Advice on bringing Christmas cheer.

[nitrah55]

Our garbage collectors leave us a card reminding us that it is the time of year when we remember to remember them with a tip.

Importantly, they tell us, we should be sure to tape the envelope containing the tip on the inside of the garbage can lid, so it won't get wet or blow away.

I would have never thought of that.

[littlebeast13]

Please tell me this is some kind of a sick joke......

lb13

[nitrah55]

Please tell me this is some kind of a sick joke......

lb13

No, I am in dead earnest.

That sounds like an entry in the Ghoul Pool, doesn't it?

[Gangrenous Gallbladder]

Our garbage collectors leave us a card reminding us that it is the time of year when we remember to remember them with a tip.

Importantly, they tell us, we should be sure to tape the envelope containing the tip on the inside of the garbage can lid, so it won't get wet or blow away.

I would have never thought of that.

I hope the tip doesn't fall INTO BiT's garbage can! You never know what you'll find in there.........

[littlebeast13]

Please tell me this is some kind of a sick joke......

lb13

No, I am in dead earnest.

That's sounds like an entry in the Ghoul Pool, doesn't it?

Too bad Jim Varney has already left us.....

lb13

[elwoodblues]

Please tell me this is some kind of a sick joke......

lb13

No, I am in dead earnest.

That's sounds like an entry in the Ghoul Pool, doesn't it?

Too bad Jim Varney has already left us.....

lb13

I remember Jim Varney on Hollywood Squares. When asked where 70 percent of our wine comes from, his joke answer was, "The 7-11."

[SportsFan68]

Our newspaper deliverers did the same thing -- nothing about the garbage can, of course, but they did give us a little Chirstmas message as a tip reminder.

Service has been dreadful this year, so I wasn't going to give them anything, but SteelersFan gave them $10. He said he remembered what it was like to be a paper boy.

[peacock2121]

This whole 'tipping at Christmas' thing makes me crazy.

It just always seems I am never on the "getting a tip" end of the conversation.

How can that be?

[littlebeast13]

This whole 'tipping at Christmas' thing makes me crazy.

It just always seems I am never on the "getting a tip" end of the conversation.

How can that be?

Tell me about it....

lb13

[cindy.wellman]

This whole 'tipping at Christmas' thing makes me crazy.

It just always seems I am never on the "getting a tip" end of the conversation.

How can that be?

Tell me about it....

lb13

I think I'm going to tip your curly-haired, day-shift ID Falls Mecca counterpart. Who knows, maybe it will catch on to all the other Meccas. You can thank me later, or blame Rexer if it doesn't work.

[littlebeast13]

This whole 'tipping at Christmas' thing makes me crazy.

It just always seems I am never on the "getting a tip" end of the conversation.

How can that be?

Tell me about it....

lb13

I think I'm going to tip your curly-haired, day-shift ID Falls Mecca counterpart. Who knows, maybe it will catch on to all the other Meccas. You can thank me later, or blame Rexer if it doesn't work.

We used to have a very strict company policy about no employees being able to accept gratuities, but I haven't heard about that or saw any signs in the break room for a few years, so maybe it was done away with....

Not that anyone's ever offered me one anyway.....

lb13

[kayrharris]

Tell me about it....

lb13

We used to have a very strict company policy about no employees being able to accept gratuities, but I haven't heard about that or saw any signs in the break room for a few years, so maybe it was done away with....

Not that anyone's ever offered me one anyway.....

lb13

Dammit, you screwed up again with your lb13!!! I'm trying to fix it!!


Now don't say I never gave you anything! ORB said to
cut back this year...so this will have to do.

[littlebeast13]

Now don't say I never gave you anything! OSB said to
cut back this year...so this will have to do.


I think I'm going to tip your curly-haired, day-shift ID Falls Mecca counterpart. Who knows, maybe it will catch on to all the other Meccas. You can thank me later, or blame Rexer if it doesn't work.

We used to have a very strict company policy about no employees being able to accept gratuities, but I haven't heard about that or saw any signs in the break room for a few years, so maybe it was done away with....

Not that anyone's ever offered me one anyway.....

lb13

Can't you do anything right?

lb13

[kayrharris]

We used to have a very strict company policy about no employees being able to accept gratuities, but I haven't heard about that or saw any signs in the break room for a few years, so maybe it was done away with....

Not that anyone's ever offered me one anyway.....

lb13

Can't you do anything right?

lb13

It's all YOUR fault - see above edited post. Thank you.

[littlebeast13]

We used to have a very strict company policy about no employees being able to accept gratuities, but I haven't heard about that or saw any signs in the break room for a few years, so maybe it was done away with....

Not that anyone's ever offered me one anyway.....

lb13

Dammit, you screwed up again with your lb13!!! I'm trying to fix it!!


Now don't say I never gave you anything! ORB said to
cut back this year...so this will have to do.

Don't blame my non-signatured signature! You inserted that way up in the pyramid.....

I guess I should go easy on you since it's almost Christmas........

lb13

[kayrharris]

Can't you do anything right?

lb13

It's all YOUR fault - see above edited post. Thank you.

And now I feel more like MarleysGh0st....grrrr!!!!!

[littlebeast13]

Can't you do anything right?

lb13

It's all YOUR fault - see above edited post. Thank you.

And now I feel more like MarleysGh0st....grrrr!!!!!

See how grumpy you get when you're up at 4 in the morning.......

Tsk, tsk....

lb13

[kayrharris]

I just looked to see when my last "visit" was and, yep, it's 4:00AM Dec 24!!!

[Merry Mini]

I like Christmas tipping. No shopping involved. The recipient is always happy to receive it. It's NEVER too big!

Buying presents for relatives is a pain in the ass, though. For kids, not so much. That's fun!

[nitrah55]

This whole 'tipping at Christmas' thing makes me crazy.

It just always seems I am never on the "getting a tip" end of the conversation.

How can that be?

You want me to tip you for Christmas? How far?

[peacock2121]

This whole 'tipping at Christmas' thing makes me crazy.

It just always seems I am never on the "getting a tip" end of the conversation.

How can that be?

You want me to tip you for Christmas? How far?

All the way over, of course.

[nitrah55]

This whole 'tipping at Christmas' thing makes me crazy.

It just always seems I am never on the "getting a tip" end of the conversation.

How can that be?

You want me to tip you for Christmas? How far?

All the way over, of course.

Ah, tidings of comfort and joy.

[peacock2121]

You want me to tip you for Christmas? How far?

All the way over, of course.

Ah, tidings of comfort and joy.

Comfort?

Not so sure about that.

Joy?

Of course!

[SportsFan68]

We used to have a very strict company policy about no employees being able to accept gratuities, but I haven't heard about that or saw any signs in the break room for a few years, so maybe it was done away with....

Not that anyone's ever offered me one anyway.....

lb13

Probably couldn't enforce it.