this pelosi bashing is disappointing
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this pelosi bashing is disappointing
clearly she meant to say 500,000, not 500,000,000
Her error is not even her fault, as she is a girl.
As everyoone knows, girls cannot use numerical measurements over the number 2.
I will illustrate.
I'm talking to wife of apeboy last week.
A tree fell down in their backyard.
me:Did it come near the house or pool?
ms ape:it came pretty close to the pool fence.
me:how big was it?
ms ape:pretty big.
me:you have some big trees there.How tall was it.Was it 30 ft?60 ft?
ms ape:I dont know
me:How can you not know?!?!Its right outside the window.Was it bigger than a telephone pole?
ms ape:How should I know.We have underground utilities.
sigh
Her error is not even her fault, as she is a girl.
As everyoone knows, girls cannot use numerical measurements over the number 2.
I will illustrate.
I'm talking to wife of apeboy last week.
A tree fell down in their backyard.
me:Did it come near the house or pool?
ms ape:it came pretty close to the pool fence.
me:how big was it?
ms ape:pretty big.
me:you have some big trees there.How tall was it.Was it 30 ft?60 ft?
ms ape:I dont know
me:How can you not know?!?!Its right outside the window.Was it bigger than a telephone pole?
ms ape:How should I know.We have underground utilities.
sigh
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Re: this pelosi bashing is disappointing
Hey!BigDrawMan wrote: Her error is not even her fault, as she is a girl.
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Re: this pelosi bashing is disappointing
Better watch out man, or Tocque is gonna kick your butt. She might even call you honey while doing it...Scary stuff....BigDrawMan wrote: Her error is not even her fault, as she is a girl.
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Re: this pelosi bashing is disappointing
I don't know who is funnier here, Apeboy's wife or clem.
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Re: this pelosi bashing is disappointing
peacock2121 wrote:I don't know who is funnier here, Apeboy's wife or clem.
Clem.
Mrs Ape sounds perfectly reasonable to me.
Push it real good!
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Re: this pelosi bashing is disappointing
I think she might be smart too - playing the straight man to Beedums.Sisyphean Fan wrote:peacock2121 wrote:I don't know who is funnier here, Apeboy's wife or clem.
Clem.
Mrs Ape sounds perfectly reasonable to me.
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Re: this pelosi bashing is disappointing
We don't know that for sure. You know how the far left is prone to extreme scare tactics. If she were any farther left, she would be swimming in the Pacific.BigDrawMan wrote:clearly she meant to say 500,000, not 500,000,000
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Re: this pelosi bashing is disappointing
sirge:
Your tongue should jump from your mouth and go screaming down the hall.You know how the far left is prone to extreme scare tactics.
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Re: this pelosi bashing is disappointing
They say women have trouble judging distances because men keep telling them their tiny little 3-inchers are really six inches.
Not our fault.
Not our fault.
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Re: this pelosi bashing is disappointing
Such as, "He has WMDs and we know where they are"? Or we have to invade Iraq so that we don't end up fighting a war on American soil? Or to take a more recent example, we have to violate the constitution in order to save the country? --BobSir_Galahad wrote:We don't know that for sure. You know how the far left is prone to extreme scare tactics.BigDrawMan wrote:clearly she meant to say 500,000, not 500,000,000
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Re: this pelosi bashing is disappointing
But your example is now history.
This is the here and now. No excuses, these are the ones in the driver's seat(s).
BTW, Pelosi just suffered a slip of the tongue. Other than a slight smile at the gaffe, it is a nothing event.
This is the here and now. No excuses, these are the ones in the driver's seat(s).
BTW, Pelosi just suffered a slip of the tongue. Other than a slight smile at the gaffe, it is a nothing event.
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Re: this pelosi bashing is disappointing
Cheney's quote was earlier this week. --BobFlybrick wrote:But your example is now history.
This is the here and now. No excuses, these are the ones in the driver's seat(s).
BTW, Pelosi just suffered a slip of the tongue. Other than a slight smile at the gaffe, it is a nothing event.
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Re: this pelosi bashing is disappointing
So the words of an ex-Vice-President mean something to you?
That'd be like paying attention to Al Gore.
Guess we have a different philosophy...
That'd be like paying attention to Al Gore.
Guess we have a different philosophy...
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Re: this pelosi bashing is disappointing
Is Obama going to require that Congress declare war before continuing or increasing our presence in Afghanistan?Bob78164 wrote: Or to take a more recent example, we have to violate the constitution in order to save the country? --Bob
Is he going to respect the sovereignty of Pakistan?
Didn't think so.