You knew it was coming......
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You knew it was coming......
"I Kissed a Squirrel"
Yup. Someone emailed me a link to the song. This is the only verse I can print. Bestiality is just not pretty.
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of his hairy black lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope PETA don’t start no riot
It felt so wrong, It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
French-kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it.
Yup. Someone emailed me a link to the song. This is the only verse I can print. Bestiality is just not pretty.
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of his hairy black lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope PETA don’t start no riot
It felt so wrong, It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
French-kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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Re: You knew it was coming......
ulysses5019 wrote:"I Kissed a Squirrel"
Yup. Someone emailed me a link to the song. This is the only verse I can print. Bestiality is just not pretty.
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of his hairy black lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope PETA don’t start no riot
It felt so wrong, It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
French-kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it.
It's for situations like this that God gave us sharp claws.....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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Eat some grass.AnnieCamaro wrote:This song makes a queasy place in my tummy. If I were a cat, I would have hacked up a hairball by now.
/:P\
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AnnieCamaro wrote:This song makes a queasy place in my tummy. If I were a cat, I would have hacked up a hairball by now.
/:P\
I'm sure my kitty will be more than happy to accommodate you. More than likely on my living room carpet.

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ulysses5019 wrote:More squirrel love:
Those squirrels are so adorable
Big brown eyes, and mouths so kissable
Furry bodies so explorable
Too good to - ignore it
I lost control and just went for it
We can't help it we're so damn cute....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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PRESS RELEASE
NATIONAL SQUIRREL APPRECIATION SOCIETY
The NSAS announced today that the rumors circulating around the internet that NSAS had sponsored or adopted "I Kissed a Squirrel" as the anthem of the Society are without foundation and are false.
The Society is deeply concerned that these rumors seriously distract from the important mission of NSAS.
OFFICE LEGAL COUNSEL
NSAS
NATIONAL SQUIRREL APPRECIATION SOCIETY
The NSAS announced today that the rumors circulating around the internet that NSAS had sponsored or adopted "I Kissed a Squirrel" as the anthem of the Society are without foundation and are false.
The Society is deeply concerned that these rumors seriously distract from the important mission of NSAS.
OFFICE LEGAL COUNSEL
NSAS
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NSAS wrote:PRESS RELEASE
NATIONAL SQUIRREL APPRECIATION SOCIETY
The NSAS announced today that the rumors circulating around the internet that NSAS had sponsored or adopted "I Kissed a Squirrel" as the anthem of the Society are without foundation and are false.
The Society is deeply concerned that these rumors seriously distract from the important mission of NSAS.
OFFICE LEGAL COUNSEL
NSAS
Are you at least considering it?
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Re: You knew it was coming......
Ha! This is one of the parodies going around of Katy Perry’s “I kissed a Girl,” that’s been hot on the charts for weeks now.ulysses5019 wrote:"I Kissed a Squirrel"
Jackie Beat’s version is the funniest, I think.
But not for young squirrel ears.

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Re: You knew it was coming......
I think old squirrel ears would redden.....Second Chance wrote:Ha! This is one of the parodies going around of Katy Perry’s “I kissed a Girl,” that’s been hot on the charts for weeks now.ulysses5019 wrote:"I Kissed a Squirrel"
Jackie Beat’s version is the funniest, I think.
But not for young squirrel ears.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.