#45
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by Here's Fanny! » Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:49 pm
Hope I don't forget anybody, I'm just going by show.
Flavour of Love
Hoopz - The winner of the first season and essentially broke Flav's heart. She totally ignored him the second the cameras stop rolling and put him on blast during the reunion show. This is the one show that I think was pretty much on the level (as much as any reality show ever is) and she had Flav really snowed into caring about her and thinking that she cared about him. She played it smart, let Pumkin and New York (among others) carry on, and just quietly kept in the game week after week. She's smart, athletic and knows how to play a game, so she's my early odds favourite to win this.
Pumkin - Skanked around the whole time, but she's basically famous for hocking a loogie on New York's face the week she was voted out. She also showed up at the ILNY Reunion Show inspecting Mr. Boston's esophagus with her tongue. Made it to the final three and hung there til about the top four or five on Charm School, but I don't think she'll make it far here. Btw, the green shirt she seems to always be wearing is a ribbed tank top, so I think she just brought a shirt the same colour, since all the team shirts are tees (altered or otherwise) with a logo on them. Was a substitute teacher (what about the children??) and got fired after her FoL appearance.
Flavour of Love 2
Toastee - One of my favourites on FoL2 and she was also on Charm School. Got bounced from FoL for being a porn star, which I think was a raw deal. The "porn" in question was just nudie shots (thanks, Defamer!) without anybody else in them. To me, that's not porn. Was almost perpetually buzzed (hence the name) and looked kind of like a victim of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome to me.
Nibblz - The one who outed Toastee's porn, and she had WAY skanker pictures out there than Toastee ever dreamed of (thanks not so much, Defamer!). Not sure if the lisp is an affectation or the tongue stud. Flav was going to call her Tyson because of the voice, but went with Nibblz instead due to her constant case of Turkey's Done Syndrome. Talked about having a stripper pole in her house and lap humped just about everybody during a pool party for Flav's friends. Not too bright, she thought Don Magic Juan was 'classy'.
Rock of Love
Heather - Often imitated, never duplicated. Heather is the Stripper with a College Degree that made it to the final two and was the first one on the show to flash the tatters. She's the Alpha Female wherever she goes and can actually string several sentences together into a coherent thought. If she's brought nothing else to the world, the coining of the phrase 'dicksucker whorebag' (re: Lacey) is enough. It's Heather's world, we all just live in it.
Brandi C - She likes to think she's a Barbie doll and has a very ill-advised tattoo running across the lady line. I think one of the reasons she looks so different now is that she has eyebrows. I think she was rocking the Jean Harlows during RoL. After getting kicked off, she gave a bunch of interviews about her 'porn career', which I think consisted of doing web site one reels. Made the mistake of clicking on one and she was pretty nasty. I can't remember exactly why I thought that, but I think she did something that has the same initials as Automated Teller Machine (DON'T try to look it up, BoB! If you must know what it means, I'll tell you!)
Rodeo - The token cougar (at least she would have been if Bret hadn't been even older that her), she was apparently an Olympic diver, was paralyzed, had cancer, and that was just what we learned at the first night's mixer! She has a crazy cackle and claims to have orgasms from laughing. Other than that, she's a pretty groovy old gal, as well as a tough old bird. She pulled Lacey off of Dallas and flung her down the staircase. Nobody messes with Rodeo! She got a heartfelt sendoff from Bret (because she missed her kid too much) and even got his cowboy hat and an escort to the door, rather than the normal walk of shame solo.
Okay, that's half of them. I'll get to other half (RoL 2 and the ILNY guys) later.
I'm darned good and ready.
