*SNORT!*

[minimetoo26]

I could swear my daughter just sang, "The eensy weensy spider went up the what the hell."

[MarleysGh0st]

LOL!

[PlacentiaSoccerMom]

[ShitSandwich]

I can teach her some better ones than that. I do babysitting....

[Rexer25]

I could swear my daughter just sang, "The eensy weensy spider went up the what the hell."

Been hangin around your boys, has she?

[littlebeast13]

I could swear my daughter just sang, "The eensy weensy spider went up the what the hell."

Down came the rain and washed the bastard out....

lb13

[peacock2121]

I could swear my daughter just sang, "The eensy weensy spider went up the what the hell."

Down came the rain and washed the bastard out....

lb13

LOL!

[minimetoo26]

I could swear my daughter just sang, "The eensy weensy spider went up the what the hell."

Been hangin around your boys, has she?

I think they were watching The Simpsons Movie. And her cousins were visiting. My boys know better, because I will take away everything they value if they don't watch it.

She'll be just like her mom at LS--clueless!

[MarleysGh0st]

She'll be just like her mom at LS--clueless!

Just let Uncle Beast teach her the lyrics!

[littlebeast13]

One of the dirty ditties that was making the rounds at the playgrounds back in 1984 was the following:

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Michael Jackson is a fag
Pepsi Cola burned him up
Now he's drinking Seven-Up


So when Sister #2 starts pre-school that fall, guess what she begins reciting the first time they do the Pledge of Allegiance?


Yes, I grew up in the hoosier ghetto....

lb13

[littlebeast13]

She'll be just like her mom at LS--clueless!

Just let Uncle Beast teach her the lyrics!

Unfortunately, I'm TOO clueless. I don't even know many of the right lyrics....

lb13

[minimetoo26]

One of the dirty ditties that was making the rounds at the playgrounds back in 1984 was the following:

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Michael Jackson is a fag
Pepsi Cola burned him up
Now he's drinking Seven-Up


So when Sister #2 starts pre-school that fall, guess what she begins reciting the first time they do the Pledge of Allegiance?


Yes, I grew up in the hoosier ghetto....

lb13

I can't think of the rest of the one Mini-me chants:

Coca-Cola went to town
Pepsi Cola knocked him down
Dr. Pepper picked him up
Now we're drinking 7 Up
7 Up has got the flu
Now we're drinking Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew went up the mountain
Now we're drinking from the fountain
(Something about the fountain being broke)
So now we're back to drinking Coke!

[ThePepsiGeneration]

All of a sudden, I'm getting thirsty....

[NellyLunatic1980]

All of a sudden, I'm getting thirsty....

Make mine a Wild Cherry Pepsi.

[ladysoleil]

One of the dirty ditties that was making the rounds at the playgrounds back in 1984 was the following:

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Michael Jackson is a fag
Pepsi Cola burned him up
Now he's drinking Seven-Up

lb13

LOL. We had that one too, although I forgot the rest of it. I know the next line in my neck of the woods was:

Seven-Up tastes like hell,
now he's drinking ginger ale.

Heh. I'm surprised that one's still around.

[minimetoo26]

Okay, so I asked her to sing the song for me rather than just hear her in the background, and it came out, "The ipsy ipsy spider climbed up the watt a sprout."

Sprout is a channel with a bunch of PBS Kids shows. Whew!

[VAdame]

One of the dirty ditties that was making the rounds at the playgrounds back in 1984 was the following:

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Michael Jackson is a fag
Pepsi Cola burned him up
Now he's drinking Seven-Up

lb13

LOL. We had that one too, although I forgot the rest of it. I know the next line in my neck of the woods was:

Seven-Up tastes like hell,
now he's drinking ginger ale.

Heh. I'm surprised that one's still around.

You forgot:

He used to play with little toys
Now he plays with little boys

[littlebeast13]

One of the dirty ditties that was making the rounds at the playgrounds back in 1984 was the following:

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Michael Jackson is a fag
Pepsi Cola burned him up
Now he's drinking Seven-Up

lb13

LOL. We had that one too, although I forgot the rest of it. I know the next line in my neck of the woods was:

Seven-Up tastes like hell,
now he's drinking ginger ale.

Heh. I'm surprised that one's still around.

I wonder how stuff like that spread around in the days before the internet....

lb13

[Spock]

Youngest boy-5-on the way to Sunday School started singing-

"I like Big Butts" some rap song which big brother learned at school which we have heard him sing before-This time tho-mom heard him sing something about T-TT--S. Mom was not pleased.

[ladysoleil]

I wonder how stuff like that spread around in the days before the internet....

lb13

My guess would be stuff like Scouts and summer camp, because those activities let you meet kids from other areas. I know I learned a lot of filthy songs in Girl Scouts. (Not officially, mind you!)