HELP ME MAKE LOTS OF MONEY!!!!!

[Mr Showtimeness]

AS SEEN ON OPRAH, 20/20, JERRY SPRINGER, AND JUDGE JUDY! $6 INVESTMENT

This Service Is GREAT, It really Works.Would you like to make $71,000 OR $250,000 in a few weeks? Would you like to learn how to run sentences together without hitting the space bar?As seen on the Oprah Winfrey show and ABC's 20/20 If we all work together everyone will benefit, and I will avoid prison time.
PayPal verifies that this $6 investment program is 100% illegal, but this is a big hit this year with spammers and will make me a lot of money!

For a simple investment of 15-30 minutes and just $6, it is 100% worth it to help me make thousands so quickly. This is most definitely just another scam that takes lots of your hard earned money; you will lose your investment and you will lose thousands of dollars very easily and quickly.

PLEASE NOTE:

Follow these directions EXACTLY, and $20,000 or more can be yours in 4 to 6 centuries.
This program remains successful because we spam the hell out of every message board we can find to reel in gullible fools like yourself. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions, sucker!

STEP 1: Take a few minutes to join PayPal: Remember to verify
your account and pick a real cool sounding name, like Princess Dumbass. ( www.paypal.com)
I would suggest signing up for a business account because it does not limit you to the amount of money you can send to me and my friends.

Example: with a Personal account you are limited to receiving $500.00 a month and withdrawing $500.00 a month.
And trust me you WILL be sending me more than $500.00 a month!

STEP 2:
1) Once you have a PayPal account running, use PayPal to post $100 to EACH of the 6 Email Addresses below, because you pay people with an email address in scams like this. Select "LOSE MONEY"
What you are doing is being serviced by me and my Nigerian cohorts. This is absolutely legal (snicker)!
You are getting this huge penis full of Spam shoved up your ass, and you are paying for it! Doesn't it feel good?

FOLLOW THESE EASY STEPS:
1. Log in to PayPal. Go to LOSE MONEY tab. This should be found under the Stupid Ass Idiot section.
2. Type in Recipients name: (Email address)
Subject: "EMAIL LIST"
Category: "SERVICE ME PLEASE!"
Comments: "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR EMAIL LIST SO I CAN RECEIVE ALL THOSE WONDERFUL ADS FOR PENIS ENLARGEMENT YOU ALSO SEND OUT".
What you are doing is getting screwed by this and best of all you are giving your email address to everyone out there in the Spamosphere ... and have I mentioned this before.... THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! If I say that enough times, maybe you'll believe it and I can convince myself of it.

1) _tptb_@grumble.com
2) markanthonydibello@chippendales.com
3) eviloprah@harpo.com
4) iluvdickeys@ulysses.com
5) dubya@ovaloffice.com
6) mybigfatfabulousbrain@einstein.com

STEP 3:
1) take the #1 Email Address off the list,
2) Move the other Email Addresses up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes
4, etc.) 3) and add Your Email Address as number 6 on the list.
3) If you're too stupid to follow these directions (and if you have gotten this far in the program, you probably are), just keep sending money to the above recipients until you get it right.

STEP 4:

There is no STEP 4!


STEP 5:

1) Now, post your amended article to at least 2,000,000 news groups
(there are thousands of groups out there just waiting to have delicious Spam such as this posted on their board so they can simultanously flame and ignore you while booching your account and making fun of you for years to come).

2) And email your message to as many people you can. Your friends will thank you for sending this to them. Remember, the more you post and email this Spam, the more money I make! This is perfectly legal! Do I have to say it again?

HOW TO POST TO NEWS GROUPS:
Search with the subject "money making message board" or "classified ads" or "board full of dumbasses". You will find thousands and thousands of message boards, porn sites, and companies like:
1) Yahoo
2) Google
3) Aol
4) Adsubmitter.com etc
5) Hotsteamingsquirrelporn.com
6) WWTBAM Bored

Click on them one by one and you will find the option ''post a new
spam''. Then Post this article and watch the denizens go wild while you quickly pick up the pace at which you are masturbating.
THE MORE NEWS GROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY I WILL MAKE!!

Hey, did you know this is all perfectly legal? Would I lie to you?

But you have to post a minimum of 200, otherwise you will receive bad luck and your balls will shrivel up!
- When you post 200 letters, it is estimated that at least 15 morons
will respond and send you $1 ( 15 morons X $1 = $15 Not only will you help me get rich quick, but you will also learn valuable math skills!).
- Those 15 complete dumbasses will post 200 letters each, most of them probably on the same message boards you did, and 225 will send $1 (Do I need to show you the math involved again? $225).
- Those 225 will post 200 letters each and 3,375 people will send
you $1 (Do you get the picture yet? Can I mention again this is all perfectly legal? $3,375).
- By this point in time, the base of the pyramid involved here is so large that we can only speak in theoretical terms, but that's never stopped idiots like you from believeing shit like this, so just go along with me here. Those 3,375 people will post 200 letters each and 50,625 people
will send you $1 (50,625 theoretical dollars, which are just as valuable as those weak American dollars in your wallet).
- Those 50,625 will post 200 letters each and 749,375 people will
send you $1 (749,375!! That's nearly the population of a mid-size metropolitan area, but trust me on this one, they'll send it to you! How can they not.... after all, this is all 100% LEGAL!!!).
- At this point your name drops off the list, and you've probably received this message about 833,649 times, but so far, you have
received $ 813,615.00 in theoretical cash. That's almost as much as you'll find in the Game of Life!

JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT SO I GET MY MONEY!.
When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the latest
posting in the news groups, and send out another $6.00 to Email
Addresses using PayPal. This ensures that this vicious spam cycle will continue on forever and ever, not to mention, it gives you something to spend your $813,615.00 on. You weren't planning on spending that for yourself, were you? You most certainly won't be spending it on attorneys fees, because after all.....

THIS IS ALL PERFECTLY LEGAL!!!!!

So hop to it, dumbasses! Start sending those green pieves of paper my way.....

[CharlesFoxSingers]

I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn, I've got the brains
Let's make lots of -

I've had enough of scheming and messing around with jerks
My car is parked outside, I'm afraid it doesn't work
I'm looking for a partner, someone who gets things fixed
Ask yourself this question: Do you want to be rich?

I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn, I've got the brains
Let's make lots of money

You can tell I'm educated, I studied at the Sorbonne
Doctored in mathematics, I could have been a don
I can program a computer, choose the perfect time
If you've got the inclination, I have got the crime

Oh, there's a lot of opportunities
If you know when to take them, you know?
There's a lot of opportunities
If there aren't, you can make them
Make or break them

I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
Let's make lots of -
(Aahhhhh) Money
(Aahhhhh)
(Aahhhhh - Di du da di da bu di ba)

You can see I'm single-minded, I know what I could be
How'd you feel about it, come and take a walk with me?
I'm looking for a partner, regardless of expense
Think about it seriously, you know, it makes sense

Let's (Got the brains)
Make (Got the looks)
Let's make lots of money (Oohh money)
(Let's) You've got the brawn
(Make) I've got the brains
Let's make lots of money (Oohh money)

I've got the brains (Got the brains)
You've got the looks (Got the looks)
Let's make lots of money (Oohh money)
Money

[rayxtwo]

Great song by the Pet Shop Boys.

Ray

[ulysses5019]

AS SEEN ON OPRAH, 20/20, JERRY SPRINGER, AND JUDGE JUDY! $6 INVESTMENT

This Service Is GREAT, It really Works.Would you like to make $71,000 OR $250,000 in a few weeks? Would you like to learn how to run sentences together without hitting the space bar?As seen on the Oprah Winfrey show and ABC's 20/20 If we all work together everyone will benefit, and I will avoid prison time.
PayPal verifies that this $6 investment program is 100% illegal, but this is a big hit this year with spammers and will make me a lot of money!

For a simple investment of 15-30 minutes and just $6, it is 100% worth it to help me make thousands so quickly. This is most definitely just another scam that takes lots of your hard earned money; you will lose your investment and you will lose thousands of dollars very easily and quickly.

PLEASE NOTE:

Follow these directions EXACTLY, and $20,000 or more can be yours in 4 to 6 centuries.
This program remains successful because we spam the hell out of every message board we can find to reel in gullible fools like yourself. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions, sucker!

STEP 1: Take a few minutes to join PayPal: Remember to verify
your account and pick a real cool sounding name, like Princess Dumbass. ( www.paypal.com)
I would suggest signing up for a business account because it does not limit you to the amount of money you can send to me and my friends.

Example: with a Personal account you are limited to receiving $500.00 a month and withdrawing $500.00 a month.
And trust me you WILL be sending me more than $500.00 a month!

STEP 2:
1) Once you have a PayPal account running, use PayPal to post $100 to EACH of the 6 Email Addresses below, because you pay people with an email address in scams like this. Select "LOSE MONEY"
What you are doing is being serviced by me and my Nigerian cohorts. This is absolutely legal (snicker)!
You are getting this huge penis full of Spam shoved up your ass, and you are paying for it! Doesn't it feel good?

FOLLOW THESE EASY STEPS:
1. Log in to PayPal. Go to LOSE MONEY tab. This should be found under the Stupid Ass Idiot section.
2. Type in Recipients name: (Email address)
Subject: "EMAIL LIST"
Category: "SERVICE ME PLEASE!"
Comments: "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR EMAIL LIST SO I CAN RECEIVE ALL THOSE WONDERFUL ADS FOR PENIS ENLARGEMENT YOU ALSO SEND OUT".
What you are doing is getting screwed by this and best of all you are giving your email address to everyone out there in the Spamosphere ... and have I mentioned this before.... THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! If I say that enough times, maybe you'll believe it and I can convince myself of it.

1) _tptb_@grumble.com
2) markanthonydibello@chippendales.com
3) eviloprah@harpo.com
4) iluvdickeys@ulysses.com
5) dubya@ovaloffice.com
6) mybigfatfabulousbrain@einstein.com

STEP 3:
1) take the #1 Email Address off the list,
2) Move the other Email Addresses up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes
4, etc.) 3) and add Your Email Address as number 6 on the list.
3) If you're too stupid to follow these directions (and if you have gotten this far in the program, you probably are), just keep sending money to the above recipients until you get it right.

STEP 4:

There is no STEP 4!


STEP 5:

1) Now, post your amended article to at least 2,000,000 news groups
(there are thousands of groups out there just waiting to have delicious Spam such as this posted on their board so they can simultanously flame and ignore you while booching your account and making fun of you for years to come).

2) And email your message to as many people you can. Your friends will thank you for sending this to them. Remember, the more you post and email this Spam, the more money I make! This is perfectly legal! Do I have to say it again?

HOW TO POST TO NEWS GROUPS:
Search with the subject "money making message board" or "classified ads" or "board full of dumbasses". You will find thousands and thousands of message boards, porn sites, and companies like:
1) Yahoo
2) Google
3) Aol
4) Adsubmitter.com etc
5) Hotsteamingsquirrelporn.com
6) WWTBAM Bored

Click on them one by one and you will find the option ''post a new
spam''. Then Post this article and watch the denizens go wild while you quickly pick up the pace at which you are masturbating.
THE MORE NEWS GROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY I WILL MAKE!!

Hey, did you know this is all perfectly legal? Would I lie to you?

But you have to post a minimum of 200, otherwise you will receive bad luck and your balls will shrivel up!
- When you post 200 letters, it is estimated that at least 15 morons
will respond and send you $1 ( 15 morons X $1 = $15 Not only will you help me get rich quick, but you will also learn valuable math skills!).
- Those 15 complete dumbasses will post 200 letters each, most of them probably on the same message boards you did, and 225 will send $1 (Do I need to show you the math involved again? $225).
- Those 225 will post 200 letters each and 3,375 people will send
you $1 (Do you get the picture yet? Can I mention again this is all perfectly legal? $3,375).
- By this point in time, the base of the pyramid involved here is so large that we can only speak in theoretical terms, but that's never stopped idiots like you from believeing shit like this, so just go along with me here. Those 3,375 people will post 200 letters each and 50,625 people
will send you $1 (50,625 theoretical dollars, which are just as valuable as those weak American dollars in your wallet).
- Those 50,625 will post 200 letters each and 749,375 people will
send you $1 (749,375!! That's nearly the population of a mid-size metropolitan area, but trust me on this one, they'll send it to you! How can they not.... after all, this is all 100% LEGAL!!!).
- At this point your name drops off the list, and you've probably received this message about 833,649 times, but so far, you have
received $ 813,615.00 in theoretical cash. That's almost as much as you'll find in the Game of Life!

JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT SO I GET MY MONEY!.
When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the latest
posting in the news groups, and send out another $6.00 to Email
Addresses using PayPal. This ensures that this vicious spam cycle will continue on forever and ever, not to mention, it gives you something to spend your $813,615.00 on. You weren't planning on spending that for yourself, were you? You most certainly won't be spending it on attorneys fees, because after all.....

THIS IS ALL PERFECTLY LEGAL!!!!!

So hop to it, dumbasses! Start sending those green pieves of paper my way.....

This is great! Hurry up and get to my name. I need full turtlenecks.

[The Voice of the Turtle]

This is great! Hurry up and get to my name. I need full turtlenecks.

That is just too repugnant an idea to consider for even a second.

[JoeBobBillyWayneTucker]

This is great! Hurry up and get to my name. I need full turtlenecks.

That is just too repugnant an idea to consider for even a second.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WEEEEEEEEEEEE! I love the huntin' on this Bored! First squirrels, and now turtles! I better tell Ma' to break out the sledgehammer, 'cuz we're having us some turtle soup tonight!

[Beebs52]

Hiya cuties! I'll be needing some public relations/campaign advice/fundraising opportunities.

Perhaps we could work something out.

Except for the turtle neck. One of our planks is no partial turtle adornment.

[ulysses5019]

This is great! Hurry up and get to my name. I need full turtlenecks.

That is just too repugnant an idea to consider for even a second.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WEEEEEEEEEEEE! I love the huntin' on this Bored! First squirrels, and now turtles! I better tell Ma' to break out the sledgehammer, 'cuz we're having us some turtle soup tonight!

YUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

[National Apathy Party]

Hiya cuties! I'll be needing some public relations/campaign advice/fundraising opportunities.

Perhaps we could work something out.

Except for the turtle neck. One of our planks is no partial turtle adornment.

I've arranged to have the Chuckie Fox Singers sing at our next fundraiser, which we hope to hold in the backroom at Hometown Buffet next Tuesday assuming we don't interrupt the hot senior bingo game they have going on back there. The server said that if I slipped her an Abe, she'd even wipe down the tables before the big shebang begins....

Oughta be a rousing success for the campaign, but if it isn't, oh well....

[Beebs52]

Hiya cuties! I'll be needing some public relations/campaign advice/fundraising opportunities.

Perhaps we could work something out.

Except for the turtle neck. One of our planks is no partial turtle adornment.

I've arranged to have the Chuckie Fox Singers sing at our next fundraiser, which we hope to hold in the backroom at Hometown Buffet next Tuesday assuming we don't interrupt the hot senior bingo game they have going on back there. The server said that if I slipped her an Abe, she'd even wipe down the tables before the big shebang begins....

Oughta be a rousing success for the campaign, but if it isn't, oh well....

You named it Abe?

[Four Hour Stiffy]

Hiya cuties! I'll be needing some public relations/campaign advice/fundraising opportunities.

Perhaps we could work something out.

Except for the turtle neck. One of our planks is no partial turtle adornment.

I've arranged to have the Chuckie Fox Singers sing at our next fundraiser, which we hope to hold in the backroom at Hometown Buffet next Tuesday assuming we don't interrupt the hot senior bingo game they have going on back there. The server said that if I slipped her an Abe, she'd even wipe down the tables before the big shebang begins....

Oughta be a rousing success for the campaign, but if it isn't, oh well....

You named it Abe?

Wanna see my log cabin?

[ulysses5019]

Hiya cuties! I'll be needing some public relations/campaign advice/fundraising opportunities.

Perhaps we could work something out.

Except for the turtle neck. One of our planks is no partial turtle adornment.

I've arranged to have the Chuckie Fox Singers sing at our next fundraiser, which we hope to hold in the backroom at Hometown Buffet next Tuesday assuming we don't interrupt the hot senior bingo game they have going on back there. The server said that if I slipped her an Abe, she'd even wipe down the tables before the big shebang begins....

Oughta be a rousing success for the campaign, but if it isn't, oh well....

You named it Abe?

Mine's called a Darwinian tubercle.

[Beebs52]

I've arranged to have the Chuckie Fox Singers sing at our next fundraiser, which we hope to hold in the backroom at Hometown Buffet next Tuesday assuming we don't interrupt the hot senior bingo game they have going on back there. The server said that if I slipped her an Abe, she'd even wipe down the tables before the big shebang begins....

Oughta be a rousing success for the campaign, but if it isn't, oh well....

You named it Abe?

Mine's called a Darwinian tubercle.

Ah. A vestigial appendage.

[SportsFan68]

ROFL!!

Brilliant.

I gotta quit laughing and get back to work. Later, everybody...

[ulysses5019]

ROFL!!

Brilliant.

I gotta quit laughing and get back to work. Later, everybody...

That's right, just stop by, point and laugh. Are you coming to the fundraiser?

[Admiral Stockdale]

ROFL!!

Brilliant.

I gotta quit laughing and get back to work. Later, everybody...

That's right, just stop by, point and laugh. Are you coming to the fundraiser?

I hope I'm still eligible for the senior discount even though I've expired....

[Beebs52]

ROFL!!

Brilliant.

I gotta quit laughing and get back to work. Later, everybody...

That's right, just stop by, point and laugh. Are you coming to the fundraiser?

I hope I'm still eligible for the senior discount even though I've expired....

Dude. I admire you and your past and you're on my ticket, but please don't talk to the crowds unless you've deformaldehyded yourself.
I've heard Fabuloso is fabuloso.