It's Not Easy Being Wintergreen
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It's Not Easy Being Wintergreen
One of the benefits to being a jobless loser is that I can go to the gym whenever I want. I went there first thing this morning.
When I got there, I realized that I had to drain the snake, so I headed first to the men's room. Just as I got there, a guy came up to use the next urinal; we spent some time counting the tiles above our respective urinals. He finished before I did (unstrapping it and then restrapping it to my knee takes a long time). When I finished my business and went over to the sink, I saw that the other guy was already there: he was leaning up against the sink, with his johnson hanging over the edge, washing the head.
Key West offered much more pleasant sights.
I found another sink.
When I got there, I realized that I had to drain the snake, so I headed first to the men's room. Just as I got there, a guy came up to use the next urinal; we spent some time counting the tiles above our respective urinals. He finished before I did (unstrapping it and then restrapping it to my knee takes a long time). When I finished my business and went over to the sink, I saw that the other guy was already there: he was leaning up against the sink, with his johnson hanging over the edge, washing the head.
Key West offered much more pleasant sights.
I found another sink.
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Well, cleanliness is next to, .. something.
did he have a wide stance?
t.
did he have a wide stance?
t.
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Is it possible he was a Muslim?
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We've been wondering where Mr. Constanza had moved his Health Club membership.
http://www.tbs.com/stories/story/0,,69148,00.html
http://www.tbs.com/stories/story/0,,69148,00.html
Suitguy is not bitter.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
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But if you urinate in the shower, wouldn't it make more sense to wash in the shower, rather than in a sink.themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:We've been wondering where Mr. Constanza had moved his Health Club membership.
http://www.tbs.com/stories/story/0,,69148,00.html
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[georgeconstanza] Jeez, first they throw me out for peeing in the shower and when I try to do better all I get is more abuse, what's a guy to do? [/gc]PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:But if you urinate in the shower, wouldn't it make more sense to wash in the shower, rather than in a sink.themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:We've been wondering where Mr. Constanza had moved his Health Club membership.
http://www.tbs.com/stories/story/0,,69148,00.html
Suitguy is not bitter.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
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Obviously I don't understand proper penis etiquette.themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:But if you urinate in the shower, wouldn't it make more sense to wash in the shower, rather than in a sink.themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:We've been wondering where Mr. Constanza had moved his Health Club membership.
http://www.tbs.com/stories/story/0,,69148,00.html
[georgeconstanza] Jeez, first they throw me out for peeing in the shower and when I try to do better all I get is more abuse, what's a guy to do? [/gc]
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ya know, if anything on the planet ought to come with an owner's manual, this is probably it, but sadly they do not. But then guys are not know known for reading the instructions.PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
Obviously I don't understand proper penis etiquette.
Suitguy is not bitter.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
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Re: It's Not Easy Being Wintergreen
Did you ask him if he took the dishes out of the sink before he did that at home?wintergreen48 wrote:When I finished my business and went over to the sink, I saw that the other guy was already there: he was leaning up against the sink, with his johnson hanging over the edge, washing the head.
I found another sink.
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Re: It's Not Easy Being Wintergreen
Made me laugh.DevilKitty100 wrote:Did you ask him if he took the dishes out of the sink before he did that at home?wintergreen48 wrote:When I finished my business and went over to the sink, I saw that the other guy was already there: he was leaning up against the sink, with his johnson hanging over the edge, washing the head.
I found another sink.
I then saw wintergreen asking him that and that awful previous image is out of my eyeballs.
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Speaking of Johnson, I just got this note from my boss:
T,
Please Mr. Johnson.
R.
Hmm. I thnk I'll assume he simply forgot to write in the word "call."
made me lol, though.
t.
T,
Please Mr. Johnson.
R.
Hmm. I thnk I'll assume he simply forgot to write in the word "call."
made me lol, though.
t.
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You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
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Elaine- It shrinks?
George- Like a freightened turtle.
Elaine- I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
On a related note...there is an older guy in our choir whose name is Dick Johnson. I kid you not. He's a retired physican. I like to call him Dr. Johnson cuz calling him Dick and thinking his last name is Johnson makes me break into hysterical laughter inside.
Wait until travis sees this thread. Who knows...mebbe that was him washing his dingdong in the sink.
George- Like a freightened turtle.
Elaine- I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
On a related note...there is an older guy in our choir whose name is Dick Johnson. I kid you not. He's a retired physican. I like to call him Dr. Johnson cuz calling him Dick and thinking his last name is Johnson makes me break into hysterical laughter inside.
Wait until travis sees this thread. Who knows...mebbe that was him washing his dingdong in the sink.
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Re: It's Not Easy Being Wintergreen
Somehow the avatar and the content of this post seem oddly incongruent.
Hmm.
Hmm.
wintergreen48 wrote:One of the benefits to being a jobless loser is that I can go to the gym whenever I want. I went there first thing this morning.
When I got there, I realized that I had to drain the snake, so I headed first to the men's room. Just as I got there, a guy came up to use the next urinal; we spent some time counting the tiles above our respective urinals. He finished before I did (unstrapping it and then restrapping it to my knee takes a long time). When I finished my business and went over to the sink, I saw that the other guy was already there: he was leaning up against the sink, with his johnson hanging over the edge, washing the head.
Key West offered much more pleasant sights.
I found another sink.
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Will this thread ever peter out?
When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
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This conjured up thoughts of holding it with pinky extended and always standing up when a lady enters the room, which I banished from my mind by thinking of last night's baseball scores.PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Obviously I don't understand proper penis etiquette.themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote: But if you urinate in the shower, wouldn't it make more sense to wash in the shower, rather than in a sink.
[georgeconstanza] Jeez, first they throw me out for peeing in the shower and when I try to do better all I get is more abuse, what's a guy to do? [/gc]
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Um, it's hard to stifle wheezing laughter at one's desk while trying to appear normal.T_Bone0806 wrote:This conjured up thoughts of holding it with pinky extended and always standing up when a lady enters the room, which I banished from my mind by thinking of last night's baseball scores.PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Obviously I don't understand proper penis etiquette.themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:
[georgeconstanza] Jeez, first they throw me out for peeing in the shower and when I try to do better all I get is more abuse, what's a guy to do? [/gc]
As long as you don't hold "pinky" extended while standing. On a corner or something.
Well, then