Transcript 11/06/2007 Kellie Parks

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Kellie Parks
New York, NY

$2000- What TV show's star once sparked a "navel controversy" that resulted in censors forcing her to keep her bellybutton covered?
A. That Girl B. I Dream of Jeannie
C. The Mary Tyler Moore Show D. I Love Lucy



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She says she is pretty sure she knows it but she promised her mother that she would be smart and not embarrass her so she ATA and gets 1%-96%-1%-2% in favor of B.



$4000- Which of these U.S. states is located east and not west of the Mississippi River?
A. Illinois B. Arkansas
C. Missouri D. Iowa


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"This is early in the game but I gotta PAF... my dad" (John) started to say AR apparently to someone else in the room then says he is not sure as time runs out

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50/50
A. Illinois
C. Missouri


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She guesses Missouri final answer and a reaction is heard from the audience. "No???" she says and finds out she is leaving with her guaranteed $1000.



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Answers:
$2000- B. I Dream of Jeannie
$4000- A. Illinois



Commercial Break


Edit: adding list of WWTBAM Grand Giveaway winners announced during this break
Judy Forbes, Denham Springs, LA
Richard Harker, Staten Island, NY
Calvin McLean, Ocala, FL
Carolyn Nation, Huntsville, AL
Gladys Zimmerman, Lake Mary, FL

[Kazoo65]

US geography should be REQUIRED study material for all future BAM contestants. Plus having a PaF with a MAP would be useful.

[NellyLunatic1980]

AAAAAARGHH! Where do they get these contestants?!

[MarleysGh0st]

Kellie Parks
New York, NY

Where else?

$4000- Which of these U.S. states is located east and not west of the Mississippi River?
A. Illinois B. Arkansas
C. Missouri D. Iowa

"This is early in the game but I gotta PAF... my dad" (John) started to say AR apparently to someone else in the room then says he is not sure as time runs out

50/50
A. Illinois
C. Missouri

She guesses Missouri final answer and a reaction is heard from the audience. "No???" she says and finds out she is leaving with her guaranteed $1000.

Where's that link to the "New Yorker" map? I'm pretty sure the only river they show on that is the Hudson, and all four of these states are definitely west of that!

[jarnon]

Can we make an honorary llama category for contestants like Kellie?

She says she is pretty sure she knows it but she promised her mother that she would be smart and not embarrass her so she ATA and gets 1%-96%-1%-2% in favor of B.

She broke her promise.

"This is early in the game but I gotta PAF... my dad" (John) started to say AR apparently to someone else in the room then says he is not sure as time runs out

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

[takinover]

Kellie Parks
New York, NY

Where else?



Where's that link to the "New Yorker" map? I'm pretty sure the only river they show on that is the Hudson, and all four of these states are definitely west of that!

[ontellen]

Even though you can't actually say she llamed - she didn't answer one single question on her own.

Makes me glad I'm a Canadian who can't qualify for the show or I would be tearing my hair out.

[earendel]

Kellie Parks
New York, NY

Where else®?

$2000- What TV show's star once sparked a "navel controversy" that resulted in censors forcing her to keep her bellybutton covered?
A. That Girl B. I Dream of Jeannie
C. The Mary Tyler Moore Show D. I Love Lucy

Star Trek had problems with navels also - Gene Roddenberry asked his costume designer, William Ware Theiss, to try and reveal as much as possible without showing the navel, which is why there were episodes where the women had open-sided outfits.

She says she is pretty sure she knows it but she promised her mother that she would be smart and not embarrass her so she ATA and gets 1%-96%-1%-2% in favor of B.

I swear it seems that all of the contestants are conspiring together in the green room to say this and drive me crazy.

$4000- Which of these U.S. states is located east and not west of the Mississippi River?
A. Illinois B. Arkansas
C. Missouri D. Iowa

A basic geography question, and the remainder of her lifelines gone, and so is she.

[earendel]

Kellie Parks
New York, NY

Where else?



Where's that link to the "New Yorker" map? I'm pretty sure the only river they show on that is the Hudson, and all four of these states are definitely west of that!

Yep, everything else is "flyover country".

[peacock2121]

This was just plain sad.

[MarleysGh0st]

Can we make an honorary llama category for contestants like Kellie?

The Confessor brought this idea up yesterday and--before seeing the show--I was of the opinion that TPTB has declared this a Llama-free Week by virtue of this rule chance, and that was that.

But seeing Kellie manage to look at two questions and successfully answer only one of them with the help of all three lifelines...we do need to memorialize this in some way.

[gsabc]

Can we make an honorary llama category for contestants like Kellie?

The Confessor brought this idea up yesterday and--before seeing the show--I was of the opinion that TPTB has declared this a Llama-free Week by virtue of this rule chance, and that was that.

But seeing Kellie manage to look at two questions and successfully answer only one of them with the help of all three lifelines...we do need to memorialize this in some way.

What were the other wrong answers to the original llama question? We could give her one of those titles. Or else a llama relative, like an alpaca.

[kusch]

Ok, this was painful to watch. And I don't like to beat down contestants, but I will with Kellie.

[silvercamaro]

Ok, this was painful to watch. And I don't like to beat down contestants, but I will with Kellie.

Kusch has been in my brain, thinking my thoughts.

[kusch]

Ok, this was painful to watch. And I don't like to beat down contestants, but I will with Kellie.

Kusch has been in my brain, thinking my thoughts.

Ok, is being in your brain a good thing?

I thought so.