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#26 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:30 am

TheCalvinator24 wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Who's up for a National Artifical Gratuitousness Party? :D
I notice the acronym of your Party is NAG. Is that code language for "bitch"?
All right, all right! Is that a personalityist comment!?!?! Is it? Or mannersist?
Well, then

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#27 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:37 am

TheCalvinator24 wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Who's up for a National Artifical Gratuitousness Party? :D
I notice the acronym of your Party is NAG. Is that code language for "bitch"?
Well, we voters have been bitching at Washington for years, so it'd be a real switch for the politicians to bitch at the voters. Artificial gratuitous bitchiness. :D

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#28 Post by Artificial Gratuitousness » Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:52 am

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Who's up for a National Artifical Gratuitousness Party? :D
Count me in!
Did I get it?

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#29 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:35 pm

Artificial Gratuitousness wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Who's up for a National Artifical Gratuitousness Party? :D
Count me in!
YO! Hey! I'm runnin' heah! Now, while NAG is a perfectly fine name for something a squirrel or his cohorts might dredge up, we need something that can carry the planks with gravitas. And stuff.

Gratuitously Artificial something something something

Ooh. That spells GASSS. I just realized it. I like it.
Well, then

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#30 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:55 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
Artificial Gratuitousness wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Who's up for a National Artifical Gratuitousness Party? :D
Count me in!
YO! Hey! I'm runnin' heah! Now, while NAG is a perfectly fine name for something a squirrel or his cohorts might dredge up, we need something that can carry the planks with gravitas. And stuff.

Gratuitously Artificial something something something

Ooh. That spells GASSS. I just realized it. I like it.
Who is your running mate? Is Stockdale available? Is he alive?
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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#31 Post by Admiral Stockdale » Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:33 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
Artificial Gratuitousness wrote: Count me in!
YO! Hey! I'm runnin' heah! Now, while NAG is a perfectly fine name for something a squirrel or his cohorts might dredge up, we need something that can carry the planks with gravitas. And stuff.

Gratuitously Artificial something something something

Ooh. That spells GASSS. I just realized it. I like it.
Who is your running mate? Is Stockdale available? Is he alive?

I'm ready to stump for votes anytime Beebs is!

I think I have a slogan for our new party. Got GASSS?

I think we need a good campaign avatar. Now where could we find someone who could put something like that together....?
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#32 Post by T_Bone0806 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:02 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:I have a red, white and blue dickey.....
That tattoo must've seriously hurt.
"#$%&@*&"-Donald F. Duck

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#33 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:23 pm

T_Bone0806 wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:I have a red, white and blue dickey.....
That tattoo must've seriously hurt.
She said "dickey" not "hickey".
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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#34 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:24 pm

Admiral Stockdale wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote: YO! Hey! I'm runnin' heah! Now, while NAG is a perfectly fine name for something a squirrel or his cohorts might dredge up, we need something that can carry the planks with gravitas. And stuff.

Gratuitously Artificial something something something

Ooh. That spells GASSS. I just realized it. I like it.
Who is your running mate? Is Stockdale available? Is he alive?

I'm ready to stump for votes anytime Beebs is!

I think I have a slogan for our new party. Got GASSS?

I think we need a good campaign avatar. Now where could we find someone who could put something like that together....?
If the admiral's on board then so am I.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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#35 Post by Evil Squirrel » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:42 am

I've got us a bumper sticker!


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Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

--squirrelmama (10/3/07)

Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

--Richard E. Mallery

2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner

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#36 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:52 am

T_Bone0806 wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:I have a red, white and blue dickey.....
That tattoo must've seriously hurt.
That one made me laugh. :D

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#37 Post by nitrah55 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:55 am

Baghdad Bob available for campaign spokesdude?
I am about 25% sure of this.

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#38 Post by MuhammadSaidalSahhaf » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:58 am

nitrah55 wrote:Baghdad Bob available for campaign spokesdude?

I'll have to make sure Hillary really has thrown in the towel first...

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#39 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:18 am

I approve this message.

The Got GASSS is a go.
The bumper sticker is perfect and needs to be extended to shirts, hats, buttons, thongs, deodorant, athlete's foot powder, miracle bras, nose tweezers and, oh, lapel pins.

Make a list people. Get to work.

Stockdale, you're alive, right? Or do we need to find something to neutralize the formaldehyde?
Well, then

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#40 Post by Admiral Stockdale » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:32 am

Beebs52 wrote:Stockdale, you're alive, right? Or do we need to find something to neutralize the formaldehyde?

Never felt better in my life! You can barely even see the holes the worms chewed in me. If you see me start to collapse, just give me a couple thumps in the chest, and I'll be good to go!

I figure if Al Gore can be a stiff Veep for 8 years, I'm up for the challenge....
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#41 Post by Al Gore » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:40 am

Admiral Stockdale wrote:I figure if Al Gore can be a stiff Veep for 8 years, I'm up for the challenge....

How many Nobel Prizes and Oscars have you won, Admiral?

I gotta admit, though, it was a blast running against Dumb and Dumber back in '92....

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#42 Post by National Apathy Party » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:44 am

Beebs52 wrote:I approve this message.

The Got GASSS is a go.
The bumper sticker is perfect and needs to be extended to shirts, hats, buttons, thongs, deodorant, athlete's foot powder, miracle bras, nose tweezers and, oh, lapel pins.

Make a list people. Get to work.

Stockdale, you're alive, right? Or do we need to find something to neutralize the formaldehyde?

We held a $1,000 a plate dinner to raise money for your campaign, but everyone asked for their money back when they found out we were using paper plates. Dammit, we even went the extra mile to buy the fluted plates!

We did scoop up the change that fell out of the ungrateful donors' pockets, so here's $1.42 to get you campaign rolling.

If you need any other big fundraising events planned, just let us know. We have an unlisted number....
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

Proudly supporting the Thousandaire in '12 campaign!

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#43 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:58 am

National Apathy Party wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:I approve this message.

The Got GASSS is a go.
The bumper sticker is perfect and needs to be extended to shirts, hats, buttons, thongs, deodorant, athlete's foot powder, miracle bras, nose tweezers and, oh, lapel pins.

Make a list people. Get to work.

Stockdale, you're alive, right? Or do we need to find something to neutralize the formaldehyde?

We held a $1,000 a plate dinner to raise money for your campaign, but everyone asked for their money back when they found out we were using paper plates. Dammit, we even went the extra mile to buy the fluted plates!

We did scoop up the change that fell out of the ungrateful donors' pockets, so here's $1.42 to get you campaign rolling.

If you need any other big fundraising events planned, just let us know. We have an unlisted number....
You pipsqueak. Pull another flop like this to do and I'll replace you with Verne Troyer. At least we'll get press.

I suppose you bought plain napkins, too and didn't get the clear plastic knives and forks.
Well, then

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#44 Post by eyégor » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:03 am

But Beebs,

wouldn't it be considered a failure if someone actually votes for you, given your party affiliation & all?

& dump that zombie, Stockdale. Go for the gusto and put Troyer on the ticket.

Proof positive that all Americans can stand tall.....or something.

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#45 Post by National Apathy Party » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:03 am

Beebs52 wrote:
National Apathy Party wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:I approve this message.

The Got GASSS is a go.
The bumper sticker is perfect and needs to be extended to shirts, hats, buttons, thongs, deodorant, athlete's foot powder, miracle bras, nose tweezers and, oh, lapel pins.

Make a list people. Get to work.

Stockdale, you're alive, right? Or do we need to find something to neutralize the formaldehyde?

We held a $1,000 a plate dinner to raise money for your campaign, but everyone asked for their money back when they found out we were using paper plates. Dammit, we even went the extra mile to buy the fluted plates!

We did scoop up the change that fell out of the ungrateful donors' pockets, so here's $1.42 to get you campaign rolling.

If you need any other big fundraising events planned, just let us know. We have an unlisted number....
You pipsqueak. Pull another flop like this to do and I'll replace you with Verne Troyer. At least we'll get press.

I suppose you bought plain napkins, too and didn't get the clear plastic knives and forks.

One of our party leaders moonlights down at the KFC, so we got all the napkins and sporks we needed for the dinner for free.

Hey, it's not like you get many donations when your organization's biggest supporters don't give a shit....
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

Proudly supporting the Thousandaire in '12 campaign!

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#46 Post by Loco Rovo's Interpreter » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:06 am

eyégor wrote:But Beebs,

wouldn't it be considered a failure if someone actually votes for you, given your party affiliation & all?

& dump that zombie, Stockdale. Go for the gusto and put Troyer on the ticket.

Proof positive that all Americans can stand tall.....or something.

If you're gonna support the midgets, why not just prop up your buddy de la Rosa?

"What this country needs is a good 5 cent ceegar!"

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#47 Post by eyégor » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:06 am

In New York you can run for office on more than one line. You could be the candidate of botn NAG & NAP!

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#48 Post by Not Mini » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:09 am

Actually, adding mini would balance the ticket nicely.

But I doubt she'd give up her vacation plans to do any campaigning....

Then there's those tattooed whore pics.... :oops:
Beast is not Mini!!!! Really!

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#49 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:21 am

Hey, eyégor, is that one of your daughters in your avatar? Tell her to remove her winter coat already, it's summertime, for crying out loud!

Even up here in six-season country... :)

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#50 Post by eyégor » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:37 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:Hey, eyégor, is that one of your daughters in your avatar? Tell her to remove her winter coat already, it's summertime, for crying out loud!

Even up here in six-season country... :)
Granddaughter. With the heat and humidity, I figured I needed a snap that reflected cooler times.

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