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Hey, Baby!

#1 Post by Ted Nugent » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:44 am

I was out drinking and bow-hunting with a couple of buddies the other day when it dawned on me how much I miss playing rock and roll. Unfortunately, I can’t fit into these stretch tights any more, and well, I can’t play guitar fer shit, either, or sing for that matter.

Fortunately, Winter Lyrically Speaking is returning on January 5th, so you can SEE my best tunes, all written out, like words and shit. Like having Cat Scratch Fever, you know.

As for me, I think I’ll go kill it and grill it.

Here’s some Motor City Madman humor for ya:
If I were an astronaut, what kid of Tang would I want the most?
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Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang, of course!
Got you in a stranglehold, baby.
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#2 Post by WheresFanny » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:14 am

And it's still as funny as it was 30 years ago.

Do they even still make Tang? (In America, I mean. My mom has a huge canister of Tang but they went all Fabuloso on the label, so I'm not sure if it's from Mexico or just for Mexican-Americans who aspire to the astronautical arts).

Now I want to hear some Ted, but I just realized I have no Nuge on CD. I have Weekend Warriors on 8-track, though. Ha!
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#3 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:24 am

I just read an interview with Rufus Wainwright in Newsweek. I bet it would be hilarious to put Rufus and Ted in the same room and record the conversation! They're both musicians, so I'm SURE they'd have a bunch in common......... :twisted:
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#4 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:27 am

OK, who in the hell is Rufus Wainwright.......?

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#5 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:31 am

littlebeast13 wrote:OK, who in the hell is Rufus Wainwright.......?

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I saw that one coming a mile away!

I said he was a musician! Duh!


Okay, he covered Hallelujah on the Shrek soundtrack, and he wrote most of the Meet the Robinsons' soundtrack. You need some kids.

His dad is the Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road guy...
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#6 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:35 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:OK, who in the hell is Rufus Wainwright.......?

lb13

I saw that one coming a mile away!

I said he was a musician! Duh!


Okay, he covered Hallelujah on the Shrek soundtrack, and he wrote most of the Meet the Robinson's soundtrack. You need some kids.

His dad is the Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road guy...

No I don't need any kids. Please see the christie thread.... :P

I'm not going to bother asking about the Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road guy. I'll just pretend he's some long lost relative of Adam Wainwright.....

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#7 Post by kayrharris » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:44 am

Tang is the worst thing ever invented! I always felt sorry for the
astronauts!
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#8 Post by WheresFanny » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:44 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:OK, who in the hell is Rufus Wainwright.......?

lb13

I saw that one coming a mile away!

I said he was a musician! Duh!


Okay, he covered Hallelujah on the Shrek soundtrack, and he wrote most of the Meet the Robinsons' soundtrack. You need some kids.

His dad is the Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road guy...
I never thought of Rufus Wainwright as a musician for kids before.

And my fave version of Hallelujah is by John (don't call me JJ!) Cale. Although I hate how overdone and pervasive it's become over the last several years.
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#9 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:45 am

kayrharris wrote:Tang is the worst thing ever invented! I always felt sorry for the
astronauts!

Yeah, just like you felt sorry for the gladiators when they got thrown to the lions..... :P

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#10 Post by WheresFanny » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:52 am

WheresFanny wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:OK, who in the hell is Rufus Wainwright.......?

lb13

I saw that one coming a mile away!

I said he was a musician! Duh!


Okay, he covered Hallelujah on the Shrek soundtrack, and he wrote most of the Meet the Robinsons' soundtrack. You need some kids.

His dad is the Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road guy...
I never thought of Rufus Wainwright as a musician for kids before.

And my fave version of Hallelujah is by John (don't call me JJ!) Cale. Although I hate how overdone and pervasive it's become over the last several years.
And to give this some ontopicosity (of the off topic variety), I was just explaining to lb the other night why JJ Cale became JJ in the first place.
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#11 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:54 am

WheresFanny wrote:
WheresFanny wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
I saw that one coming a mile away!

I said he was a musician! Duh!


Okay, he covered Hallelujah on the Shrek soundtrack, and he wrote most of the Meet the Robinsons' soundtrack. You need some kids.

His dad is the Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road guy...
I never thought of Rufus Wainwright as a musician for kids before.

And my fave version of Hallelujah is by John (don't call me JJ!) Cale. Although I hate how overdone and pervasive it's become over the last several years.
And to give this some ontopicosity (of the off topic variety), I was just explaining to lb the other night why JJ Cale became JJ in the first place.

And naturally, the next day, I saw a John Cale reference in one of those tidbits they have on Music Choice.....

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#12 Post by kayrharris » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:58 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:Tang is the worst thing ever invented! I always felt sorry for the
astronauts!

Yeah, just like you felt sorry for the gladiators when they got thrown to the lions..... :P

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What is it the little kids say....this was so funny I forgot to laugh!! :P
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#13 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:01 am

kayrharris wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:Tang is the worst thing ever invented! I always felt sorry for the
astronauts!

Yeah, just like you felt sorry for the gladiators when they got thrown to the lions..... :P

lb13
What is it the little kids say....this was so funny I forgot to laugh!! :P

Well, then you coulda forgot to post that you forgot to laugh..... :P :P :P :P

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#14 Post by John Cale » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:09 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
WheresFanny wrote:
WheresFanny wrote: I never thought of Rufus Wainwright as a musician for kids before.

And my fave version of Hallelujah is by John (don't call me JJ!) Cale. Although I hate how overdone and pervasive it's become over the last several years.
And to give this some ontopicosity (of the off topic variety), I was just explaining to lb the other night why JJ Cale became JJ in the first place.

And naturally, the next day, I saw a John Cale reference in one of those tidbits they have on Music Choice.....

lb13
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#15 Post by kayrharris » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:09 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Yeah, just like you felt sorry for the gladiators when they got thrown to the lions..... :P

lb13
What is it the little kids say....this was so funny I forgot to laugh!! :P

Well, then you coulda forgot to post that you forgot to laugh..... :P :P :P :P

lb13
My memory is magnificent when it comes to certain things....like posting cute
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#16 Post by JJ Cale » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:12 am

John Cale wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
WheresFanny wrote: And to give this some ontopicosity (of the off topic variety), I was just explaining to lb the other night why JJ Cale became JJ in the first place.

And naturally, the next day, I saw a John Cale reference in one of those tidbits they have on Music Choice.....

lb13
Accept no substitute...

You goddamn impostor! You're a bigger pain in the ass than that Slowhand bastard!

You will get no love from my Fanny. Right?

Right!?!?!?!?!?
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#17 Post by WheresFanny » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:19 am

JJ Cale wrote:
John Cale wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
And naturally, the next day, I saw a John Cale reference in one of those tidbits they have on Music Choice.....

lb13
Accept no substitute...

You goddamn impostor! You're a bigger pain in the ass than that Slowhand bastard!

You will get no love from my Fanny. Right?

Right!?!?!?!?!?
Well........

He'll get some 'like' from Fanny.

But my heart belongs to JJ!!1
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#18 Post by secondchance » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:16 pm

Nugent's "Stranglehold" was a major goodie.

Played really, really loud (loudly?).

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