Any resolutions?
- cindy.wellman
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Any resolutions?
1) New exercise plan.
2) Unsubscribe to quite a few websites to cut down on emails and don't subscribe to new ones.
3) Give more compliments and acknowledgments.
2) Unsubscribe to quite a few websites to cut down on emails and don't subscribe to new ones.
3) Give more compliments and acknowledgments.
- Evil Squirrel
- Merry Man
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Re: Any resolutions?
1. Start raiding only feeders with low fat birdfood
2. Get a scritch from Sprots
3. Get even better at my art
4. Start taking the knots out of my fur before I go out in public
5. Get a bellyrub from Sprots
6. Stop making fun of critters that aren't as adorable as I am
7. Exercise my rotator cuff so I can throw 20 feet farther
8. Learn how to throw lefthanded so I can properly peg ghost with an apple
9. Get Sprots to comb my tail once a week
10. Start flossing after chewing on wires
11. Get LB out of the house more so I can have more computer time
12. More hugs from Sprots
13. Get to at least know the names of the red squirrels I date
14. Sell some of my artwork to benefit the NSAS
15. Try out the red duct tape
16. Get a squirrel quilt for Casey to snuggle with
17. Help Annie more often with her homework
18. Get more scritches from everyone on the Bored.
19. Especially Sprots
20. Become an even more humble creature
There, I think I can live up to that. There isn't much about me that I need to change, but I believe there is room for improvement in everyone....
2. Get a scritch from Sprots
3. Get even better at my art
4. Start taking the knots out of my fur before I go out in public
5. Get a bellyrub from Sprots
6. Stop making fun of critters that aren't as adorable as I am
7. Exercise my rotator cuff so I can throw 20 feet farther
8. Learn how to throw lefthanded so I can properly peg ghost with an apple
9. Get Sprots to comb my tail once a week
10. Start flossing after chewing on wires
11. Get LB out of the house more so I can have more computer time
12. More hugs from Sprots
13. Get to at least know the names of the red squirrels I date
14. Sell some of my artwork to benefit the NSAS
15. Try out the red duct tape
16. Get a squirrel quilt for Casey to snuggle with
17. Help Annie more often with her homework
18. Get more scritches from everyone on the Bored.
19. Especially Sprots
20. Become an even more humble creature
There, I think I can live up to that. There isn't much about me that I need to change, but I believe there is room for improvement in everyone....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
- Bob Juch
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Re: Any resolutions?
1. I want to gain weight -- at least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more.
6. Drink. Drink some more.
7. Take up a new habit -- maybe smoking.
8. Spend more time at work.
9. Stop bringing lunch from home -- I should eat out more.
10. Start being superstitious.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more.
6. Drink. Drink some more.
7. Take up a new habit -- maybe smoking.
8. Spend more time at work.
9. Stop bringing lunch from home -- I should eat out more.
10. Start being superstitious.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
- Estonut
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- Location: Garden Grove, CA
Re: Any resolutions?
At least ES wrote his own list:Bob Juch wrote:1. I want to gain weight -- at least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more.
6. Drink. Drink some more.
7. Take up a new habit -- maybe smoking.
8. Spend more time at work.
9. Stop bringing lunch from home -- I should eat out more.
10. Start being superstitious.
Google results:
Results 1 - 10 of about 14,400 for 1. I want to gain weight -- at least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.. (0.33 seconds)
- clem21
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Re: Any resolutions?
Puh-lease, if you're already gonna plagiarize, at least make it something funny...Estonut wrote:At least ES wrote his own list:Bob Juch wrote:1. I want to gain weight -- at least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more.
6. Drink. Drink some more.
7. Take up a new habit -- maybe smoking.
8. Spend more time at work.
9. Stop bringing lunch from home -- I should eat out more.
10. Start being superstitious.
Google results:
Results 1 - 10 of about 14,400 for 1. I want to gain weight -- at least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.. (0.33 seconds)
"Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live..."
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2011 I've Been Everywhere New England Region Co-Champion
- 65.ErmineN8rH8r.500
- Merry Man
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Re: Any resolutions?
Here is a good place to start with 1,2,6,7 and 9Bob Juch wrote:1. I want to gain weight -- at least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more.
6. Drink. Drink some more.
7. Take up a new habit -- maybe smoking.
8. Spend more time at work.
9. Stop bringing lunch from home -- I should eat out more.
10. Start being superstitious.
Heart Attack Grill
- WheresFanny
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- Location: Hello Kitty Paradise
Re: Any resolutions?
21. Try to make up to those you spurned that no longer think you're adorable and want to give you scritches and belly rubs.Evil Squirrel wrote:1. Start raiding only feeders with low fat birdfood
2. Get a scritch from Sprots
3. Get even better at my art
4. Start taking the knots out of my fur before I go out in public
5. Get a bellyrub from Sprots
6. Stop making fun of critters that aren't as adorable as I am
7. Exercise my rotator cuff so I can throw 20 feet farther
8. Learn how to throw lefthanded so I can properly peg ghost with an apple
9. Get Sprots to comb my tail once a week
10. Start flossing after chewing on wires
11. Get LB out of the house more so I can have more computer time
12. More hugs from Sprots
13. Get to at least know the names of the red squirrels I date
14. Sell some of my artwork to benefit the NSAS
15. Try out the red duct tape
16. Get a squirrel quilt for Casey to snuggle with
17. Help Annie more often with her homework
18. Get more scritches from everyone on the Bored.
19. Especially Sprots
20. Become an even more humble creature
There, I think I can live up to that. There isn't much about me that I need to change, but I believe there is room for improvement in everyone....
We, the HK Brigade, do hereby salute you, Marley, for your steadfast devotion to ontopicosity. Well done, sir!
- WheresFanny
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Re: Any resolutions?
We, the HK Brigade, do hereby salute you, Marley, for your steadfast devotion to ontopicosity. Well done, sir!
- Estonut
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Re: Any resolutions?
Nope. You can't smoke there. It's not healthy.65.ErmineN8rH8r.500 wrote:Here is a good place to start with 1,2,6,7 and 9Bob Juch wrote:1. I want to gain weight -- at least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more.
6. Drink. Drink some more.
7. Take up a new habit -- maybe smoking.
8. Spend more time at work.
9. Stop bringing lunch from home -- I should eat out more.
10. Start being superstitious.
Heart Attack Grill
- WheresFanny
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Re: Any resolutions?
Since nobody (including myself) except ES has given Wellman any positive feedback:
YAY for Luuucy!!!!!11 Those are excellent and worthy resolutions and I wish you luck in your endeavours. And, even though I generally do not make resolutions, I'm going to be inspired by your example and whip out a few.
YAY for Luuucy!!!!!11 Those are excellent and worthy resolutions and I wish you luck in your endeavours. And, even though I generally do not make resolutions, I'm going to be inspired by your example and whip out a few.
We, the HK Brigade, do hereby salute you, Marley, for your steadfast devotion to ontopicosity. Well done, sir!
- cindy.wellman
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Re: Any resolutions?
Oooh, I missed this thread. I'm still behind on Charm School. As soon as we stop looking for Dan in about 4 minutes and 4 seconds, I will take command of the TV and try and catch up.
- WheresFanny
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Re: Any resolutions?
1. Organize my life, starting with my mp3s and ending with my garage.
2. Crank up the yoga and meditation.
3. Cut my smoking to a pack every two weeks.
4. Embrace happiness instead of slamming the door when it comes knocking.
2. Crank up the yoga and meditation.
3. Cut my smoking to a pack every two weeks.
4. Embrace happiness instead of slamming the door when it comes knocking.
We, the HK Brigade, do hereby salute you, Marley, for your steadfast devotion to ontopicosity. Well done, sir!
- Beebs52
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Re: Any resolutions?
I will buy shoes.
Cut down on cussing.
Read the Bible regularly.
Stop worrying. bwahahahahahahaaaaaa.
Seriously, I crack myself up sometimes.
Healthy stuff.
Sleep.
Eat mor chikin.
Cut down on cussing.
Read the Bible regularly.
Stop worrying. bwahahahahahahaaaaaa.
Seriously, I crack myself up sometimes.
Healthy stuff.
Sleep.
Eat mor chikin.
Well, then
- SportsFan68
- No Scritches!!!
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Re: Any resolutions?
ES is dreamin again.
Beside, to get more hugs, you have to have received some already.
Beside, to get more hugs, you have to have received some already.
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
- secondchance
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Re: Any resolutions?
nope!

- Ritterskoop
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Re: Any resolutions?
These are not resolutions, but they fit the thread, sort of:
I applied for a job with Hands On Charlotte, a local group that coordinates volunteers.
I bought the slow cooker and some oatmeal.
I am exercising six days a week.
I have been reading instead of watching movies. Not sure how long that will last but it's good to catch up a little bit.
I applied for a job with Hands On Charlotte, a local group that coordinates volunteers.
I bought the slow cooker and some oatmeal.
I am exercising six days a week.
I have been reading instead of watching movies. Not sure how long that will last but it's good to catch up a little bit.
If you fail to pilot your own ship, don't be surprised at what inappropriate port you find yourself docked. - Tom Robbins
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At the moment of commitment, the universe conspires to assist you. - attributed to Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
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At the moment of commitment, the universe conspires to assist you. - attributed to Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
- peacock2121
- Posts: 18451
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Re: Any resolutions?
I am not a fan of the word "resolution". It has too much decision in it. I prefer to intend, myself, not decide.
So, I have some intentions.
I intend to have my mom and dad experience doing things they love while dealing with alzheimers.
I intend to be a partner to my siblings and have them be my partners while living with my mom's alzheimers.
I intend to know when I am making a difference and when I am not making a difference to do something else.
I intend to be compassionate and loving.
So, I have some intentions.
I intend to have my mom and dad experience doing things they love while dealing with alzheimers.
I intend to be a partner to my siblings and have them be my partners while living with my mom's alzheimers.
I intend to know when I am making a difference and when I am not making a difference to do something else.
I intend to be compassionate and loving.
- ulysses5019
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Re: Any resolutions?
peacock2121 wrote:I am not a fan of the word "resolution". It has too much decision in it. I prefer to intend, myself, not decide.
So, I have some intentions.
I intend to have my mom and dad experience doing things they love while dealing with alzheimers.
I intend to be a partner to my siblings and have them be my partners while living with my mom's alzheimers.
I intend to know when I am making a difference and when I am not making a difference to do something else.
I intend to be compassionate and loving.
Even to squirrels?
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
- a1mamacat
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Re: Any resolutions?
No resolution, intention, or even congressional law, could make that happen LOLulysses5019 wrote:peacock2121 wrote:I am not a fan of the word "resolution". It has too much decision in it. I prefer to intend, myself, not decide.
So, I have some intentions.
I intend to have my mom and dad experience doing things they love while dealing with alzheimers.
I intend to be a partner to my siblings and have them be my partners while living with my mom's alzheimers.
I intend to know when I am making a difference and when I am not making a difference to do something else.
I intend to be compassionate and loving.
Even to squirrels?
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- peacock2121
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Re: Any resolutions?
sure, why notulysses5019 wrote:peacock2121 wrote:I am not a fan of the word "resolution". It has too much decision in it. I prefer to intend, myself, not decide.
So, I have some intentions.
I intend to have my mom and dad experience doing things they love while dealing with alzheimers.
I intend to be a partner to my siblings and have them be my partners while living with my mom's alzheimers.
I intend to know when I am making a difference and when I am not making a difference to do something else.
I intend to be compassionate and loving.
Even to squirrels?
Maybe even to Nebraska lawyers who adopt children from a foreign land.
- peacock2121
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- Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:58 am
Re: Any resolutions?
a1mamacat wrote:No resolution, intention, or even congressional law, could make that happen LOLulysses5019 wrote:peacock2121 wrote:I am not a fan of the word "resolution". It has too much decision in it. I prefer to intend, myself, not decide.
So, I have some intentions.
I intend to have my mom and dad experience doing things they love while dealing with alzheimers.
I intend to be a partner to my siblings and have them be my partners while living with my mom's alzheimers.
I intend to know when I am making a difference and when I am not making a difference to do something else.
I intend to be compassionate and loving.
Even to squirrels?
oopsie,
shoulda read forward before I posted.