solution found for our energy needs!!
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solution found for our energy needs!!
A Beverly Hills plastic surgeon has been using the liposucted fat from his patients to make biodiesel to run his two SUVs.
i intuit there are at least 500,000,000 gallons of surplus fat hanging from americans
i dont know what the conversion rate is to biodiesel, but i reckon 250,000,000 gallons + enough byproducts to furnish the soap and caress equally gorgeously industries.
and this resource is increasing at an increasingly increased rate.
i intuit there are at least 500,000,000 gallons of surplus fat hanging from americans
i dont know what the conversion rate is to biodiesel, but i reckon 250,000,000 gallons + enough byproducts to furnish the soap and caress equally gorgeously industries.
and this resource is increasing at an increasingly increased rate.
I dont torture mallards all the time, but when I do, I prefer waterboarding.
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Re: solution found for our energy needs!!
BigDrawMan wrote:A Beverly Hills plastic surgeon has been using the liposucted fat from his patients to make biodiesel to run his two SUVs.
i intuit there are at least 500,000,000 gallons of surplus fat hanging from americans
i dont know what the conversion rate is to biodiesel, but i reckon 250,000,000 gallons + enough byproducts to furnish the soap and caress equally gorgeously industries.
and this resource is increasing at an increasingly increased rate.
Yup, as long as there's a bacon industry.
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Re: solution found for our energy needs!!
I am doing my part.
I had a cream-filled doughnut last night.
I had another one this morning. I wish I had bought more than two.
I had a cream-filled doughnut last night.
I had another one this morning. I wish I had bought more than two.
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Re: solution found for our energy needs!!
i aint hearing you right wing types shouting suck,baby,suck
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Re: solution found for our energy needs!!
Mmm bacon and donuts. And I'm still craving pizza.
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Re: solution found for our energy needs!!
Partner, I'm glad you found a way to make some extra jack besides going to that "other" donation site....
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Re: solution found for our energy needs!!
silvercamaro wrote:I am doing my part.
I had a cream-filled doughnut last night.
I had another one this morning. I wish I had bought more than two.
you aint doing your part whatsoever
someone will have to donate for you
as well as me
I dont torture mallards all the time, but when I do, I prefer waterboarding.
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Re: solution found for our energy needs!!
So that would be enough for less than one year of consumption.BigDrawMan wrote:A Beverly Hills plastic surgeon has been using the liposucted fat from his patients to make biodiesel to run his two SUVs.
i intuit there are at least 500,000,000 gallons of surplus fat hanging from americans
i dont know what the conversion rate is to biodiesel, but i reckon 250,000,000 gallons + enough byproducts to furnish the soap and caress equally gorgeously industries.
and this resource is increasing at an increasingly increased rate.
I don't think we could get fat enough again every year to sustain that.
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Re: solution found for our energy needs!!
And another great plot for Law and Order. Corpse converted into Biodiesel.
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Re: solution found for our energy needs!!
etaoin22 wrote:And another great plot for Law and Order. Corpse converted into Biodiesel.
Methinks Clem would have some bodies to contribute.
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Re: solution found for our energy needs!!
I'm still marveling that Beedums thinks he doesn't have the fat to contribute.
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Re: solution found for our energy needs!!
peacock2121 wrote:I'm still marveling that Beedums thinks he doesn't have the fat to contribute.
you can crack walnuts on my behind,if you were in need of such a thing
I dont torture mallards all the time, but when I do, I prefer waterboarding.
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Re: solution found for our energy needs!!
BigDrawMan wrote:peacock2121 wrote:I'm still marveling that Beedums thinks he doesn't have the fat to contribute.
you can crack walnuts on my behind,if you were in need of such a thing
I think ES has some acorns you can help him with.
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