30% AND a glass factory???

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sunflower · #1 Post by **sunflower** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:07 pm

Where do I sign up??

VISIT MY WEBPAGE FIRST TO KNOW ME BETTER

DEAR FRIEND

I AM DR. ORJI UZOR KALU , FORMER GOVERNOR IN ONE OF THE
EASTERN STATES IN NIGERIA FROM 1999 TO 2007.

I AM IN DESPERATE NEED OF YOUR HELP,I GOT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS FROM A FRIEND
IN FOREIGN AFFAIRS MINISTRY, I MADE SOME MONEY WHILE IN OFFICE,THE TOTAL
AMOUNT OF THIS MONEY IS $29.9 MILLION ALL IN US DOLLARS.FOR CONFIRMATION
CHECK www.orjikalu.com.

I CANNOT TOUCH THIS MONEY NOW BECAUSE I AM BEING MONITORED,SO I NEED THIS
MONEY TO BE TRANSFERED OUT OF THE COUNTRY INTO YOUR YOUR PRIVATE
ACCOUNT,AND YOU WILL BE ADVICE ON HOW TO SPILT IT INTO SEVERAL ACCOUNT IN
YOUR COUNTRY,AFTER YOU MUST HAVE GOTTEN YOUR OWN SHARED OF THE MONEY FOR
THE JOB YOU DID.

I HOPE I CAN TRUST YOU WITH THIS MONEY, IT IS ALL I HAVE LEFT, 65% WILL
BE FOR ME WHILE 30% WILL BE FOR YOU AND 5% FOR YOUR EXPENSE BEFORE AND
AFTER THE TRANSACTION.I WILL USE THIS MONEY FOR MY PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN
COME 2010

IF THIS TRANSACTION IS EXECUTED PERFECTLY,I WILL HAVE YOU COME OVER TO
NIGERIA TO HELP ME TAKE CHARGE OF MY GLASS FACTORY.

PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH ME BY E-MAIL. YOU CAN ALSO INCLUDE YOUR TELEPHONE
NUMBER IN YOUR RESPONSE TO ENABLE US DISCUSS FURTHER.I AM CONFIDENT WE
WILL WORK TOGETHER.

THANKING YOU IN ANTICIPATION FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION,WHILE EXPECTING YOUR
POSITIVE RESPONSE.

YOURS FAITHFULLY
DR.ORJI UZOR KALU

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #2 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:22 pm

You seemed to me to be a person who can be trusted and this just proves it.

Enjoy your money.

MarleysGh0st · #3 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:30 pm

1. He earned $29.9 million in eight years as a governor.

2. There is apparently something not entirely legitimate about this money, which is why he can't spend it.

3. He is suspected of this questionable activity, which is why he's being monitored.

4. But he's going to post confirmation for all of this on his own web site???

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #4 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:31 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:1. He earned $29.9 million in eight years as a governor.

2. There is apparently something not entirely legitimate about this money, which is why he can't spend it.

3. He is suspected of this questionable activity, which is why he's being monitored.

4. But he's going to post confirmation for all of this on his own web site???

Why are you being cynical about this email?

MarleysGh0st · #5 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:34 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Why are you being cynical about this email?

I'm the skeptic.

When I'm not busy being the bitter one.

sunflower · #6 Post by **sunflower** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:35 pm

This is my favorite part:

I HOPE I CAN TRUST YOU WITH THIS MONEY, IT IS ALL I HAVE LEFT

I wish I could use the phrase "all I have left" and $29.9 million in relation to myself! I think you should only get to use "all I have left" for amounts under $1,000!!!!

kayrharris · #7 Post by **kayrharris** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:42 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Why are you being cynical about this email?
I'm the skeptic.

When I'm not busy being the bitter one.

This just made me laugh out loud!

peacock2121 · #8 Post by **peacock2121** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:45 pm

kayrharris wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Why are you being cynical about this email?
I'm the skeptic.

When I'm not busy being the bitter one.
This just made me laugh out loud!

me too!

Here's Fanny! · #9 Post by **Here's Fanny!** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:47 pm

sunflower wrote:This is my favorite part:

I HOPE I CAN TRUST YOU WITH THIS MONEY, IT IS ALL I HAVE LEFT

I wish I could use the phrase "all I have left" and $29.9 million in relation to myself! I think you should only get to use "all I have left" for amounts under $1,000!!!!

I think you only get to use "all I have left" when you're down to a fiver and an expired Bed Bath & Beyond coupon.

sunflower · #10 Post by **sunflower** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:49 pm

Here's Fanny! wrote:
sunflower wrote:This is my favorite part:

I HOPE I CAN TRUST YOU WITH THIS MONEY, IT IS ALL I HAVE LEFT

I wish I could use the phrase "all I have left" and $29.9 million in relation to myself! I think you should only get to use "all I have left" for amounts under $1,000!!!!
I think you only get to use "all I have left" when you're down to a fiver and an expired Bed Bath & Beyond coupon.

Now that made me laugh out loud!!

Here's Fanny! · #11 Post by **Here's Fanny!** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:50 pm

sunflower wrote:
Here's Fanny! wrote:
sunflower wrote:This is my favorite part:

I HOPE I CAN TRUST YOU WITH THIS MONEY, IT IS ALL I HAVE LEFT

I wish I could use the phrase "all I have left" and $29.9 million in relation to myself! I think you should only get to use "all I have left" for amounts under $1,000!!!!
I think you only get to use "all I have left" when you're down to a fiver and an expired Bed Bath & Beyond coupon.
Now that made me laugh out loud!!

I seem to have that effect on people. I wonder if there's a topical ointment available for it?

ShitSandwich · #12 Post by **ShitSandwich** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:51 pm

Here's Fanny! wrote:
sunflower wrote:
Here's Fanny! wrote: I think you only get to use "all I have left" when you're down to a fiver and an expired Bed Bath & Beyond coupon.
Now that made me laugh out loud!!
I seem to have that effect on people. I wonder if there's a topical ointment available for it?

Sure there is. Just peek in the spoiler.....

ulysses5019 · #13 Post by **ulysses5019** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:10 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Why are you being cynical about this email?
I'm the skeptic.

When I'm not busy being the bitter one.

Just don't drink any of that bitter beer.