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Drive by Bored Whine & Complaint

#1 Post by takinover » Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:15 am

Like any joke that is told over and over and over again, it loses its humor.

So it is with all of these MM. Seems like every other posts contains a MM gag.

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#2 Post by KilljoyWasHere » Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:19 am

takinover wrote:Like any joke that is told over and over and over again, it loses its humor.

So it is with all of these MM. Seems like every other posts contains a MM gag.

I'll take care of all of these incorrigible Merry Men, even if I have to break my stainless steel ruler over a few of their wrists.

OK, children! Get your little bottoms over here! Now, who's first?

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#3 Post by gsabc » Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:20 am

takinover wrote:Like any joke that is told over and over and over again, it loses its humor.

So it is with all of these MM. Seems like every other posts contains a MM gag.
You mean the MM's are more annoying to you than the repetitious subject line of "Democratic/Republican Family Values"?
I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

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#4 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:34 am

gsabc wrote:
takinover wrote:Like any joke that is told over and over and over again, it loses its humor.

So it is with all of these MM. Seems like every other posts contains a MM gag.
You mean the MM's are more annoying to you than the repetitious subject line of "Democratic/Republican Family Values"?
Maybe he's talking about the wedding blogs. j/k
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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#5 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:36 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
gsabc wrote:
takinover wrote:Like any joke that is told over and over and over again, it loses its humor.

So it is with all of these MM. Seems like every other posts contains a MM gag.
You mean the MM's are more annoying to you than the repetitious subject line of "Democratic/Republican Family Values"?
Maybe he's talking about the wedding blogs. j/k

Or the gratuitous avatar changes...

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#6 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:38 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
gsabc wrote: You mean the MM's are more annoying to you than the repetitious subject line of "Democratic/Republican Family Values"?
Maybe he's talking about the wedding blogs. j/k

Or the gratuitous avatar changes...

lb13
Maybe his prurient sensibilities are shocked by the amount of squirrel porn.
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#7 Post by kayrharris » Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:58 am

MM's don't bother me so much and I don't have any. I'm doing good to log in under my regular name. However, the entire post being quoted in each and every answer is starting to bother me a bit. :oops:

(I'm sure I'll pay for this later.)
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#8 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:00 am

kayrharris wrote:MM's don't bother me so much and I don't have any. I'm doing good to log in under my regular name. However, the entire post being quoted in each and every answer is starting to bother me a bit. :oops:

(I'm sure I'll pay for this later.)

Start paying up.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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#9 Post by squirrel porn » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:05 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote: Maybe he's talking about the wedding blogs. j/k

Or the gratuitous avatar changes...

lb13
Maybe his prurient sensibilities are shocked by the amount of squirrel porn.

How could anyone be offended by squirrel porn?

Wanna buy some? I'll be over here by the pyramid Ms. Rharris finds so offensive. :wink:

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#10 Post by Pharaoh For Life » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:05 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:MM's don't bother me so much and I don't have any. I'm doing good to log in under my regular name. However, the entire post being quoted in each and every answer is starting to bother me a bit. :oops:

(I'm sure I'll pay for this later.)

Start paying up.

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#11 Post by squirrel porn » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:06 am

Pharaoh For Life wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:MM's don't bother me so much and I don't have any. I'm doing good to log in under my regular name. However, the entire post being quoted in each and every answer is starting to bother me a bit. :oops:

(I'm sure I'll pay for this later.)

Start paying up.

PYRAMIDS!!!!!!!!!
So, you got any jackal porn, Ramses?

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#12 Post by Evil Squirrel » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:07 am

squirrel porn wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Or the gratuitous avatar changes...

lb13
Maybe his prurient sensibilities are shocked by the amount of squirrel porn.

How could anyone be offended by squirrel porn?

Wanna buy some? I'll be over here by the pyramid Ms. Rharris finds so offensive. :wink:
Don't buy from that con artist! I'm working on a dandy right now that you can hopefully have later on today....
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Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

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#13 Post by Evil Squirrel » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:08 am

squirrel porn wrote:
Pharaoh For Life wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Start paying up.

PYRAMIDS!!!!!!!!!
So, you got any jackal porn, Ramses?

I think Ramses was more of an asp man....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

--squirrelmama (10/3/07)

Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

--Richard E. Mallery

2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner

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#14 Post by George Dole » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:12 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
squirrel porn wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote: Maybe his prurient sensibilities are shocked by the amount of squirrel porn.

How could anyone be offended by squirrel porn?

Wanna buy some? I'll be over here by the pyramid Ms. Rharris finds so offensive. :wink:
Don't buy from that con artist! I'm working on a dandy right now that you can hopefully have later on today....

Woe be unto you, defiler of the free enterprise system. My your similarly named cousin crush you under the almighty tires of his vehicle.

And get off that poor creature's shoulder.

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#15 Post by Evel Squirrel » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:16 am

George Dole wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
squirrel porn wrote:
How could anyone be offended by squirrel porn?

Wanna buy some? I'll be over here by the pyramid Ms. Rharris finds so offensive. :wink:
Don't buy from that con artist! I'm working on a dandy right now that you can hopefully have later on today....

Woe be unto you, defiler of the free enterprise system. My your similarly named cousin crush you under the almighty tires of his vehicle.

And get off that poor creature's shoulder.
Yo, dude, I just don't ride over anybody, especially someone who's about to win Squirrel of the Year honors. It looks llike the dark side of the internet is getting to him, though.

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#16 Post by Oral B Roberts » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:16 am

George Dole wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
squirrel porn wrote:
How could anyone be offended by squirrel porn?

Wanna buy some? I'll be over here by the pyramid Ms. Rharris finds so offensive. :wink:
Don't buy from that con artist! I'm working on a dandy right now that you can hopefully have later on today....

Woe be unto you, defiler of the free enterprise system. My your similarly named cousin crush you under the almighty tires of his vehicle.

And get off that poor creature's shoulder.

Brother Dole, you may feel free to preach all you wish on this Bored, but you better not ask for any donations! This is my territory, I even have it marked....
Please make all checks payable to Oral B Roberts Ministries

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#17 Post by Evil Dentist » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:17 am

Oral B Roberts wrote:
George Dole wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote: Don't buy from that con artist! I'm working on a dandy right now that you can hopefully have later on today....

Woe be unto you, defiler of the free enterprise system. My your similarly named cousin crush you under the almighty tires of his vehicle.

And get off that poor creature's shoulder.

Brother Dole, you may feel free to preach all you wish on this Bored, but you better not ask for any donations! This is my territory, I even have it marked....

He better scrape up some dough somehow and come see me. There's several months work of work I could do on those choppers....
Say "aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh"!

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#18 Post by George Dole » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:17 am

Oral B Roberts wrote:
George Dole wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote: Don't buy from that con artist! I'm working on a dandy right now that you can hopefully have later on today....

Woe be unto you, defiler of the free enterprise system. My your similarly named cousin crush you under the almighty tires of his vehicle.

And get off that poor creature's shoulder.

Brother Dole, you may feel free to preach all you wish on this Bored, but you better not ask for any donations! This is my territory, I even have it marked....
I wondered why my shoe was wet.

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#19 Post by MarleysGh0st » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:19 am

kayrharris wrote:However, the entire post being quoted in each and every answer is starting to bother me a bit. :oops:

(I'm sure I'll pay for this later.)
Oh, yeah!

Maybe this time they'll make the pyramid deep enough to generate a black hole!

:roll:

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#20 Post by Referee Phil Luckett » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:22 am

George Dole wrote:
Oral B Roberts wrote:
George Dole wrote:
Woe be unto you, defiler of the free enterprise system. My your similarly named cousin crush you under the almighty tires of his vehicle.

And get off that poor creature's shoulder.

Brother Dole, you may feel free to preach all you wish on this Bored, but you better not ask for any donations! This is my territory, I even have it marked....
I wondered why my shoe was wet.

TWEET!!!!

Gratuitous attempt to piss off both takinover AND kayrharris on the Merry Men! That's a 600 yard penalty, and loss of union benefits for one month.

That's the end of the third pyramid... er, period!

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#21 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:23 am

takinover wrote:Like any joke that is told over and over and over again, it loses its humor.

So it is with all of these MM. Seems like every other posts contains a MM gag.
So I shouldn't register Gangrenous Gallbladder and shrink that picture Ed so thoughfully supplied (so much for breakfast...) for an avatar?

*sniff*....

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#22 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:25 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
takinover wrote:Like any joke that is told over and over and over again, it loses its humor.

So it is with all of these MM. Seems like every other posts contains a MM gag.
So I shouldn't register Gangrenous Gallbladder and shrink that picture Ed so thoughfully supplied (so much for breakfast...) for an avatar?

*sniff*....

Just be lucky we didn't have avatars back in the day, or stonedbeast13 would've had a dandy..... :P

lb13

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#23 Post by kayrharris » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:25 am

squirrel porn wrote:
Wanna buy some? I'll be over here by the pyramid Ms. Rharris finds so offensive. :wink:

I knew I could count on you. :)
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#24 Post by Evel Squirrel » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:26 am

Referee Phil Luckett wrote:
George Dole wrote:
Oral B Roberts wrote:
Brother Dole, you may feel free to preach all you wish on this Bored, but you better not ask for any donations! This is my territory, I even have it marked....
I wondered why my shoe was wet.

TWEET!!!!

Gratuitous attempt to piss off both takinover AND kayrharris on the Merry Men! That's a 600 yard penalty, and loss of union benefits for one month.

That's the end of the third pyramid... er, period!
Ya know, going back to TKO's original post, I bet lb could figure out if every other post is either by a MM, or references a MM.

If he's got nothing better to do today (like sleep). ;)

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#25 Post by Bob Bush » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:30 am

Evel Squirrel wrote:
Referee Phil Luckett wrote:
George Dole wrote: I wondered why my shoe was wet.

TWEET!!!!

Gratuitous attempt to piss off both takinover AND kayrharris on the Merry Men! That's a 600 yard penalty, and loss of union benefits for one month.

That's the end of the third pyramid... er, period!
Ya know, going back to TKO's original post, I bet lb could figure out if every other post is either by a MM, or references a MM.

If he's got nothing better to do today (like sleep). ;)

Hey, Evel!

My buddy George asked you to do something. how bout making that squirrel look like Ed's (or Brad's) gall bladder?

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