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NigerianPenisDrugs
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#1 Post by NigerianPenisDrugs » Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:36 pm

Re: Your Compensation
Good day to you.


How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition. I am using this opportunity to thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transfer of fund into your account due to one reason or the other best known to you. But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the Cheque out of the company to someone else who was capable of assisting me in this great venture .


Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you showed at the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $800,000.00 (Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in respect to your lottery winnings. I have authorized the finance house where I deposited my money to issue you international certified bank draft cashable at your bank.


My dear friend I will like you to contact the finance house for the collection of this international certified bank draft. The name and contact address of the Person with your Cheque is as follows.


COMPENSATION AND FINANCE HOUSE
FUND REMITTANCE OFFICER
CONTACT AGENT MR. SAM WOODGATE
EMAIL: financehouse87@live.com



At the moment, I am very busy here because of the investment projects which myself and my new partner are having at hand. To avoid any delay, please provide the below informations to him.


Your Name...............
Your Address................
Phone Number.................
Occupation.............
Present Country................
Nationality..................


Finally, remember that I have forwarded instruction to the finance house on your behalf to send the bank draft to you as soon as you contact them without delay.


Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart.


Best Regards,
Mr Donald Moore.

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#2 Post by kayrharris » Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:54 pm

Dang, you get all the luck.

Was it addressed to NPD? I know some of the canines here have their own email address. Just wondered if NPD does as well. :)
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#3 Post by Evil Squirrel » Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:55 pm

kayrharris wrote:Dang, you get all the luck.

Was it addressed to NPD? I know some of the canines here have their own email address. Just wondered if NPD does as well. :)

I get those too. Sometimes, I even send them to certain people/dogs....
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#4 Post by tlynn78 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:07 am

Can't you just see a bunch of Nigerians sitting around a bank boardroom going " What the hell is wrong with these Americans?? I swear, if they don't start claiming their money, I'm going to keep it! It's like they think it's all a scam of some kind."
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#5 Post by MarleysGh0st » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:11 am

tlynn78 wrote:Can't you just see a bunch of Nigerians sitting around a bank boardroom going " What the hell is wrong with these Americans?? I swear, if they don't start claiming their money, I'm going to keep it! It's like they think it's all a scam of some kind."
Yeah, but they always have so much of a hassle trying to transfer money. Maybe they ought to talk to a banker from New York or London to learn how the modern world does it. :twisted:

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#6 Post by geoffil » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:04 am

woops, wrong topic.

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