The Black Hole
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The Black Hole
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
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Re: The Black Hole
Ahh, the scientists are wrongwrongwrong.
Case in point.
I know exactly where the objects that enter the black hole go. Down his esophagus, and into his belly.
Case in point.
Monday
5:30 pm, he ingests a heaping bowl of raisin bran cereal.
6:00 pm, he inhales two full center cut pork chops (3 inches thick), and a full load of carrots and peas.
6:30 pm, he chows down on a grilled cheese sammich and a bowl of tomato soup.
10:00 pm. he is "peckish' before bedtime, and makes four slices of toast with pb and j.
plus a large glass of milk with each "snack"
any wonder I can't get ahead????
OY!!!
Case in point.
I know exactly where the objects that enter the black hole go. Down his esophagus, and into his belly.
Case in point.
Monday
5:30 pm, he ingests a heaping bowl of raisin bran cereal.
6:00 pm, he inhales two full center cut pork chops (3 inches thick), and a full load of carrots and peas.
6:30 pm, he chows down on a grilled cheese sammich and a bowl of tomato soup.
10:00 pm. he is "peckish' before bedtime, and makes four slices of toast with pb and j.
plus a large glass of milk with each "snack"
any wonder I can't get ahead????
OY!!!
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Re: The Black Hole
How much milk do you go through?
That is our largest volume.
1 gallon every other day.
And everyone else here just uses it for coffee or cereal.
I get a free gallon after buying 6 so that helps a little.
That is our largest volume.
1 gallon every other day.
And everyone else here just uses it for coffee or cereal.
I get a free gallon after buying 6 so that helps a little.
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Re: The Black Hole
Yup, that's about the level here, and there is just the two of uschristie1111 wrote:How much milk do you go through?
That is our largest volume.
1 gallon every other day.
And everyone else here just uses it for coffee or cereal.
I get a free gallon after buying 6 so that helps a little.
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Re: The Black Hole
The video is gone.
Yesterday I broke out the bread machine and made a loaf since Stephen hadn't been feeling well and he loves fresh-baked bread. 3 hours and 40 minutes to bake it; 3.4 seconds to inhale it.
Okay, maybe 3 minutes, 40 seconds. Mini-me got a slice because he was in the kitchen. I should have just tossed it in the air and let 'em go at it like wolverines...
Yesterday I broke out the bread machine and made a loaf since Stephen hadn't been feeling well and he loves fresh-baked bread. 3 hours and 40 minutes to bake it; 3.4 seconds to inhale it.
Okay, maybe 3 minutes, 40 seconds. Mini-me got a slice because he was in the kitchen. I should have just tossed it in the air and let 'em go at it like wolverines...
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Re: The Black Hole
a1mamacat wrote:Ahh, the scientists are wrongwrongwrong.
Case in point.
I know exactly where the objects that enter the black hole go. Down his esophagus, and into his belly.
Case in point.
Monday
5:30 pm, he ingests a heaping bowl of raisin bran cereal.
6:00 pm, he inhales two full center cut pork chops (3 inches thick), and a full load of carrots and peas.
6:30 pm, he chows down on a grilled cheese sammich and a bowl of tomato soup.
10:00 pm. he is "peckish' before bedtime, and makes four slices of toast with pb and j.
plus a large glass of milk with each "snack"
any wonder I can't get ahead????
OY!!!
I can't believe he had that long dry spell between 6:30PM and 10:00PM!
At least he's not filling up on junk food.
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Re: The Black Hole
mini:
Growing up, if I wanted a drumstick, I had to call for a fair catch. Thank you. I'll be here all week...I should have just tossed it in the air and let 'em go at it like wolverines...
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Re: The Black Hole
Since I ate left-handed, I got the foot of the table. I recall cutting a piece of meat, and when I lifted my fork, my sister who sat just to the left of me grabbed it off my fork with her bare hands and ate it! And we were teenagers at the time!ne1410s wrote:mini:Growing up, if I wanted a drumstick, I had to call for a fair catch. Thank you. I'll be here all week...I should have just tossed it in the air and let 'em go at it like wolverines...
We're actually still good friends, but you had to work quickly in my house if you wanted the food or the clean laundry. And I had three sisters....
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Re: The Black Hole
Kroger's had that here for a while -- a free gallon after 10, which was great. The program lasted only a few months -- rumor was it was killing them. I'm betting it was the red tape of administration of it that killed it, not the free milk.christie1111 wrote:
I get a free gallon after buying 6 so that helps a little.
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Re: The Black Hole
We're actually still good friends, but you had to work quickly in my house if you wanted the food or the clean laundry. And I had three sisters....
I hear ya - youngest of five, 3 brothers, one sister. My mom still bitches that I eat too fast - can't imagine why...
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Re: The Black Hole
That's why I don't iron. If I ironed an outfit, it would be gone from my closet and I'd find it on my sister's body when I got to school!tlynn78 wrote:We're actually still good friends, but you had to work quickly in my house if you wanted the food or the clean laundry. And I had three sisters....
I hear ya - youngest of five, 3 brothers, one sister. My mom still bitches that I eat too fast - can't imagine why...
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Re: The Black Hole
minimetoo26 wrote:That's why I don't iron. If I ironed an outfit, it would be gone from my closet and I'd find it on my sister's body when I got to school!tlynn78 wrote:We're actually still good friends, but you had to work quickly in my house if you wanted the food or the clean laundry. And I had three sisters....
I hear ya - youngest of five, 3 brothers, one sister. My mom still bitches that I eat too fast - can't imagine why...
t.
I learn quick......
Talk like this gives sisters a bad name.....
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Re: The Black Hole
The Beast Sisters wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:That's why I don't iron. If I ironed an outfit, it would be gone from my closet and I'd find it on my sister's body when I got to school!tlynn78 wrote:
I hear ya - youngest of five, 3 brothers, one sister. My mom still bitches that I eat too fast - can't imagine why...
t.
I learn quick......
Talk like this gives sisters a bad name.....
I feel sorry for only children. They don't learn some necessary survival skills.............
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Re: The Black Hole
I was the 4th of 6. I was much thinner as a youth.
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Re: The Black Hole
Very poor understanding of a black hole if the writers/producers of the video think that is a black hole.
Worm hole, possibly, but never a black hole.
Worm hole, possibly, but never a black hole.
No matter where you go, there you are.
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Re: The Black Hole
Did AJ just hijack a hijacked thread??Worm hole, possibly, but never a black hole.
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Re: The Black Hole
More like a counter-hijack!ne1410s wrote:Did AJ just hijack a hijacked thread??Worm hole, possibly, but never a black hole.
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Re: The Black Hole
The Black Hole, Where the On topic post go.
Suitguy is not bitter.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
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Re: The Black Hole
I don't hijack.MarleysGh0st wrote:More like a counter-hijack!ne1410s wrote:Did AJ just hijack a hijacked thread??Worm hole, possibly, but never a black hole.
Much.
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Re: The Black Hole
No worries, AJ, you just got today's Ontopicosity Award!andrewjackson wrote:I don't hijack.MarleysGh0st wrote:More like a counter-hijack!ne1410s wrote: Did AJ just hijack a hijacked thread??
Much.
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Re: The Black Hole
It was black and it was a hole. It's wasn't a "black hole".andrewjackson wrote:Very poor understanding of a black hole if the writers/producers of the video think that is a black hole.
Worm hole, possibly, but never a black hole.
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
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Re: The Black Hole
Good point.Bob Juch wrote:It was black and it was a hole. It's wasn't a "black hole".andrewjackson wrote:Very poor understanding of a black hole if the writers/producers of the video think that is a black hole.
Worm hole, possibly, but never a black hole.
No matter where you go, there you are.
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Re: The Black Hole
Reminds me of the end of the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine."
Are you implying the Beatles didn't really all live in a yellow submarine??
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When reality requires approval, control replaces truth.
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
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Re: The Black Hole
Maybe their mothers made them live there because they ate so muchtlynn78 wrote:Reminds me of the end of the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine."
Are you implying the Beatles didn't really all live in a yellow submarine??
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(getting the original hijack back on track)
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