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#1 Post by AlphaDummy » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:26 pm

slam wrote:Agreeing with someone in another thread, I came here to talk about gameshows.

You people on the right, left, top or bottom are all bonkers with ridiculously slanted viewpoints. I have no interest in such nonsense.

Please page me when when the discussion returns to game shows.

Over and out.

From the Home Office, where we still have our button championing Bill & Opus as "a desperate choice for desperate times".....heeeeeeere we go...


10) Just about everybody's signature line at the bottom of their posts now includes the words "Authorized and paid for by..."

9) Karl Rove delurks long enough to post a message decrying the lack of civility in Bored political discourse

8) Suddenly you really miss all those posts about underage Chinese gymnasts

7) Horndog male BBs petition Michael Davies to bring Sarah Palin on as BAM guest host

6) You select your PAF team based on whether they are in a red, blue, or swing state, and on how many viewers they can deliver

5) Marley makes an out-of-the-blue post saying that he got The Call, and nobody notices

4) Depending on your political affiliation, you now refer to "llamas" as "donkeys" or "elephants"

3) New Timeline spokesman: George W. Bush

2) Both Obama and McCain make unscheduled campaign stops in Kalamazoo

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#2 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:30 pm

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#3 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:31 pm

AlphaDummy wrote:
slam wrote:Agreeing with someone in another thread, I came here to talk about gameshows.

You people on the right, left, top or bottom are all bonkers with ridiculously slanted viewpoints. I have no interest in such nonsense.

Please page me when when the discussion returns to game shows.

Over and out.

From the Home Office, where we still have our button championing Bill & Opus as "a desperate choice for desperate times".....heeeeeeere we go...


10) Just about everybody's signature line at the bottom of their posts now includes the words "Authorized and paid for by..."

9) Karl Rove delurks long enough to post a message decrying the lack of civility in Bored political discourse

8) Suddenly you really miss all those posts about underage Chinese gymnasts

7) Horndog male BBs petition Michael Davies to bring Sarah Palin on as BAM guest host

6) You select your PAF team based on whether they are in a red, blue, or swing state, and on how many viewers they can deliver

5) Marley makes an out-of-the-blue post saying that he got The Call, and nobody notices

4) Depending on your political affiliation, you now refer to "llamas" as "donkeys" or "elephants"

3) New Timeline spokesman: George W. Bush

2) Both Obama and McCain make unscheduled campaign stops in Kalamazoo

1) Results of latest Zogby poll: 2% approve of Top Ten Meister job performance, 6% disapprove, 1% undecided, 91% reply WGAS
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#4 Post by AlphaDummy » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:48 pm

ulysses5019 wrote: Who authorized and paid for this post?
I believe it was Dick Tuck.
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#5 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:52 pm

AlphaDummy wrote:5) Marley makes an out-of-the-blue post saying that he got The Call, and nobody notices
Oh, that reminds me...

















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#6 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:56 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:
AlphaDummy wrote:5) Marley makes an out-of-the-blue post saying that he got The Call, and nobody notices
Oh, that reminds me...

















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#7 Post by KillerTomato » Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:07 pm

That Commie Pinko, Alf wrote: 10) Just about everybody's signature line at the bottom of their posts now includes the words "Authorized and paid for by..."

Don't be ridiculous. That would never happen.

In the "Serendipity" file, I'm up to the letter "M" in my DVD collection, so I just happened to watch the original version of "The Manchurian Candidate" the other day. Several things struck me about it:

- Boy, has the political process changed since 1962...at least as compared to a fictional Convention.

- Angela Lansbury definitely belongs on my "Top 5 Best Villians" list. She was amazing.

- I still have no idea what the hell Janet Leigh was doing in that movie.

- I'm getting paranoid, or possibly becoming a conspiracy theorist. But I do believe they'd better check the catwalks of the Xcel Center tomorrow.

- I'd have more to say, but I think I'll pass the time by playing a little solitaire.
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#8 Post by Kazoo65 » Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:14 pm


2. Both Obama and McCain make unscheduled campaign stops in Kalamazoo.
Actually, Obama was in Battle Creek on Monday, and McCain was here during primary season-back in January. He gave a speech at our Christian high school-my alma mater's big rival.
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#9 Post by T_Bone0806 » Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:18 pm

I'm T_Bone0806, and I approve this message.

Because it's funny. :lol:
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#10 Post by geoffil » Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:27 pm

I ditto PSM :lol:

AD for Prez!

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#11 Post by admanvii » Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:36 pm

AD for Prez![/quote]

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#12 Post by geoffil » Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:02 pm

I meant the original AD.

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#13 Post by christie1111 » Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:11 pm

Absolutely hilarious!

Great job!
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#14 Post by admanvii » Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:18 pm

geoffil wrote:I meant the original AD.

I am the origonal AD!!!

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#15 Post by kayrharris » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:16 pm

Keep up the good work, AD. You never disappoint me with your top ten.

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#16 Post by dimmzy » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:27 pm

HILARIOUS!!

I expect to claim it as my own during the next election.

I have never slept with that poster.

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#17 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:46 pm

ROFL!!

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#18 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:06 am

Another great Top 10, Alpha! :)

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