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‘Spam King’ escapes from federal prison

#1 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:37 am

Edward “Eddie” Davidson, a notorious e-mail spammer who was sentenced to jail time in April, has escaped from a federal prison camp in Florence, Colorado.

http://blogs.zdnet.com/security/?p=1543

When they recapture him, I hope they put him in SuperMax with the Unibomber and Woody Harrilson's father.
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#2 Post by mrkelley23 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:43 am

They'll never catch him. He's on a plane to Nigeria by now.....
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#3 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:45 am

mrkelley23 wrote:They'll never catch him. He's on a plane to Nigeria by now.....
To collect on an inheritance or to buy penis pills?
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Re: ‘Spam King’ escapes from federal prison

#5 Post by TheConfessor » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:46 am

Bob Juch wrote:Edward “Eddie” Davidson, a notorious e-mail spammer who was sentenced to jail time in April, has escaped from a federal prison camp in Florence, Colorado.

http://blogs.zdnet.com/security/?p=1543

When they recapture him, I hope they put him in SuperMax with the Unibomber and Woody Harrilson's father.
Woody Harrelson's father, Charles Harrelson, is dead. The first guy he was convicted of killing was the father of a friend of mine.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Harrelson
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Re: ‘Spam King’ escapes from federal prison

#6 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:50 am

Bob Juch wrote:Edward “Eddie” Davidson, a notorious e-mail spammer who was sentenced to jail time in April, has escaped from a federal prison camp in Florence, Colorado.

http://blogs.zdnet.com/security/?p=1543

When they recapture him, I hope they put him in SuperMax with the Unibomber and Woody Harrilson's father.

Maybe he's headed to Hawai'i.
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Re: ‘Spam King’ escapes from federal prison

#7 Post by christie1111 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:47 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:Edward “Eddie” Davidson, a notorious e-mail spammer who was sentenced to jail time in April, has escaped from a federal prison camp in Florence, Colorado.

http://blogs.zdnet.com/security/?p=1543

When they recapture him, I hope they put him in SuperMax with the Unibomber and Woody Harrilson's father.

Maybe he's headed to Hawai'i.
Should I alert SwampyTurtles?
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Re: ‘Spam King’ escapes from federal prison

#8 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:49 pm

christie1111 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:Edward “Eddie” Davidson, a notorious e-mail spammer who was sentenced to jail time in April, has escaped from a federal prison camp in Florence, Colorado.

http://blogs.zdnet.com/security/?p=1543

When they recapture him, I hope they put him in SuperMax with the Unibomber and Woody Harrilson's father.

Maybe he's headed to Hawai'i.
Should I alert SwampyTurtles?

Only if she wants some Spam sushi.
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#9 Post by silverscreenselect » Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:23 pm

Perhaps he used the lid on a can of spam to tunnel out of his prison cell?
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#10 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:34 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
christie1111 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Maybe he's headed to Hawai'i.
Should I alert SwampyTurtles?

Only if she wants some Spam sushi.
Spam of all sorts is popular there.
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#11 Post by Here's Fanny! » Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:01 pm

TheConfessor wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:Edward “Eddie” Davidson, a notorious e-mail spammer who was sentenced to jail time in April, has escaped from a federal prison camp in Florence, Colorado.

http://blogs.zdnet.com/security/?p=1543

When they recapture him, I hope they put him in SuperMax with the Unibomber and Woody Harrilson's father.
Woody Harrelson's father, Charles Harrelson, is dead. The first guy he was convicted of killing was the father of a friend of mine.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Harrelson
Spam King is dead so I guess, in a way, he kinda ended up with Woody's dad after all.
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Re: ‘Spam King’ escapes from federal pri

#12 Post by TheConfessor » Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:25 pm

Here's Fanny! wrote:
TheConfessor wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:Edward “Eddie” Davidson, a notorious e-mail spammer who was sentenced to jail time in April, has escaped from a federal prison camp in Florence, Colorado.

http://blogs.zdnet.com/security/?p=1543

When they recapture him, I hope they put him in SuperMax with the Unibomber and Woody Harrilson's father.
Woody Harrelson's father, Charles Harrelson, is dead. The first guy he was convicted of killing was the father of a friend of mine.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Harrelson
Spam King is dead so I guess, in a way, he kinda ended up with Woody's dad after all.
I hadn't heard that. I found this update. Looks like the jerk took killed some of his kin before killing himself.
http://www.denverpost.com/dnc/ci_9985333
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#13 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:20 pm

TheConfessor wrote: I hadn't heard that. I found this update. Looks like the jerk took killed some of his kin before killing himself.
http://www.denverpost.com/dnc/ci_9985333
What an idiot. It's one thing for him to kill himself, but why did he feel the need to kill his wife and daughter?
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