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Earl the Squirrel
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Happy Birthday, Fellow Squirrel!

#1 Post by Earl the Squirrel » Thu Apr 25, 2019 12:28 pm

You'll enjoy this....

My 5 year old niece is on a soccer team called the Rainbow Unicorns. They obviously let the girls choose their own name.

Now I need to find that pattern one of your blog readers designed and knit a stuffie for her so she'll have a mascot!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Fellow Squirrel!

#2 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:22 pm

YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!111 :D :D :D

LB totally forgot about my birthday, the douche!

If you haven't found it yet, or don't want to dig through the mess he's turned The Nest into....

https://squirrelpicnic.com/2013/08/31/m ... ow-donkey/

Now I just need my birthday scritches from Sprots, and my day will be complete!!!
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

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Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Fellow Squirrel!

#3 Post by Earl the Squirrel » Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:05 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!111 :D :D :D

LB totally forgot about my birthday, the douche!

If you haven't found it yet, or don't want to dig through the mess he's turned The Nest into....

https://squirrelpicnic.com/2013/08/31/m ... ow-donkey/

Now I just need my birthday scritches from Sprots, and my day will be complete!!!
Apparently everybody else did, too. What the everlovin' F, people???

Thanks for the link. I'm going to make a larger one so I'm going to have to do some math, but I'll post you a picture when it's finished. It probably won't be as fancy, but she will probably be involved in some roughhousing so she'll be tough. Well, as tough as a rainbow unicorn can be....ha!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Fellow Squirrel!

#4 Post by littlebeast13 » Sat Apr 27, 2019 9:23 am

Earl the Squirrel wrote:Apparently everybody else did, too. What the everlovin' F, people???
You know how it is..... too much monkey feces to be flung, to many golden vaginas to be postured....

Earl the Squirrel wrote:Thanks for the link. I'm going to make a larger one so I'm going to have to do some math, but I'll post you a picture when it's finished. It probably won't be as fancy, but she will probably be involved in some roughhousing so she'll be tough. Well, as tough as a rainbow unicorn can be....ha!

Mine has survived six years of being yanked on and off of the shelf for various blog skits. For a soccer team, RD would take a licking and keep on kicking...

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#5 Post by Estonut » Sat Apr 27, 2019 8:12 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:Mine has survived six years of being yanked on and off ...
Uuh huh huh huh!

It's been longer than that, dude!
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#6 Post by Mitzi The Bimbocorn » Sun Apr 28, 2019 6:39 am

Estonut wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:Mine has survived six years of being yanked on and off ...
Uuh huh huh huh!

It's been longer than that, dude!

Lulz! It's, like, totally my job to yank Rainbow Donkey Wonkey on and off!!!

It would be icky if Beasty Weasty did it...

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#7 Post by SportsFan68 » Mon Apr 29, 2019 10:07 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!111 :D :D :D

LB totally forgot about my birthday, the douche!

If you haven't found it yet, or don't want to dig through the mess he's turned The Nest into....

https://squirrelpicnic.com/2013/08/31/m ... ow-donkey/

Now I just need my birthday scritches from Sprots, and my day will be complete!!!
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