They should try candlelight, soft music and a bag of oats.

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nitrah55 · #1 Post by **nitrah55** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:03 am

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/28/sport ... ref=sports

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #2 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:25 am

Maybe he just doesn't like Japan.

silvercamaro · #3 Post by **silvercamaro** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:26 am

Maybe he bats leftie.

NTTAWWT.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #4 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:32 am

Or maybe he has performance anxiety and doesn't want anyone watching him.

ulysses5019 · #5 Post by **ulysses5019** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:32 am

Maybe he just doesn't like Japan.

I thought he was a race horse, not a racist horse?

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #6 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:37 am

I have read that they can't just "milk" him and artificially inseminate mares, he actually has to do the work himself.

When I tried checking my recollection online, it seems as though this isn't true. There is a lot of information out there about horse artificial inseminations. I also didn't realize that horses had the risk of catching venereal diseases.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #7 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:38 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
Maybe he just doesn't like Japan.

I thought he was a race horse, not a racist horse?

Rim shot.

I don't love your new avatar.

ulysses5019 · #8 Post by **ulysses5019** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:40 am

I don't love your new avatar.

Yeah, I know, it looks too much like Riggins.

silvercamaro · #9 Post by **silvercamaro** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:41 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I have read that they can't just "milk" him and artificially inseminate mares, he actually has to do the work himself.

When I tried checking my recollection online, it seems as though this isn't true. There is a lot of information out there about horse artificial inseminations. I also didn't realize that horses had the risk of catching venereal diseases.

They can do it, but the rules of thoroughbred racing forbid it. Any offspring that resulted from artificial insemination would be a high-quality pet horse (or cow pony) that would not be permitted to race.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #10 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:45 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
I don't love your new avatar.

Yeah, I know, it looks too much like Riggins.

Riggen is way hotter and would never wear a purple shirt.