Spoiler
(I know how sweet a kiss can be)
Like the summer sunshine pour your sweetness over me
(Pour your sweetness over me)
SUGAR SUGAR - THE ARCHIES
2. Cryin' on my pillow
Lonely in my bed
Then I heard a voice beside me
And she softly said
UNDERCOVER ANGEL - That other guy (not the same guy as yesterday).
3. Please don't talk about love tonight.
Your sweet talking won't make it right.
Love and lies just bring me down
When you've got women all over town.
MY LAST GIRLFRIEND - K.T. LANG
4. I can see it in your walk
Tell it when you talk
I can see it in everything you do
Even in your thoughts
GIMME A HIGH-FIVE, BLIND GUY! - RYAN SEACREST
5. Last night I had this strangest dream
I sailed away to China, in a little rowboat to find ya
And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned
SHE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO ME - KILLER AND THE TOMATETTES
6. Joggin' in the mornings, go man go
Work up to the hill's top, muscles grow
DON'T BE A GIRLY MAN, BILLY! - ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
7. My loneliness
Is killing me (and I)
I must confess
I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
(OMG, I am always so upset when I admit KNOWING shit like this)
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME - BRITNEY SPEARS
(In my own defense, I know this MAINLY because of AUSTIN POWERS IN GOLDMEMBER.)
8. Zappin' it to ya
The pressure's everywhere
Goin' right through ya
The fever's in the air
Oh yeah, it's there!
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FOGHAT? - DR. JOHNNY FEVER
9. Dirty babe
You see the shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave
DO ME TOMATO DUDE! - KT'S DREAM DATES
10. Now why would I ever stop doing this?
When others making records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world from London to the Bay
CAN'T TOUCH THIS - MC HAMMER
11. My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way
(See the disclaimer for #8 above, but the movie was ANCHORMAN, and my favorite TV show EVER, "Arrested Development".)
AFTERNOON DELIGHT - STARLAND VOCAL BAND
12. A woman that I know just came from Majorca Spain
She smiled because I did not understand
Then she held out a 10 pound bag of Cocaine
She said it was the best in all the land
NO NO NO NO - RINGO STARR
13. I used to be a renegade, I used to fool around
But I couldn't take the punishment, and had to settle down
HIP TO BE SQUARE - HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS
14. You keep coming to me
I can dig your dynamite
Know the way you move
Get in the groove
You're driving me crazy, crazy for you
THINGS I'VE NEVER SAID - KT'S DANCE TEACHER
15. You can tell the world, you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes up when I'm gone
You can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone
GO AHEAD, FILE FOR DIVORCE - GOV. JIM McGREEVEY