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Ungrateful b*tch

#1 Post by bazodee » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:07 am

Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... oodle.html
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#2 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:08 am

Did someone call me?
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#3 Post by a1mamacat » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:13 am

peacock2121 wrote:Did someone call me?
tee hee :lol:
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#4 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:13 am

bazodee wrote:Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... oodle.html

How can you ever go out in public again after being mauled by a poodle!?!?!? Maybe the French really are a bunch of cowards....
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#5 Post by nitrah55 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:44 am

peacock2121 wrote:Did someone call me?
I would never call you ungrateful.
I am about 25% sure of this.
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#6 Post by kayrharris » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:12 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
bazodee wrote:Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... oodle.html

How can you ever go out in public again after being mauled by a poodle!?!?!? Maybe the French really are a bunch of cowards....

Now that is funny!
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#7 Post by kayrharris » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:13 am

nitrah55 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:Did someone call me?
I would never call you ungrateful.
Now that is funny!



I'm not repeating myself...it just needed to be said two different times.
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#8 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:14 am

kayrharris wrote:
nitrah55 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:Did someone call me?
I would never call you ungrateful.
Now that is funny!



I'm not repeating myself...it just needed to be said two different times.

Looks like someone is being awful gratuitous this morning....

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#9 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:21 am

nitrah55 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:Did someone call me?
I would never call you ungrateful.
bite me
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#10 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:22 am

kayrharris wrote:
nitrah55 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:Did someone call me?
I would never call you ungrateful.
Now that is funny!



I'm not repeating myself...it just needed to be said two different times.
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#11 Post by TheCalvinator24 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:27 am

I was bit on the nose by our poodle when I was a kid. Didn't break the skin. My parents didn't believe me until the dog did it to another kid whose parents were over for a visit.

Hated that stupid dog.
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#12 Post by nitrah55 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:28 am

peacock2121 wrote:
nitrah55 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:Did someone call me?
I would never call you ungrateful.
bite me
Ok, that's one more I can cross off the New Year's Resolution list.
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#13 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:28 am

TheCalvinator24 wrote:I was bit on the nose by our poodle when I was a kid. Didn't break the skin. My parents didn't believe me until the dog did it to another kid whose parents were over for a visit.

Hated that stupid dog.
It would piss me off more that my parents didn't believe me than that the stoopid dog bit me.
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#14 Post by TheCalvinator24 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:30 am

peacock2121 wrote:
TheCalvinator24 wrote:I was bit on the nose by our poodle when I was a kid. Didn't break the skin. My parents didn't believe me until the dog did it to another kid whose parents were over for a visit.

Hated that stupid dog.
It would piss me off more that my parents didn't believe me than that the stoopid dog bit me.
Oh, it did at the time.

It's been many years ago, but I think they apologized to me after seeing the stupid dog bite the other kid in the exact way I had described what happened to me.
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#15 Post by silvercamaro » Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:03 am

The headline is incorrect. It's not a poodle. The dog is a Maltese.

The dog's actual breed is mentioned in the story.
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#16 Post by ne1410s » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:14 pm

sliv:
The headline is incorrect. It's not a poodle. The dog is a Maltese.
I've heard of a Maltese Cross but never a cross Maltese.
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#17 Post by tlynn78 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:15 pm

I've heard of a Maltese Cross but never a cross Maltese

The BPOTD thread is down a bit and to the left...


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#18 Post by Weyoun » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:18 pm

The dog being Maltese makes it all the more bad.
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#19 Post by ne1410s » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:19 pm

tlynn:
The BPOTD thread is down a bit and to the left...
My bad. :D
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#20 Post by kayrharris » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:30 pm

Just one more reason Clem needs to get a cat. :)
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#21 Post by Rexer25 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:36 pm

Weyoun wrote:The dog being Maltese makes it all the more bad.
I am very unintuity today, Weyoun. Why does the breed make it worse?
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

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#22 Post by tlynn78 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:39 pm

I am very unintuity today, Weyoun. Why does the breed make it worse
Not to dis the Maltese breed, but they are kind of sissier than even poodles. And considerably smaller than standard poodles.


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#23 Post by andrewjackson » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:41 pm

Not only was it not a poodle, he wasn't mauled either.

He was bitten. That's not the same as mauled. The article also uses the verb "savaged" without any justification. Any size or type of dog can bite you.

Standard Poodles, BTW, have been used as military dogs for hundreds of years. You would not want to be mauled by one of them.
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#24 Post by andrewjackson » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:47 pm

Hmmm. Some of the news story are calling it a Maltese poodle.

This picture does look more like a hybrid than a straight Maltese:

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#25 Post by Thousandaire » Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:29 pm

tlynn78 wrote:
I am very unintuity today, Weyoun. Why does the breed make it worse
Not to dis the Maltese breed, but they are kind of sissier than even poodles. And considerably smaller than standard poodles.


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Excuse me, but poodles are not sissies. We had a miniature when I was a kid, and he would routinely chase bigger dogs out of our yard. And he would attack anyone he thought was threatening a member of our family.
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