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Yahoo Groups Plumber
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The Bored is clogged up!

#1 Post by Yahoo Groups Plumber » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:25 pm

Someone should call a plumber!

Well, one that doesn't have the day off anyway....

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#2 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:28 pm

We haven't even been artificially gratuitous today!

There wasn't any reason to go clogging the pipes. :(

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#3 Post by Billy Mays » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:32 pm

I WISH I COULD HELP, BUT I DON'T HAWK DRAIN CLEANER! MAYBE IF I YELL DOWN THE DRAIN, I CAN DISLODGE THE CLOG....
BUT WAIT..... THERE'S MORE!!!!!!

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#4 Post by Bill Clinton » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:37 pm

That old-fashioned parchment they wrote the Constitution on'll clog a pipe faster 'n you can spit.
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Re: The Bored is clogged up!

#5 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:42 pm

Yahoo Groups Plumber wrote:Someone should call a plumber!

Well, one that doesn't have the day off anyway....
Tell sliver to stop clog....er....dancing.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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Re: The Bored is clogged up!

#6 Post by silvercamaro » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:45 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
Tell sliver to stop clog....er....dancing.
That was almost better. Keep working on it, squirrel boy.

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Re: The Bored is clogged up!

#7 Post by JoeBobBillyWayneTucker » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:45 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
Yahoo Groups Plumber wrote:Someone should call a plumber!

Well, one that doesn't have the day off anyway....
Tell sliver to stop clog....er....dancing.
Hey! Is you dead? I sure is hungry!

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#8 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:47 pm

Is it because we don't have enough fiber in our diet?

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#9 Post by Chronic Diarrhea » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:48 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Is it because we don't have enough fiber in our diet?

Speak for yourself! I want some of whatever the Bored ate.... Ooooohhhhh!!!

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#10 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:52 pm

Chronic Diarrhea wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Is it because we don't have enough fiber in our diet?

Speak for yourself! I want some of whatever the Bored ate.... Ooooohhhhh!!!
Hey! Is Larry Craig in there?
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#11 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:30 pm

Looks like we're clogged up again....
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#12 Post by kayrharris » Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:40 pm

It's the evil squirrel's fault! I have inside information
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