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christie1111
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by christie1111 » Mon Sep 01, 2014 3:49 pm
Heavy sigh.
Heard at a farmers market today. Waited until their customer left and then tried to politely explain why they really can't say that. "So just what is in your pickles?"
Deaf ears for sure.

"A bed without a quilt is like the sky without stars"
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TheConfessor
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by TheConfessor » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:13 pm
If chemicals are outlawed, only outlaws will have chemicals.
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elwoodblues
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by elwoodblues » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:35 pm
First chemist: I'll have H2O.
Second chemist: I'll have H2O too.
(Second chemist dies.)
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Bob78164
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by Bob78164 » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:48 pm
christie1111 wrote:Heavy sigh.
Heard at a farmers market today. Waited until their customer left and then tried to politely explain why they really can't say that. "So just what is in your pickles?"
Deaf ears for sure.

Reminds me of a bit from
The Armageddon Rag by George R.R. Martin, a fun book that I must have re-read five or six times. --Bob
"Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear." Thomas Jefferson
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Vandal
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by Vandal » Mon Sep 01, 2014 6:30 pm
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littlebeast13
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by littlebeast13 » Mon Sep 01, 2014 7:43 pm
If my night were chemical free, that would take care of half of my work....
lb13
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rayxtwo
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by rayxtwo » Mon Sep 01, 2014 8:25 pm
I don't know..... we had a "spiked" watermelon on a camping trip in Boy Scouts.
Ray