Jim had been playing golf for years. He had the finest equipment, but his technique never improved.
As his new golf partner watched, he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a brand new ball into the woods.
On the second hole, he drove another new ball into a lake.
On the third, he lost a new ball in another part of the woods.
"Golf sure gets expensive after awhile," Jim said to his friend as he opened a new pack of balls.
"Why don't you use an old ball when you tee off?" his friend asked.
"Because," Jim responded, feeling a bit testy, "I've never had an old ball!"
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.