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You knew it was coming......

#1 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:44 am

"I Kissed a Squirrel"

Yup. Someone emailed me a link to the song. This is the only verse I can print. Bestiality is just not pretty.


I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of his hairy black lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope PETA don’t start no riot
It felt so wrong, It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
French-kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it.
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#2 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:08 am

ulysses5019 wrote:"I Kissed a Squirrel"

Yup. Someone emailed me a link to the song. This is the only verse I can print. Bestiality is just not pretty.


I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of his hairy black lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope PETA don’t start no riot
It felt so wrong, It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
French-kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it.

It's for situations like this that God gave us sharp claws.....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

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Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

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#3 Post by AnnieCamaro » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:12 am

This song makes a queasy place in my tummy. If I were a cat, I would have hacked up a hairball by now.

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#4 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:18 am

I'm just glad to know where the avatar came from. :D
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#5 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:59 am

AnnieCamaro wrote:This song makes a queasy place in my tummy. If I were a cat, I would have hacked up a hairball by now.

/:P\
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#6 Post by kayrharris » Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:41 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:This song makes a queasy place in my tummy. If I were a cat, I would have hacked up a hairball by now.

/:P\

I'm sure my kitty will be more than happy to accommodate you. More than likely on my living room carpet. :oops:
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#7 Post by AnnieCamaro » Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:50 pm

kayrharris wrote:
I'm sure my kitty will be more than happy to accommodate you. More than likely on my living room carpet. :oops:
That's what friends are for.

Please tell Kitty I said thank you, Miss Kay.

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#8 Post by Snaxx » Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:04 pm

I thought it was going to be I Squished a Squirrel.

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#9 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:10 pm

More squirrel love:



Those squirrels are so adorable
Big brown eyes, and mouths so kissable
Furry bodies so explorable
Too good to - ignore it
I lost control and just went for it
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#10 Post by Evil Squirrel » Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:23 am

ulysses5019 wrote:More squirrel love:



Those squirrels are so adorable
Big brown eyes, and mouths so kissable
Furry bodies so explorable
Too good to - ignore it
I lost control and just went for it

We can't help it we're so damn cute....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

--squirrelmama (10/3/07)

Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

--Richard E. Mallery

2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner

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#11 Post by NSAS » Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:33 am

PRESS RELEASE

NATIONAL SQUIRREL APPRECIATION SOCIETY

The NSAS announced today that the rumors circulating around the internet that NSAS had sponsored or adopted "I Kissed a Squirrel" as the anthem of the Society are without foundation and are false.

The Society is deeply concerned that these rumors seriously distract from the important mission of NSAS.

OFFICE LEGAL COUNSEL

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#12 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:17 am

NSAS wrote:PRESS RELEASE

NATIONAL SQUIRREL APPRECIATION SOCIETY

The NSAS announced today that the rumors circulating around the internet that NSAS had sponsored or adopted "I Kissed a Squirrel" as the anthem of the Society are without foundation and are false.

The Society is deeply concerned that these rumors seriously distract from the important mission of NSAS.

OFFICE LEGAL COUNSEL

NSAS

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#13 Post by secondchance » Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:51 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:"I Kissed a Squirrel"
Ha! This is one of the parodies going around of Katy Perry’s “I kissed a Girl,” that’s been hot on the charts for weeks now.

Jackie Beat’s version is the funniest, I think.

But not for young squirrel ears. :wink:

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#14 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:57 pm

Second Chance wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:"I Kissed a Squirrel"
Ha! This is one of the parodies going around of Katy Perry’s “I kissed a Girl,” that’s been hot on the charts for weeks now.

Jackie Beat’s version is the funniest, I think.

But not for young squirrel ears. :wink:
I think old squirrel ears would redden.....
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