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#1 Post by Pat_Summerall » Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:12 am

Hi, friends. I'm here to tell you about the return of Timeline®, the classic Bored challenge. It will be back in September, just as the NFL season gets under way.

Now, the new meister has given me a sneak peek at some of the games, and, on paper, this seems like another great season for Timeline®.

But we all know that Timeline®'s not played on paper. It's played inside my computer by teenie, tiny people.

Ha, and you thought I was dead. Like Timeline®, I am the Phoenix rising from Arizona...
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#2 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:15 am

Sheesh, Pat, we haven't seen you post here in a long time. Been busy on the golf circuit?
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#3 Post by mrkelley23 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:33 am

Words seem incapable of expressing my excitement and anticipation.

IOW, I am so there.
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#4 Post by SloppyDrunkGuy » Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:39 am

Shhhhhhhhhheeeshh, Pat, you really (hic!) look like crap! (HIC, HIC!) I think maybe you should think about (hic!) cutting back a little on that bottle (hic!)... HIC!

And you sheem to have losht a lot of weight, too! (HIC!) Musht be eating lessh tur (hic!) turducken... (HIC!)
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#5 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:43 am

mrkelley23 wrote:Words seem incapable of expressing my excitement and anticipation.

IOW, I am so there.
Me, too!

Nothing like a history game for this 19th century gh0st to counter that misconception that "classic" refers to pop music of the 1960s and 1970s. 8)
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#6 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:04 am

Do we get to travel in time through rifts in the spacetime continuum?
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#7 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:12 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Do we get to travel in time through rifts in the spacetime continuum?
I'd like to go back to 2000, when every day brought new hope for a three-hour tour.
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#8 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:22 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Do we get to travel in time through rifts in the spacetime continuum?
I'd like to go back to 2000, when every day brought new hope for a three-hour tour.

A three hour tour
A three hour tour...
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#9 Post by The Skipper, too » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:27 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Do we get to travel in time through rifts in the spacetime continuum?
I'd like to go back to 2000, when every day brought new hope for a three-hour tour.

A three hour tour
A three hour tour...
If you don't mind, I've had my fill of three hour tours...
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#10 Post by Pat_Summerall » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:29 am

SloppyDrunkGuy wrote:Shhhhhhhhhheeeshh, Pat, you really (hic!) look like crap! (HIC, HIC!) I think maybe you should think about (hic!) cutting back a little on that bottle (hic!)... HIC!

And you sheem to have losht a lot of weight, too! (HIC!) Musht be eating lessh tur (hic!) turducken... (HIC!)

I need more turducken like I need a hole in the head.

Sorry, Ted, let me rephrase that...
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#11 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:30 am

The Skipper, too wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote: I'd like to go back to 2000, when every day brought new hope for a three-hour tour.

A three hour tour
A three hour tour...
If you don't mind, I've had my fill of three hour tours...
You'd rather be stuck on the Island of Lost MAWGs?



Oh, sure, you've got Ginger and Mary Ann on your island...
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#12 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:32 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
The Skipper, too wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
A three hour tour
A three hour tour...
If you don't mind, I've had my fill of three hour tours...
You'd rather be stuck on the Island of Lost MAWGs?



Oh, sure, you've got Ginger and Mary Ann on your island...

So when is the Professor going to delurk and give us his point of view....?

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#13 Post by minimetoo26 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:35 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
The Skipper, too wrote: If you don't mind, I've had my fill of three hour tours...
You'd rather be stuck on the Island of Lost MAWGs?



Oh, sure, you've got Ginger and Mary Ann on your island...

So when is the Professor going to delurk and give us his point of view....?

lb13
And here I was afraid that Four_Hour_Stiffy was going to mock the mere Three Hour Tour...
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#14 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:45 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote: You'd rather be stuck on the Island of Lost MAWGs?



Oh, sure, you've got Ginger and Mary Ann on your island...

So when is the Professor going to delurk and give us his point of view....?

lb13
And here I was afraid that Four_Hour_Stiffy was going to mock the mere Three Hour Tour...

You think I got a dirty mind or something....? :P

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#15 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:58 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
So when is the Professor going to delurk and give us his point of view....?

lb13
And here I was afraid that Four_Hour_Stiffy was going to mock the mere Three Hour Tour...

You think I got a dirty mind or something....? :P

lb13
That's what interspecies porn will do to the weak minded.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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#16 Post by EnsignInRedShirt » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:28 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: And here I was afraid that Four_Hour_Stiffy was going to mock the mere Three Hour Tour...

You think I got a dirty mind or something....? :P

lb13
That's what interspecies porn will do to the weak minded.
I'm never around enough to partake in interspecies porn.
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#17 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:29 am

EnsignInRedShirt wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
You think I got a dirty mind or something....? :P

lb13
That's what interspecies porn will do to the weak minded.
I'm never around enough to partake in interspecies porn.
Is that a tribble in your anus?
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#18 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:30 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
EnsignInRedShirt wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote: That's what interspecies porn will do to the weak minded.
I'm never around enough to partake in interspecies porn.
Is that a tribble in your anus?
No, I think that he's just happy to see you.
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#19 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:13 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:
EnsignInRedShirt wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote: That's what interspecies porn will do to the weak minded.
I'm never around enough to partake in interspecies porn.
Is that a tribble in your anus?
I didn't know the ensign was actually Richard Gere.

Wait... that wasn't a tribble. Never mind!
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