No Hitler Birthday Cake
- silverscreenselect
- Posts: 24614
- Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:21 pm
- Contact:
No Hitler Birthday Cake
A New Jersey man who named his child Adolf Hitler Campbell is upset because a local grocery store refused to decorate a cake with the child's full name.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/20 ... cake_N.htm
He's also upset about the amount of negative internet publicity he's gotten over the entire incident. Money quote: "They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did."
Maybe not, but it's a fair bet that this kid is going to get far more than his share of verbal abuse and possible physical violence because dear old dad decided to make a point in naming the kid. One thing I agree with Dad about: he figured no one else in the world would give their kid that same name.
One of Campbell's other children has a middle name of "Aryan Nation."
http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/20 ... cake_N.htm
He's also upset about the amount of negative internet publicity he's gotten over the entire incident. Money quote: "They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did."
Maybe not, but it's a fair bet that this kid is going to get far more than his share of verbal abuse and possible physical violence because dear old dad decided to make a point in naming the kid. One thing I agree with Dad about: he figured no one else in the world would give their kid that same name.
One of Campbell's other children has a middle name of "Aryan Nation."
Check out our website: http://www.silverscreenvideos.com
- gsabc
- Posts: 6496
- Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:03 am
- Location: Federal Bureaucracy City
- Contact:
Re: No Hitler Birthday Cake
Naming your child something like that borders on child abuse, if it doesn't cross the line into it. One wonders about some of the other beliefs of the father, given the additional evidence of his other children's names.
I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
- etaoin22
- FNGD Forum Moderator
- Posts: 3655
- Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:09 pm
Re: No Hitler Birthday Cake
I remember a smelly Dick Tracy character named B.O. Plenty, but I bet a lot of little boys are going to have those initials soon....
- Bob78164
- Bored Moderator
- Posts: 22147
- Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:02 pm
- Location: By the phone
Re: No Hitler Birthday Cake
Apparently Wal Mart agreed to make the cake. --Bob
"Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear." Thomas Jefferson
- peacock2121
- Posts: 18451
- Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:58 am
Re: No Hitler Birthday Cake
Of course they did - they are The Devil.Bob78164 wrote:Apparently Wal Mart agreed to make the cake. --Bob
- MinisterOfPropaganda
- Merry Man
- Posts: 62
- Joined: Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:45 am
- Location: Beside Moe Hailstone
Re: No Hitler Birthday Cake
As Minister of Propaganda, I hereby declare that everyone stop what they are doing and celebrate the birthday of Mr. Adolf Hitler Campbell! And everyone will be required to attend the party down at Chuck E. Cheese's! I am so evil sometimes, I scare myself....
- etaoin22
- FNGD Forum Moderator
- Posts: 3655
- Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:09 pm
Re: No Hitler Birthday Cake
On the cake of Adolf Hitler Campbell
They wrote the last name, but not the preamble
To save his birthday, his folks did scramble
But progeny of Dumpkopfs! is A.H. Campbell
They wrote the last name, but not the preamble
To save his birthday, his folks did scramble
But progeny of Dumpkopfs! is A.H. Campbell
- minimetoo26
- Royal Pain In Everyone's Ass
- Posts: 7874
- Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:51 am
- Location: No Fixed Address
Re: No Hitler Birthday Cake
Bob78164 wrote:Apparently Wal Mart agreed to make the cake. --Bob
It's hard to turn down work these days, I guess. And they can't afford to alienate their core customers...
It's just sick to think there are still people like this running loose and procreating in the 21st century.
Knowing a great deal is not the same as being smart; intelligence is not information alone but also judgment, the manner in which information is collected and used.
-Carl Sagan
-Carl Sagan
- littlebeast13
- Dumbass
- Posts: 31585
- Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:20 pm
- Location: Between the Sterilite and the Farberware
- Contact:
Re: No Hitler Birthday Cake
minimetoo26 wrote:Bob78164 wrote:Apparently Wal Mart agreed to make the cake. --Bob
It's hard to turn down work these days, I guess. And they can't afford to alienate their core customers...
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
It's just sick to think there are still people like this running loose and procreating in the 21st century.
So does Wayne now become just the second worst middle name to have.....?
lb13
- minimetoo26
- Royal Pain In Everyone's Ass
- Posts: 7874
- Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:51 am
- Location: No Fixed Address
Re: No Hitler Birthday Cake
littlebeast13 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:Bob78164 wrote:Apparently Wal Mart agreed to make the cake. --Bob
It's hard to turn down work these days, I guess. And they can't afford to alienate their core customers...
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
It's just sick to think there are still people like this running loose and procreating in the 21st century.
So does Wayne now become just the second worst middle name to have.....?![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
lb13
I think Pea or somebody added Eugene to the list.
Wayne isn't a bad name in and of itself, but getting it as a middle name seems to release anti-social tendencies in people........
Knowing a great deal is not the same as being smart; intelligence is not information alone but also judgment, the manner in which information is collected and used.
-Carl Sagan
-Carl Sagan
- littlebeast13
- Dumbass
- Posts: 31585
- Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:20 pm
- Location: Between the Sterilite and the Farberware
- Contact:
Re: No Hitler Birthday Cake
minimetoo26 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:
It's hard to turn down work these days, I guess. And they can't afford to alienate their core customers...
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
It's just sick to think there are still people like this running loose and procreating in the 21st century.
So does Wayne now become just the second worst middle name to have.....?![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
lb13
I think Pea or somebody added Eugene to the list.
Wayne isn't a bad name in and of itself, but getting it as a middle name seems to release anti-social tendencies in people........
Just who are you calling anti-social? You're gonna make me very, very angry...........
lb13
- Mini Wayne Metoo26
- Merry Man
- Posts: 44
- Joined: Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:26 pm
- Location: Where you least expect me. Or my dungeon.
Re: No Hitler Birthday Cake
Let's round up Homicidal Clem and take a road trip and meet all sorts of new friends!littlebeast13 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:
So does Wayne now become just the second worst middle name to have.....?![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
lb13
I think Pea or somebody added Eugene to the list.
Wayne isn't a bad name in and of itself, but getting it as a middle name seems to release anti-social tendencies in people........
Just who are you calling anti-social? You're gonna make me very, very angry...........![]()
lb13
Don't laugh--you're next!
- JoeBobBillyWayneTucker
- Merry Man
- Posts: 58
- Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:04 am
- Location: A trailer park
Re: No Hitler Birthday Cake
Mini Wayne Metoo26 wrote:Let's round up Homicidal Clem and take a road trip and meet all sorts of new friends!littlebeast13 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:
I think Pea or somebody added Eugene to the list.
Wayne isn't a bad name in and of itself, but getting it as a middle name seems to release anti-social tendencies in people........
Just who are you calling anti-social? You're gonna make me very, very angry...........![]()
lb13
Come on down south and meet my banjo pickin' friends....
Bring the Flyin' Pig with ya' too....
- VAdame
- Posts: 1877
- Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:42 am
- Location: da 'Burgh!
Re: No Hitler Birthday Cake
Hey now -- my nephew (just turned 19) is Michael Eugene (after both grandpas.) He's a very nice young man!
- TheCalvinator24
- Posts: 4886
- Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:50 am
- Location: Wyoming
- Contact:
Re: No Hitler Birthday Cake
My dad's middle name is Eugene.
He told me that he would never have even considered saddling either of his sons with it.
He told me that he would never have even considered saddling either of his sons with it.
It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. —Albus Dumbledore
- Exploded Nose
- Merry Man
- Posts: 17
- Joined: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:37 pm
- Location: On the faces of Clem's enemies
Re: No Hitler Birthday Cake
Owwwwww! Dis is what habbens when you trabel with Clem when he's feeling hobicidal!!!!!!!Mini Wayne Metoo26 wrote:Let's round up Homicidal Clem and take a road trip and meet all sorts of new friends!littlebeast13 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:
I think Pea or somebody added Eugene to the list.
Wayne isn't a bad name in and of itself, but getting it as a middle name seems to release anti-social tendencies in people........
Just who are you calling anti-social? You're gonna make me very, very angry...........![]()
lb13
You're all Borons for eben dinking aboud id!
“Many a man's tongue broke his nose.”
-Seamus MacManus
-Seamus MacManus