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ES and the Fan

#1 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:49 pm

I have a special something for you both at a special site. Below.
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Re: ES and the Fan

#2 Post by Sisyphean Fan » Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:22 am

Beebs52 wrote:I have a special something for you both at a special site. Below.

Ha! I like the idea of having extended blades with which to slice and dice.
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Re: ES and the Fan

#3 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:23 am

Sisyphean Fan wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:I have a special something for you both at a special site. Below.

Ha! I like the idea of having extended blades with which to slice and dice.

Do we really need to have diced squorrel?

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Re: ES and the Fan

#4 Post by Sisyphean Fan » Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:26 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Sisyphean Fan wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:I have a special something for you both at a special site. Below.

Ha! I like the idea of having extended blades with which to slice and dice.

Do we really need to have diced squorrel?

lb13

Do we really need pitchers and catchers and to have them report something?
Push it real good!

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Re: ES and the Fan

#5 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:30 am

Sisyphean Fan wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Sisyphean Fan wrote:
Ha! I like the idea of having extended blades with which to slice and dice.

Do we really need to have diced squorrel?

lb13

Do we really need pitchers and catchers and to have them report something?

It's a good thing McCarthy's dead and it's OK to be a communist in America.....

lb13

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Re: ES and the Fan

#6 Post by Sisyphean Fan » Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:39 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Sisyphean Fan wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Do we really need to have diced squorrel?

lb13

Do we really need pitchers and catchers and to have them report something?

It's a good thing McCarthy's dead and it's OK to be a communist in America.....

lb13
Da!

That phrase always cracks me up. What are they reporting, anyway?

And it makes me think of my grandma. When we used to act up (yes, I know, hard as it is to believe, I occasionally acted up as a youngster), my grandma would tell us that we were "going on report". Or, if we really did it, just that we were "on report".

Is that an Illinoisism or generationalism? Or just a grandmaism?
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Re: ES and the Fan

#7 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:42 am

Sisyphean Fan wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Sisyphean Fan wrote:
Do we really need pitchers and catchers and to have them report something?

It's a good thing McCarthy's dead and it's OK to be a communist in America.....

lb13
Da!

That phrase always cracks me up. What are they reporting, anyway?

And it makes me think of my grandma. When we used to act up (yes, I know, hard as it is to believe, I occasionally acted up as a youngster), my grandma would tell us that we were "going on report". Or, if we really did it, just that we were "on report".

Is that an Illinoisism or generationalism? Or just a grandmaism?

I am only familiar with the idea of "putting someone on report" from Hogan's Heroes. Anytime someone misbehaved at Stalag 13, Klink was putting them "on report"....

I have never been put on report that I know of. My Dad just used the belt on me and the Beast sisters in the rare instances we caused trouble....

lb13

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Re: ES and the Fan

#8 Post by Sisyphean Fan » Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:45 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Sisyphean Fan wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
It's a good thing McCarthy's dead and it's OK to be a communist in America.....

lb13
Da!

That phrase always cracks me up. What are they reporting, anyway?

And it makes me think of my grandma. When we used to act up (yes, I know, hard as it is to believe, I occasionally acted up as a youngster), my grandma would tell us that we were "going on report". Or, if we really did it, just that we were "on report".

Is that an Illinoisism or generationalism? Or just a grandmaism?

I am only familiar with the idea of "putting someone on report" from Hogan's Heroes. Anytime someone misbehaved at Stalag 13, Klink was putting them "on report"....

I have never been put on report that I know of. My Dad just used the belt on me and the Beast sisters in the rare instances we caused trouble....

lb13
I'm pretty sure that my grandma never watched Hogan's Heroes, so it must be a generational thing, since I suppose the writers were probably about that same age.

The Bob Crane case was on American Justice yesterday. I also think Greg Kinnear was really good in Auto Focus. And, hard to believe, Christopher Walken was not as creepy as the real life guy he portrayed.
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Re: ES and the Fan

#9 Post by Sisyphean Fan » Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:46 am

Sisyphean Fan wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Sisyphean Fan wrote: Da!

That phrase always cracks me up. What are they reporting, anyway?

And it makes me think of my grandma. When we used to act up (yes, I know, hard as it is to believe, I occasionally acted up as a youngster), my grandma would tell us that we were "going on report". Or, if we really did it, just that we were "on report".

Is that an Illinoisism or generationalism? Or just a grandmaism?

I am only familiar with the idea of "putting someone on report" from Hogan's Heroes. Anytime someone misbehaved at Stalag 13, Klink was putting them "on report"....

I have never been put on report that I know of. My Dad just used the belt on me and the Beast sisters in the rare instances we caused trouble....

lb13
I'm pretty sure that my grandma never watched Hogan's Heroes, so it must be a generational thing, since I suppose the writers were probably about that same age.

The Bob Crane case was on American Justice yesterday. I also think Greg Kinnear was really good in Auto Focus. And, hard to believe, Christopher Walken was not as creepy as the real life guy he portrayed.
Can you tell I'm putting off trying to figure out today's LS?
Push it real good!

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Re: ES and the Fan

#10 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:26 am

Sisyphean Fan wrote:
Sisyphean Fan wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
I am only familiar with the idea of "putting someone on report" from Hogan's Heroes. Anytime someone misbehaved at Stalag 13, Klink was putting them "on report"....

I have never been put on report that I know of. My Dad just used the belt on me and the Beast sisters in the rare instances we caused trouble....

lb13
I'm pretty sure that my grandma never watched Hogan's Heroes, so it must be a generational thing, since I suppose the writers were probably about that same age.

The Bob Crane case was on American Justice yesterday. I also think Greg Kinnear was really good in Auto Focus. And, hard to believe, Christopher Walken was not as creepy as the real life guy he portrayed.
Can you tell I'm putting off trying to figure out today's LS?
Get to it or I'm gonna put you on report.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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Re: ES and the Fan

#11 Post by Sisyphean Fan » Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:27 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
Sisyphean Fan wrote:
Sisyphean Fan wrote: I'm pretty sure that my grandma never watched Hogan's Heroes, so it must be a generational thing, since I suppose the writers were probably about that same age.

The Bob Crane case was on American Justice yesterday. I also think Greg Kinnear was really good in Auto Focus. And, hard to believe, Christopher Walken was not as creepy as the real life guy he portrayed.
Can you tell I'm putting off trying to figure out today's LS?
Get to it or I'm gonna put you on report.
So you're reporting? Are you a pitcher or a catcher?
Push it real good!

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Re: ES and the Fan

#12 Post by MinisterOfPropaganda » Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:27 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
Sisyphean Fan wrote:
Sisyphean Fan wrote: I'm pretty sure that my grandma never watched Hogan's Heroes, so it must be a generational thing, since I suppose the writers were probably about that same age.

The Bob Crane case was on American Justice yesterday. I also think Greg Kinnear was really good in Auto Focus. And, hard to believe, Christopher Walken was not as creepy as the real life guy he portrayed.
Can you tell I'm putting off trying to figure out today's LS?
Get to it or I'm gonna put you on report.

As Minister of Propaganda, I hereby put uly on report.

No avatars for 2 weeks....

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#13 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:28 am

MinisterOfPropaganda wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Sisyphean Fan wrote: Can you tell I'm putting off trying to figure out today's LS?
Get to it or I'm gonna put you on report.

As Minister of Propaganda, I hereby put uly on report.

No avatars for 2 weeks....
Are you a moderator or something?
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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#14 Post by kayrharris » Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:12 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Sisyphean Fan wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
It's a good thing McCarthy's dead and it's OK to be a communist in America.....

lb13
Da!

That phrase always cracks me up. What are they reporting, anyway?

And it makes me think of my grandma. When we used to act up (yes, I know, hard as it is to believe, I occasionally acted up as a youngster), my grandma would tell us that we were "going on report". Or, if we really did it, just that we were "on report".

Is that an Illinoisism or generationalism? Or just a grandmaism?

I am only familiar with the idea of "putting someone on report" from Hogan's Heroes. Anytime someone misbehaved at Stalag 13, Klink was putting them "on report"....

I have never been put on report that I know of. My Dad just used the belt on me and the Beast sisters in the rare instances we caused trouble....

lb13


Where's Grandpa Beast when you need him??? I'm sure he knows how rarely you got in trouble. I imagine
his story differs from yours quite a bit.
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#15 Post by christie1111 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:33 am

Sisyphean Fan wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Sisyphean Fan wrote: Da!

That phrase always cracks me up. What are they reporting, anyway?

And it makes me think of my grandma. When we used to act up (yes, I know, hard as it is to believe, I occasionally acted up as a youngster), my grandma would tell us that we were "going on report". Or, if we really did it, just that we were "on report".

Is that an Illinoisism or generationalism? Or just a grandmaism?

I am only familiar with the idea of "putting someone on report" from Hogan's Heroes. Anytime someone misbehaved at Stalag 13, Klink was putting them "on report"....

I have never been put on report that I know of. My Dad just used the belt on me and the Beast sisters in the rare instances we caused trouble....

lb13
I'm pretty sure that my grandma never watched Hogan's Heroes, so it must be a generational thing, since I suppose the writers were probably about that same age.

The Bob Crane case was on American Justice yesterday. I also think Greg Kinnear was really good in Auto Focus. And, hard to believe, Christopher Walken was not as creepy as the real life guy he portrayed.
So it was an S/M bondage kind of thing with no one ever caught?

Christopher Walken is one of those actors who are so good at being creepy that I am not sure I ever want to meet him in person.
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Re: ES and the Fan

#16 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:06 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Sisyphean Fan wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:I have a special something for you both at a special site. Below.

Ha! I like the idea of having extended blades with which to slice and dice.

Do we really need to have diced squorrel?

lb13
Diced squirrel . . . hmmmmm...
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#17 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:07 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Sisyphean Fan wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Do we really need to have diced squorrel?

lb13

Do we really need pitchers and catchers and to have them report something?

It's a good thing McCarthy's dead and it's OK to be a communist in America.....

lb13
LOL!
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#18 Post by Evil Squirrel » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:09 am

SportsFan68 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Sisyphean Fan wrote:
Ha! I like the idea of having extended blades with which to slice and dice.

Do we really need to have diced squorrel?

lb13
Diced squirrel . . . hmmmmm...

Do don't dice up cute critters.

Do you need to take another good look at my avatar? Or maybe I should put in a personal appearance....
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#19 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:35 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Do we really need to have diced squorrel?

lb13
Diced squirrel . . . hmmmmm...

Do don't dice up cute critters.

Do you need to take another good look at my avatar? Or maybe I should put in a personal appearance....
Rule #1: Rodents are not cute.

Rule #2: In case of cute imaginary rodents, such as Suzy and Perla, see Rule #1.

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#20 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:41 am

SportsFan68 wrote: Rule #1: Rodents are not cute.

Rule #2: In case of cute imaginary rodents, such as Suzy and Perla, see Rule #1.

Rule #3: No personal appearances. Period. Exclamation point!
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#21 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:08 am

Rule #4: ES is NOT, repeat NOT related to this giant rodent.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHH (running screaming from the hemisphere)!!!!!
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#22 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:20 am

SportsFan68 wrote:Rule #4: ES is NOT, repeat NOT related to this giant rodent.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHH (running screaming from the hemisphere)!!!!!

I doubt ES would claim to be related to something so ugly....

I'll bet you'd give it scritches though if it was either that or become that giant rodent's dinner....

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#23 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:22 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:Rule #4: ES is NOT, repeat NOT related to this giant rodent.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHH (running screaming from the hemisphere)!!!!!

I doubt ES would claim to be related to something so ugly....

I'll bet you'd give it scritches though if it was either that or become that giant rodent's dinner....

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Whew! It's a vegetablarian! No chance of my being of the slightest interest for dinner.

Apologies for the error, ES is related to the little monster. Oops, I mean BIG monster. Both being rodents and all.
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#24 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:35 am

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote: Rule #1: Rodents are not cute.

Rule #2: In case of cute imaginary rodents, such as Suzy and Perla, see Rule #1.

Rule #3: No personal appearances. Period. Exclamation point!
A one-ton "fossil rat" has been discovered in South America

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He needs Caress Evenly Gorgeous. In a vat.
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Re: ES and the Fan

#25 Post by silvercamaro » Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:01 am

It's a hipporatomus. Big deal.
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