Interesting primary we've got here

[ToLiveIsToFly]

For the 5th Congressional District, i.e. Rahm's open seat.
And Blagojevich's before him.
And Rostenkowski's before that.
And a one-term total weenie named Mike Flanagan in between the last two.
Not that Blago and Stamps aren't total weenies.
Well, actually I'd use different names for them.
But you already knew that anyway.

But the two presumptive frontrunners - John Fritchey and Sara Feigenholz, are getting nastier and nastier with each other.
What I didn't know, and I don't know how widely known it is, is that they used to date each other.
Interesting.

[Dawn Clark Netsch]

But the two presumptive frontrunners - John Fritchey and Sara Feigenholz, are getting nastier and nastier with each other.
What I didn't know, and I don't know how widely known it is, is that they used to date each other.
Interesting.

Either of them play pool?

[MarleysGh0st]

But the two presumptive frontrunners - John Fritchey and Sara Feigenholz, are getting nastier and nastier with each other.
What I didn't know, and I don't know how widely known it is, is that they used to date each other.
Interesting.

Dang!

You should sell tickets!

[nitrah55]

For the 5th Congressional District, i.e. Rahm's open seat.
And Blagojevich's before him.
And Rostenkowski's before that.
And a one-term total weenie named Mike Flanagan in between the last two.
Not that Blago and Stamps aren't total weenies.
Well, actually I'd use different names for them.
But you already knew that anyway.

But the two presumptive frontrunners - John Fritchey and Sara Feigenholz, are getting nastier and nastier with each other.
What I didn't know, and I don't know how widely known it is, is that they used to date each other.
Interesting.

Screw the election. Sell the movie rights.

[ToLiveIsToFly]

For the 5th Congressional District, i.e. Rahm's open seat.
And Blagojevich's before him.
And Rostenkowski's before that.
And a one-term total weenie named Mike Flanagan in between the last two.
Not that Blago and Stamps aren't total weenies.
Well, actually I'd use different names for them.
But you already knew that anyway.

But the two presumptive frontrunners - John Fritchey and Sara Feigenholz, are getting nastier and nastier with each other.
What I didn't know, and I don't know how widely known it is, is that they used to date each other.
Interesting.

Screw the election. Sell the movie rights.

I'm fairly confident the movie's already been made, more than once.

[minimetoo26]

Good heavens--does the loser have to take the seat or something? Who'd want it!?

It's cursed or irrevocably tainted....

[Jeemie]

Good heavens--does the loser have to take the seat or something? Who'd want it!?

It's cursed or irrevocably tainted....

And it probably still smells like fish...

[Estonut]

But the two presumptive frontrunners - John Fritchey and Sara Feigenholz, are getting nastier and nastier with each other.
What I didn't know, and I don't know how widely known it is, is that they used to date each other.

Good thing it didn't go any further, or her name might have become Sara Feigenholz-Fritchey.