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solution found for our energy needs!!

#1 Post by BigDrawMan » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:09 am

A Beverly Hills plastic surgeon has been using the liposucted fat from his patients to make biodiesel to run his two SUVs.



i intuit there are at least 500,000,000 gallons of surplus fat hanging from americans

i dont know what the conversion rate is to biodiesel, but i reckon 250,000,000 gallons + enough byproducts to furnish the soap and caress equally gorgeously industries.

and this resource is increasing at an increasingly increased rate.
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#2 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:14 am

BigDrawMan wrote:A Beverly Hills plastic surgeon has been using the liposucted fat from his patients to make biodiesel to run his two SUVs.



i intuit there are at least 500,000,000 gallons of surplus fat hanging from americans

i dont know what the conversion rate is to biodiesel, but i reckon 250,000,000 gallons + enough byproducts to furnish the soap and caress equally gorgeously industries.

and this resource is increasing at an increasingly increased rate.

Yup, as long as there's a bacon industry.
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#3 Post by silvercamaro » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:17 am

I am doing my part.

I had a cream-filled doughnut last night.

I had another one this morning. I wish I had bought more than two.
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#4 Post by BigDrawMan » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:17 am

i aint hearing you right wing types shouting suck,baby,suck
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#5 Post by sunflower » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:18 am

Mmm bacon and donuts. And I'm still craving pizza.

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#6 Post by BDMs partner » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:24 am

Partner, I'm glad you found a way to make some extra jack besides going to that "other" donation site....

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#7 Post by BigDrawMan » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:24 am

silvercamaro wrote:I am doing my part.

I had a cream-filled doughnut last night.

I had another one this morning. I wish I had bought more than two.


you aint doing your part whatsoever

someone will have to donate for you

as well as me
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#8 Post by Jeemie » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:52 am

BigDrawMan wrote:A Beverly Hills plastic surgeon has been using the liposucted fat from his patients to make biodiesel to run his two SUVs.



i intuit there are at least 500,000,000 gallons of surplus fat hanging from americans

i dont know what the conversion rate is to biodiesel, but i reckon 250,000,000 gallons + enough byproducts to furnish the soap and caress equally gorgeously industries.

and this resource is increasing at an increasingly increased rate.
So that would be enough for less than one year of consumption.

I don't think we could get fat enough again every year to sustain that.
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#9 Post by etaoin22 » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:36 am

And another great plot for Law and Order. Corpse converted into Biodiesel.

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#10 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:01 am

etaoin22 wrote:And another great plot for Law and Order. Corpse converted into Biodiesel.

Methinks Clem would have some bodies to contribute.
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#11 Post by peacock2121 » Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:57 am

I'm still marveling that Beedums thinks he doesn't have the fat to contribute.

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#12 Post by BigDrawMan » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:04 am

peacock2121 wrote:I'm still marveling that Beedums thinks he doesn't have the fat to contribute.


you can crack walnuts on my behind,if you were in need of such a thing
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#13 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:12 am

BigDrawMan wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:I'm still marveling that Beedums thinks he doesn't have the fat to contribute.


you can crack walnuts on my behind,if you were in need of such a thing

I think ES has some acorns you can help him with.
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