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Chemical free?

#1 Post by christie1111 » Mon Sep 01, 2014 3:49 pm

Heavy sigh.

Heard at a farmers market today. Waited until their customer left and then tried to politely explain why they really can't say that. "So just what is in your pickles?"

Deaf ears for sure.

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Re: Chemical free?

#2 Post by TheConfessor » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:13 pm

If chemicals are outlawed, only outlaws will have chemicals.

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Re: Chemical free?

#3 Post by elwoodblues » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:35 pm

First chemist: I'll have H2O.

Second chemist: I'll have H2O too.

(Second chemist dies.)

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Re: Chemical free?

#4 Post by Bob78164 » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:48 pm

christie1111 wrote:Heavy sigh.

Heard at a farmers market today. Waited until their customer left and then tried to politely explain why they really can't say that. "So just what is in your pickles?"

Deaf ears for sure.

:(
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#5 Post by Vandal » Mon Sep 01, 2014 6:30 pm

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Re: Chemical free?

#6 Post by littlebeast13 » Mon Sep 01, 2014 7:43 pm

If my night were chemical free, that would take care of half of my work....

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Re: Chemical free?

#7 Post by rayxtwo » Mon Sep 01, 2014 8:25 pm

I don't know..... we had a "spiked" watermelon on a camping trip in Boy Scouts.

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