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The Black Hole

#1 Post by Bob Juch » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:25 pm

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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Re: The Black Hole

#2 Post by a1mamacat » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:29 am

Ahh, the scientists are wrongwrongwrong.


Case in point.

I know exactly where the objects that enter the black hole go. Down his esophagus, and into his belly.

Case in point.

Monday
5:30 pm, he ingests a heaping bowl of raisin bran cereal.

6:00 pm, he inhales two full center cut pork chops (3 inches thick), and a full load of carrots and peas.

6:30 pm, he chows down on a grilled cheese sammich and a bowl of tomato soup.

10:00 pm. he is "peckish' before bedtime, and makes four slices of toast with pb and j.

plus a large glass of milk with each "snack"

any wonder I can't get ahead????


OY!!! :shock:
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Re: The Black Hole

#3 Post by christie1111 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:47 am

How much milk do you go through?

That is our largest volume.

1 gallon every other day.

And everyone else here just uses it for coffee or cereal.

I get a free gallon after buying 6 so that helps a little.
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Re: The Black Hole

#4 Post by a1mamacat » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:42 am

christie1111 wrote:How much milk do you go through?

That is our largest volume.

1 gallon every other day.

And everyone else here just uses it for coffee or cereal.

I get a free gallon after buying 6 so that helps a little.
Yup, that's about the level here, and there is just the two of us :shock:
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Re: The Black Hole

#5 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:56 am

The video is gone.

Yesterday I broke out the bread machine and made a loaf since Stephen hadn't been feeling well and he loves fresh-baked bread. 3 hours and 40 minutes to bake it; 3.4 seconds to inhale it.

Okay, maybe 3 minutes, 40 seconds. Mini-me got a slice because he was in the kitchen. I should have just tossed it in the air and let 'em go at it like wolverines...
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#6 Post by kayrharris » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:06 am

a1mamacat wrote:Ahh, the scientists are wrongwrongwrong.


Case in point.

I know exactly where the objects that enter the black hole go. Down his esophagus, and into his belly.

Case in point.

Monday
5:30 pm, he ingests a heaping bowl of raisin bran cereal.

6:00 pm, he inhales two full center cut pork chops (3 inches thick), and a full load of carrots and peas.

6:30 pm, he chows down on a grilled cheese sammich and a bowl of tomato soup.

10:00 pm. he is "peckish' before bedtime, and makes four slices of toast with pb and j.

plus a large glass of milk with each "snack"

any wonder I can't get ahead????


OY!!! :shock:

I can't believe he had that long dry spell between 6:30PM and 10:00PM!
At least he's not filling up on junk food. :shock:
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#7 Post by ne1410s » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:58 am

mini:
I should have just tossed it in the air and let 'em go at it like wolverines...
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Re: The Black Hole

#8 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:02 am

ne1410s wrote:mini:
I should have just tossed it in the air and let 'em go at it like wolverines...
Growing up, if I wanted a drumstick, I had to call for a fair catch. Thank you. I'll be here all week...
Since I ate left-handed, I got the foot of the table. I recall cutting a piece of meat, and when I lifted my fork, my sister who sat just to the left of me grabbed it off my fork with her bare hands and ate it! And we were teenagers at the time!

We're actually still good friends, but you had to work quickly in my house if you wanted the food or the clean laundry. And I had three sisters....
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#9 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:04 am

christie1111 wrote:
I get a free gallon after buying 6 so that helps a little.
Kroger's had that here for a while -- a free gallon after 10, which was great. The program lasted only a few months -- rumor was it was killing them. I'm betting it was the red tape of administration of it that killed it, not the free milk.
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#10 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:29 am

We're actually still good friends, but you had to work quickly in my house if you wanted the food or the clean laundry. And I had three sisters....

I hear ya - youngest of five, 3 brothers, one sister. My mom still bitches that I eat too fast - can't imagine why...


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Re: The Black Hole

#11 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:31 am

tlynn78 wrote:
We're actually still good friends, but you had to work quickly in my house if you wanted the food or the clean laundry. And I had three sisters....

I hear ya - youngest of five, 3 brothers, one sister. My mom still bitches that I eat too fast - can't imagine why...


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That's why I don't iron. If I ironed an outfit, it would be gone from my closet and I'd find it on my sister's body when I got to school!

I learn quick......
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Re: The Black Hole

#12 Post by The Beast Sisters » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:33 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:
We're actually still good friends, but you had to work quickly in my house if you wanted the food or the clean laundry. And I had three sisters....

I hear ya - youngest of five, 3 brothers, one sister. My mom still bitches that I eat too fast - can't imagine why...


t.
That's why I don't iron. If I ironed an outfit, it would be gone from my closet and I'd find it on my sister's body when I got to school!

I learn quick......

Talk like this gives sisters a bad name..... :evil:

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Re: The Black Hole

#13 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:34 am

The Beast Sisters wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:
I hear ya - youngest of five, 3 brothers, one sister. My mom still bitches that I eat too fast - can't imagine why...


t.
That's why I don't iron. If I ironed an outfit, it would be gone from my closet and I'd find it on my sister's body when I got to school!

I learn quick......

Talk like this gives sisters a bad name..... :evil:

I feel sorry for only children. They don't learn some necessary survival skills.............
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Re: The Black Hole

#14 Post by ne1410s » Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:52 am

I was the 4th of 6. I was much thinner as a youth.
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Re: The Black Hole

#15 Post by andrewjackson » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:12 pm

Very poor understanding of a black hole if the writers/producers of the video think that is a black hole.

Worm hole, possibly, but never a black hole.
No matter where you go, there you are.

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#16 Post by ne1410s » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:14 pm

Worm hole, possibly, but never a black hole.
Did AJ just hijack a hijacked thread?? :)
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#17 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:24 pm

ne1410s wrote:
Worm hole, possibly, but never a black hole.
Did AJ just hijack a hijacked thread?? :)
More like a counter-hijack! 8)

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#18 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:10 pm

The Black Hole, Where the On topic post go.
Suitguy is not bitter.

feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive

The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.

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Re: The Black Hole

#19 Post by andrewjackson » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:10 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:
ne1410s wrote:
Worm hole, possibly, but never a black hole.
Did AJ just hijack a hijacked thread?? :)
More like a counter-hijack! 8)
I don't hijack.






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Re: The Black Hole

#20 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:16 pm

andrewjackson wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
ne1410s wrote: Did AJ just hijack a hijacked thread?? :)
More like a counter-hijack! 8)
I don't hijack.






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No worries, AJ, you just got today's Ontopicosity Award! :)

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Re: The Black Hole

#21 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:34 pm

andrewjackson wrote:Very poor understanding of a black hole if the writers/producers of the video think that is a black hole.

Worm hole, possibly, but never a black hole.
It was black and it was a hole. It's wasn't a "black hole".
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#22 Post by Thousandaire » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:41 pm

Reminds me of the end of the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine."

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#23 Post by andrewjackson » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:44 pm

Bob Juch wrote:
andrewjackson wrote:Very poor understanding of a black hole if the writers/producers of the video think that is a black hole.

Worm hole, possibly, but never a black hole.
It was black and it was a hole. It's wasn't a "black hole".
Good point.
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#24 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:19 pm

Reminds me of the end of the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine."

Are you implying the Beatles didn't really all live in a yellow submarine??


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#25 Post by a1mamacat » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:02 pm

tlynn78 wrote:
Reminds me of the end of the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine."

Are you implying the Beatles didn't really all live in a yellow submarine??


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Maybe their mothers made them live there because they ate so much


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