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#1 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:49 am

I realize there are many celebrities, celebutards, and otherwise known people who are or are pretending to run for President.

I have just as little to offer as they do, therefore I'm submitting my name for write-ins or post-its. I'll run on the Wack Plat(form).

Any suggestions for planks are welcome. I have a couple of body parts that would provide massive fodder for ridicule for the papparazi, however you spell it, and bloggers, and I'm quite capable of dropping faux pas hither and yither.

I'll figure out a way to set up a PAC, a Wack PAC, if you will, so you can send me dough.

Thank you. You're just the best.

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Well, then

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#2 Post by earendel » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:51 am

Beebs52 wrote:I realize there are many celebrities, celebutards, and otherwise known people who are or are pretending to run for President.

I have just as little to offer as they do, therefore I'm submitting my name for write-ins or post-its. I'll run on the Wack Plat(form).

Any suggestions for planks are welcome. I have a couple of body parts that would provide massive fodder for ridicule for the papparazi, however you spell it, and bloggers, and I'm quite capable of dropping faux pas hither and yither.

I'll figure out a way to set up a PAC, a Wack PAC, if you will, so you can send me dough.

Thank you. You're just the best.

Wack--Whoo Hoo! (That's one of my slogans.)
I think one of your campaign planks should be a demand for more BBs on BAM.
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#3 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:51 am

In the words of Kinky Friedman, "Why the hell not?" :D

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#4 Post by Four Hour Stiffy » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:52 am

Beebs52 wrote:Any suggestions for planks are welcome.

You can run on my plank anytime, Toots!
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#5 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:52 am

earendel wrote:I think one of your campaign planks should be a demand for more BBs on BAM.
I'll vote for that! :D

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#6 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:53 am

I hope that the head of the National Apathy Party doesn't read this thread... :P

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#7 Post by National Apathy Party » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:54 am

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:I hope that the head of the National Apathy Party doesn't read this thread... :P

We don't read the political threads.....
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

Proudly supporting the Thousandaire in '12 campaign!

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#8 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:55 am

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:I hope that the head of the National Apathy Party doesn't read this thread... :P
I think the NAP is NAPping right now.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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#9 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:56 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:I hope that the head of the National Apathy Party doesn't read this thread... :P
I think the NAP is NAPping right now.
Too late.

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#10 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:00 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:I hope that the head of the National Apathy Party doesn't read this thread... :P
I think the NAP is NAPping right now.

Apathy never sleeps. We're always there when people need us so we can tell them we don't give a damn....

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#11 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:03 am

Who's up for a National Artifical Gratuitousness Party? :D

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#12 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:04 am

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Who's up for a National Artifical Gratuitousness Party? :D

Do they have a candidate?

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#13 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:05 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Who's up for a National Artifical Gratuitousness Party? :D

Do they have a candidate?

lb13
Who cares?
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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#14 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:06 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Who's up for a National Artifical Gratuitousness Party? :D
Do they have a candidate?
I wonder if Pea would be interested in running.

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#15 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:08 am

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Who's up for a National Artifical Gratuitousness Party? :D
Do they have a candidate?
I wonder if Pea would be interested in running.
Or maybe PSM?

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#16 Post by minimetoo26 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:08 am

I would vote for beebs in a heartbeat! Who's in charge of the write-in campaign?

Finally, a candidate I can stand behind. Picking up the shoes she leaves in her wake...

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#17 Post by National Apathy Party » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:09 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Who's up for a National Artifical Gratuitousness Party? :D

Do they have a candidate?

lb13
Who cares?

Would you be interested in our Man of the Year Award?

Yes, that's a trick question.....
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

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#18 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:10 am

I got it! Vote for Gus! :D

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#19 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:11 am

How about it, Gus? Wanna run?

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#20 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:12 am

Gus?

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#21 Post by Evil Squirrel » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:12 am

Does Beebs party need a mascot? I have a red, white and blue dickey.....
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Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

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#22 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:13 am

You got him, Evil Squirrel! Congratulations! :D

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#23 Post by Evil Squirrel » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:14 am

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:You got him, Evil Squirrel! Congratulations! :D

Hopefully the NSAS have room on my award plaque to include this additional achievement....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

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#24 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:03 am

Umbrage! Outrage! Extended apathetic grumblings! (trademark Marley-the grumbly part)

A political thread hijacked for a gus chase. What is this world coming to? I'll tell you. It's coming to a gigantic 'splodey head if y'all don't straighten up and fry right and pay attention! SHUT UP!

Now.

Plank 1: BAM BB'S - MORE NOW! (it flows)
Plank 2: BOIINNNGGG Plank (sympathy plank for the geezers)
Plank 3: Dickeys for Beebs! (inclusive motto that covers weirdos/squirrels/oddballs who wear dickeys-male/female/other)
Plank 3: Shoes-On the Trail! Pick them up!

Whoa. Must go to work for a minute.
Well, then

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#25 Post by TheCalvinator24 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:18 am

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Who's up for a National Artifical Gratuitousness Party? :D
I notice the acronym of your Party is NAG. Is that code language for "bitch"?
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