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this pelosi bashing is disappointing

#1 Post by BigDrawMan » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:06 pm

clearly she meant to say 500,000, not 500,000,000

Her error is not even her fault, as she is a girl.

As everyoone knows, girls cannot use numerical measurements over the number 2.

I will illustrate.

I'm talking to wife of apeboy last week.
A tree fell down in their backyard.

me:Did it come near the house or pool?
ms ape:it came pretty close to the pool fence.
me:how big was it?
ms ape:pretty big.
me:you have some big trees there.How tall was it.Was it 30 ft?60 ft?
ms ape:I dont know
me:How can you not know?!?!Its right outside the window.Was it bigger than a telephone pole?
ms ape:How should I know.We have underground utilities.

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Re: this pelosi bashing is disappointing

#2 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:07 pm

BigDrawMan wrote: Her error is not even her fault, as she is a girl.
Hey!
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#3 Post by clem21 » Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:14 pm

BigDrawMan wrote: Her error is not even her fault, as she is a girl.
Better watch out man, or Tocque is gonna kick your butt. She might even call you honey while doing it...Scary stuff....
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#4 Post by peacock2121 » Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:06 am

I don't know who is funnier here, Apeboy's wife or clem.

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#5 Post by Sisyphean Fan » Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:10 am

peacock2121 wrote:I don't know who is funnier here, Apeboy's wife or clem.

Clem.

Mrs Ape sounds perfectly reasonable to me.
Push it real good!

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#6 Post by peacock2121 » Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:11 am

Sisyphean Fan wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:I don't know who is funnier here, Apeboy's wife or clem.

Clem.

Mrs Ape sounds perfectly reasonable to me.
I think she might be smart too - playing the straight man to Beedums.

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#7 Post by Sir_Galahad » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:19 am

BigDrawMan wrote:clearly she meant to say 500,000, not 500,000,000
We don't know that for sure. You know how the far left is prone to extreme scare tactics. If she were any farther left, she would be swimming in the Pacific.
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#8 Post by ne1410s » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:35 am

sirge:
You know how the far left is prone to extreme scare tactics.
Your tongue should jump from your mouth and go screaming down the hall.
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#9 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:42 am

They say women have trouble judging distances because men keep telling them their tiny little 3-inchers are really six inches.

Not our fault. :P
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#10 Post by Bob78164 » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:22 pm

Sir_Galahad wrote:
BigDrawMan wrote:clearly she meant to say 500,000, not 500,000,000
We don't know that for sure. You know how the far left is prone to extreme scare tactics.
Such as, "He has WMDs and we know where they are"? Or we have to invade Iraq so that we don't end up fighting a war on American soil? Or to take a more recent example, we have to violate the constitution in order to save the country? --Bob
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#11 Post by Flybrick » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:26 pm

But your example is now history.

This is the here and now. No excuses, these are the ones in the driver's seat(s).


BTW, Pelosi just suffered a slip of the tongue. Other than a slight smile at the gaffe, it is a nothing event.

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#12 Post by Bob78164 » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:28 pm

Flybrick wrote:But your example is now history.

This is the here and now. No excuses, these are the ones in the driver's seat(s).


BTW, Pelosi just suffered a slip of the tongue. Other than a slight smile at the gaffe, it is a nothing event.
Cheney's quote was earlier this week. --Bob
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#13 Post by Flybrick » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:33 pm

So the words of an ex-Vice-President mean something to you?

That'd be like paying attention to Al Gore.

Guess we have a different philosophy...

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#14 Post by Thousandaire » Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:12 pm

Bob78164 wrote: Or to take a more recent example, we have to violate the constitution in order to save the country? --Bob
Is Obama going to require that Congress declare war before continuing or increasing our presence in Afghanistan?

Is he going to respect the sovereignty of Pakistan?

Didn't think so.

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