Brian De Palma Presents: The Unpostables

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Brian De Palma Presents: The Unpostables

#1 Post by Brian De Palma » Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:24 pm

Title Card: 2009. Game prohibition has transformed the Bored into Internet at War. Rival BBs compete for control of the Bored's empire of illegal games, enforcing their will with the threat of a 10-week Winter Lyrically Speaking. It is the time of the Boredlords. It is the time of LB Capone.

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One group stands in his way. Led by Uly Ness and former cop Fanny Malone, they stand for Bored justice. They are known as: The Unpostables.

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LB Capone: I want you to get this f**k where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Uly Ness, I want him DELETED! I want his family DELETED! I want his posts removed FOREVER! I wanna go on-line in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS DELETED POSTS!








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Fanny Malone: You said you wanted to get LB Capone. Do you really wanna get him? You see what I'm saying is, what are you prepared to do?

Uly Ness: Anything within the law.

Fanny Malone: And then what are you prepared to do? If you open the can of worms you must be prepared to go all the way. Because they're not gonna give up the fight, until one of you is deleted.

Uly Ness: I want to get LB Capone! I want to stop Winter Lyrically Speaking. I don't know how to do it.

Fanny Malone: You wanna know how to get LB Capone? They post a game, you post a poll. He spoils one of yours posts, you spoil all of his. That's the Bored way! And that's how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I'm offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?

Uly Ness: I have sworn to stop this man with all legal powers at my disposal and I will do so.

Fanny Malone: Well, the Lord hates a cyber-coward.

[sends Ness a PM, and Ness returns]

Fanny Malone: Do you know what a Bored oath is, Mr. Ness?

Uly Ness: Yes.

Fanny Malone: Good, 'cause you just took one.







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LB Capone: People are gonna play Bored games! You know that, I know that, we all know that, and all I do is act on that. And all this talk of bootgaming - what is bootgaming? On the internet, it's bootgaming. On the Raspberry Bored, it's meistering. I'm a meister! Winter Lyrically Speaking begins Monday.
That's a wrap, people.

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#2 Post by ulysses5019 » Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:30 am

That's a wrap, people.
I'd like to rap someone upside their head with a bat. Especially my squirrelly agent. I knew I shoulda hired the aardvark.
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#3 Post by Governor Blago » Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:03 am

You know, promos like this are going to give the city of Chicago a bad name....

Maybe if Mr. De Palma and Uly Ness will slip me a wad of cash, I'll forget this disgrace ever took place....
Show me the #&*(@ money!

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#4 Post by ulysses5019 » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:18 am

Why wasn't I contacted about being in this promo? I coulda made it to Lake Michigan. I even have my own cement shoes.
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#5 Post by The Face on Mars » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:34 am

ulysses5019 wrote:Why wasn't I contacted about being in this promo? I coulda made it to Lake Michigan. I even have my own cement shoes.

Oh come on, you aren't even real! Just a load of mythological baloney....

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#6 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:01 pm

The Face on Mars wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:Why wasn't I contacted about being in this promo? I coulda made it to Lake Michigan. I even have my own cement shoes.

Oh come on, you aren't even real! Just a load of mythological baloney....
Mr. Kettle? Mr. Pot is calling for you on Line 2...

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