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13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

#1 Post by Bob Juch » Thu May 15, 2008 2:02 pm

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

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Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

#2 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Thu May 15, 2008 2:17 pm

Bob Juch wrote:A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

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I think this one has be debunked already
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feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive

The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.

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#3 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu May 15, 2008 2:18 pm

I applaud the hookers for not having sex with the kids.

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#4 Post by gsabc » Thu May 15, 2008 2:49 pm

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

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I think this one has be debunked already
True or not, I love the last line of the story.

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I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

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#5 Post by Rexer25 » Thu May 15, 2008 6:21 pm

Hold the phone there, biscuit...has anyone here ever heard of Newark (pronounced Noo-ARK), TX? I have. Maybe DK has as well, but I bet not many others have. It's about 15-20 miles WNW of our house. There may have been a hotel there at one time, but I guarantee there ain't never been no hotel there at a time people cudda been playing an Xbox. I highly doubt they have "escorts' there as well, unless you count Billy Joe Bob's Motorized Escort & Tow Truck Service Unlimited.
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

That'll be $10, please.

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#6 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu May 15, 2008 8:35 pm

Bob Juch wrote:A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

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Hey, he could have wasted it on books and school supplies.
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#7 Post by peacock2121 » Fri May 16, 2008 7:53 am

Rexer25 wrote:Hold the phone there, biscuit...has anyone here ever heard of Newark (pronounced Noo-ARK), TX? I have. Maybe DK has as well, but I bet not many others have. It's about 15-20 miles WNW of our house. There may have been a hotel there at one time, but I guarantee there ain't never been no hotel there at a time people cudda been playing an Xbox. I highly doubt they have "escorts' there as well, unless you count Billy Joe Bob's Motorized Escort & Tow Truck Service Unlimited.
This made me laugh and laugh.

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