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We're a quiet group tonight
Where is Evil Squirrel when you really need him??
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I just booted his ass out the door. He got my keyboard clogged up with fur again....kayrharris wrote:Where is Evil Squirrel when you really need him??
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LOL! I just had my laptop "tuned up". My computer tech said it was in pretty good shape, but he's amazed at the laptops he gets in to work on that are
full of some type of animal hair - most often dogs. He said it's amazing the damage it can do to the insides of your computer.
Booting Evil Squirrel may have been a wise decision.

full of some type of animal hair - most often dogs. He said it's amazing the damage it can do to the insides of your computer.
Booting Evil Squirrel may have been a wise decision.

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kayrharris wrote:LOL! I just had my laptop "tuned up". My computer tech said it was in pretty good shape, but he's amazed at the laptops he gets in to work on that are
full of some type of animal hair - most often dogs. He said it's amazing the damage it can do to the insides of your computer.
Booting Evil Squirrel may have been a wise decision.
So maybe Ms. camaro should boot Annie off the laptop too?

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Are you sure it was dog hair?kayrharris wrote:LOL! I just had my laptop "tuned up". My computer tech said it was in pretty good shape, but he's amazed at the laptops he gets in to work on that are
full of some type of animal hair - most often dogs. He said it's amazing the damage it can do to the insides of your computer.
Booting Evil Squirrel may have been a wise decision.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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ulysses5019 wrote:Are you sure it was dog hair?kayrharris wrote:LOL! I just had my laptop "tuned up". My computer tech said it was in pretty good shape, but he's amazed at the laptops he gets in to work on that are
full of some type of animal hair - most often dogs. He said it's amazing the damage it can do to the insides of your computer.
Booting Evil Squirrel may have been a wise decision.
See! That's why I never use Annie's laptop! I'd have to take a second yearly bath if I borrowed it....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
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Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
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--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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Here's a story for a slow news day. Nice way to teach young children about golf. I can hear them telling their parents about it now.
http://tinyurl.com/3ugt3b

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kayrharris wrote:Since it's almost July, does that mean it's time for the 2nd one this year?
I have some cheap perfume I could part with if you need some.
I smell as fresh as a daisy, thank you. If I didn't smell so good, do you think all these fleas would flock to me?
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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I'm sure that the innards of our computer are full of CaseyHair. Everything else in the house has some...
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-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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Evil Squirrel wrote:kayrharris wrote:Since it's almost July, does that mean it's time for the 2nd one this year?
I have some cheap perfume I could part with if you need some.
I smell as fresh as a daisy, thank you. If I didn't smell so good, do you think all these fleas would flock to me?
So it's OK if we call you Flea Bag from now on?
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kayrharris wrote:Evil Squirrel wrote:kayrharris wrote:Since it's almost July, does that mean it's time for the 2nd one this year?
I have some cheap perfume I could part with if you need some.
I smell as fresh as a daisy, thank you. If I didn't smell so good, do you think all these fleas would flock to me?
So it's OK if we call you Flea Bag from now on?
I'm gonna get that GPS and head down to Auburn tonight. I'll let you judge for yourself. That'll be me knocking on the door in the morning...
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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No, that'll be you flattened on the side of a dead end road, from what I understand about how some GPS systems work!Evil Squirrel wrote:kayrharris wrote:Evil Squirrel wrote:
I smell as fresh as a daisy, thank you. If I didn't smell so good, do you think all these fleas would flock to me?
So it's OK if we call you Flea Bag from now on?
I'm gonna get that GPS and head down to Auburn tonight. I'll let you judge for yourself. That'll be me knocking on the door in the morning...
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Can you swim? We had to rescue an evil chipmunk from the pool today. He was floating on the line to the pool cleaner and was pretty well soaked by the time I found him.
Rescued the little rascal with the net and set him free, so he can raid my birdfeeders once again.
Rescued the little rascal with the net and set him free, so he can raid my birdfeeders once again.
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kayrharris wrote:Can you swim? We had to rescue an evil chipmunk from the pool today. He was floating on the line to the pool cleaner and was pretty well soaked by the time I found him.
Rescued the little rascal with the net and set him free, so he can raid my birdfeeders once again.
I'll have my attorney send you an official NSAS Certificate of Appreciation! I'll even personally sign it when I get down there...
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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Evil Squirrel wrote:kayrharris wrote:Can you swim? We had to rescue an evil chipmunk from the pool today. He was floating on the line to the pool cleaner and was pretty well soaked by the time I found him.
Rescued the little rascal with the net and set him free, so he can raid my birdfeeders once again.
I'll have my attorney send you an official NSAS Certificate of Appreciation! I'll even personally sign it when I get down there...
I rescue an evil chipmunk and all I get is a lousy certificate?? I'll think twice before I rescue another one.

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Maybe he can give Chap swimming lessons.kayrharris wrote:Evil Squirrel wrote:kayrharris wrote:Can you swim? We had to rescue an evil chipmunk from the pool today. He was floating on the line to the pool cleaner and was pretty well soaked by the time I found him.
Rescued the little rascal with the net and set him free, so he can raid my birdfeeders once again.
I'll have my attorney send you an official NSAS Certificate of Appreciation! I'll even personally sign it when I get down there...
I rescue an evil chipmunk and all I get is a lousy certificate?? I'll think twice before I rescue another one.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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kayrharris wrote:Evil Squirrel wrote:kayrharris wrote:Can you swim? We had to rescue an evil chipmunk from the pool today. He was floating on the line to the pool cleaner and was pretty well soaked by the time I found him.
Rescued the little rascal with the net and set him free, so he can raid my birdfeeders once again.
I'll have my attorney send you an official NSAS Certificate of Appreciation! I'll even personally sign it when I get down there...
I rescue an evil chipmunk and all I get is a lousy certificate?? I'll think twice before I rescue another one.
What were you expecting, a phone call from Alvin himself? Remember, it's always the thought that counts!
And speaking of thoughts, it's past my bedtime, and this squirrel's thinking about sleeping right now. I've got a long way to go in the morning. Do I turn right or left when I get to Mississippi?
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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Ask your precious GPS!Evil Squirrel wrote:kayrharris wrote:Evil Squirrel wrote:
I'll have my attorney send you an official NSAS Certificate of Appreciation! I'll even personally sign it when I get down there...
I rescue an evil chipmunk and all I get is a lousy certificate?? I'll think twice before I rescue another one.
What were you expecting, a phone call from Alvin himself? Remember, it's always the thought that counts!
And speaking of thoughts, it's past my bedtime, and this squirrel's thinking about sleeping right now. I've got a long way to go in the morning. Do I turn right or left when I get to Mississippi?
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Ahem.......it's a swimming chipmunk. Are you sure you rescued a chipmunk? Or was it a Giant Gambian Rat?kayrharris wrote:Ahem, you know you're not allowed to call him Chap!
Maybe he can give Chap swimming lessons.
And I knew I could count on you to come up with a swimming squirrel.
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