I rescue another one. :evil:
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#19 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:18 pm

kayrharris wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
kayrharris wrote:Can you swim? We had to rescue an evil chipmunk from the pool today. He was floating on the line to the pool cleaner and was pretty well soaked by the time I found him.

Rescued the little rascal with the net and set him free, so he can raid my birdfeeders once again.

I'll have my attorney send you an official NSAS Certificate of Appreciation! I'll even personally sign it when I get down there...

I rescue an evil chipmunk and all I get is a lousy certificate?? I'll think twice before I rescue another one. :evil:
Maybe he can give Chap swimming lessons.
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#20 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:19 pm

kayrharris wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
kayrharris wrote:Can you swim? We had to rescue an evil chipmunk from the pool today. He was floating on the line to the pool cleaner and was pretty well soaked by the time I found him.

Rescued the little rascal with the net and set him free, so he can raid my birdfeeders once again.

I'll have my attorney send you an official NSAS Certificate of Appreciation! I'll even personally sign it when I get down there...

I rescue an evil chipmunk and all I get is a lousy certificate?? I'll think twice before I rescue another one. :evil:

What were you expecting, a phone call from Alvin himself? Remember, it's always the thought that counts!

And speaking of thoughts, it's past my bedtime, and this squirrel's thinking about sleeping right now. I've got a long way to go in the morning. Do I turn right or left when I get to Mississippi?
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Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

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#21 Post by hermillion » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:22 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:
kayrharris wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
I'll have my attorney send you an official NSAS Certificate of Appreciation! I'll even personally sign it when I get down there...

I rescue an evil chipmunk and all I get is a lousy certificate?? I'll think twice before I rescue another one. :evil:

What were you expecting, a phone call from Alvin himself? Remember, it's always the thought that counts!

And speaking of thoughts, it's past my bedtime, and this squirrel's thinking about sleeping right now. I've got a long way to go in the morning. Do I turn right or left when I get to Mississippi?
Ask your precious GPS!
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#22 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:23 pm

Jeff and Maddie were using a GPS on a recent trip. I called Jeff and asked him what time he would be home, so that I could prepare dinner. He told me 6:41. They walked in the door at 6:38.

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#23 Post by kayrharris » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:26 pm



Maybe he can give Chap swimming lessons.
Ahem, you know you're not allowed to call him Chap!

And I knew I could count on you to come up with a swimming squirrel. :)
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#24 Post by kayrharris » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:30 pm

Maybe that is a swimming chipmunk & not a squirrel...it's not quite clear enough for me to tell....and it is late.
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#25 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:30 pm

kayrharris wrote:


Maybe he can give Chap swimming lessons.
Ahem, you know you're not allowed to call him Chap!

And I knew I could count on you to come up with a swimming squirrel. :)
Ahem.......it's a swimming chipmunk. Are you sure you rescued a chipmunk? Or was it a Giant Gambian Rat?
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