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It Just Wanted To Sniff The Suavitel...

#1 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:46 am

Another nightmare for silvercamaro.....

http://news.aol.com/weird-news/article/ ... sher/88525

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#2 Post by gsabc » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:49 am

Heard this on New England Cable News last night. If that had been GW, the house would be on the market by the next morning.
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#3 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:49 am

I saw this on the news and the commentators were asking"where did it come from?"

I'm thinking "is there a boy in the house?"
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#4 Post by kayrharris » Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:24 am

My friend here found a 4-5 ft King snake in her office on Saturday when she was there by herself. This is right in the middle of a group of other offices and pretty much surrounded by asphalt.

She thinks she tore something in her knee in her hurry to get out of there!
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#5 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:25 am

littlebeast13 wrote:Another nightmare for silvercamaro.....

http://news.aol.com/weird-news/article/ ... sher/88525

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Re: It Just Wanted To Sniff The Suavitel...

#6 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:26 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:Another nightmare for silvercamaro.....

http://news.aol.com/weird-news/article/ ... sher/88525

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Somebody should have heeded my avatar.

But how much Suavitel does it take to soften an 8 foot snake? It doesn't say on the directions....

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#7 Post by mrkelley23 » Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:30 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:Another nightmare for silvercamaro.....

http://news.aol.com/weird-news/article/ ... sher/88525

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Somebody should have heeded my avatar.

But how much Suavitel does it take to soften an 8 foot snake? It doesn't say on the directions....

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#8 Post by mntetn » Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:31 am

When Richard Burton, who operates Maine Animal Damage Control in Lewiston, arrived at Ranger's house, he could barely believe his eyes.
Someone else who outlived his retirement money?

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#9 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:46 am

littlebeast13 wrote:Another nightmare for silvercamaro.....

http://news.aol.com/weird-news/article/ ... sher/88525

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#10 Post by silvercamaro » Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:49 am

littlebeast13 wrote:Another nightmare for silvercamaro.....

http://news.aol.com/weird-news/article/ ... sher/88525

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This was the first news story I saw this morning. I envied her ability to slam down the lid of the washing machine and keep it in one place. I would have piled a 36-volume set of the Encyclopedia Brittanica on top, to keep the snake from pushing the lid up with his head. I then would never do laundry again.

Or, my next phone call would sound like this: "Sears? Do you still have that offer where, if I buy a new washing machine, you'll deliver it it and take the old washer away?"
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