One group stands in his way. Led by Uly Ness and former cop Fanny Malone, they stand for Bored justice. They are known as: The Unpostables.
LB Capone: I want you to get this f**k where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Uly Ness, I want him DELETED! I want his family DELETED! I want his posts removed FOREVER! I wanna go on-line in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS DELETED POSTS!
Fanny Malone: You said you wanted to get LB Capone. Do you really wanna get him? You see what I'm saying is, what are you prepared to do?
Uly Ness: Anything within the law.
Fanny Malone: And then what are you prepared to do? If you open the can of worms you must be prepared to go all the way. Because they're not gonna give up the fight, until one of you is deleted.
Uly Ness: I want to get LB Capone! I want to stop Winter Lyrically Speaking. I don't know how to do it.
Fanny Malone: You wanna know how to get LB Capone? They post a game, you post a poll. He spoils one of yours posts, you spoil all of his. That's the Bored way! And that's how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I'm offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?
Uly Ness: I have sworn to stop this man with all legal powers at my disposal and I will do so.
Fanny Malone: Well, the Lord hates a cyber-coward.
[sends Ness a PM, and Ness returns]
Fanny Malone: Do you know what a Bored oath is, Mr. Ness?
Uly Ness: Yes.
Fanny Malone: Good, 'cause you just took one.
LB Capone: People are gonna play Bored games! You know that, I know that, we all know that, and all I do is act on that. And all this talk of bootgaming - what is bootgaming? On the internet, it's bootgaming. On the Raspberry Bored, it's meistering. I'm a meister! Winter Lyrically Speaking begins Monday.
