The couple that pees together...

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PlacentiaSoccerMom · #1 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:48 pm

The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact same time. It brings couples closer together and conserves our water supply all with one flush. The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. An upgraded version includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station.

Before you order yours (for roughly $1400) be sure you can find twenty-two more potential users as the distributor only takes minimum orders of a dozen.

VAdame · #2 Post by **VAdame** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:31 pm

Also known as The Love Toilet

jaybee · #3 Post by **jaybee** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:10 pm

So why do I get this vison of one-half of the 'couple' mincing around with crossed legs while waiting for the other half to get 'ready'.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #4 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:19 pm

I think that there needs to be some mystery in a relationship for it to be successful. Toileting definitely falls into that category.

gsabc · #5 Post by **gsabc** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:19 pm

Somehow, the use of the term "privacy wall" here seems oxymoronic. Better yet, leave off the first three letters.

#6 Post by **tubadave** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:01 pm

I can't believe that's actually a real product.

I remember that SNL skit from several years ago that featured something like this....I think Kevin Nealon was in it.

VAdame · #7 Post by **VAdame** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:09 pm

tubadave wrote:I can't believe that's actually a real product.

I remember that SNL skit from several years ago that featured something like this....I think Kevin Nealon was in it.

Yep -- that's the Love Toilet link I posted upthread.

Is this thing real????

Here's a couple who might be interested!

elwoodblues · #8 Post by **elwoodblues** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:35 pm

tubadave wrote:I can't believe that's actually a real product.

I remember that SNL skit from several years ago that featured something like this....I think Kevin Nealon was in it.

Now his career is in it.

#9 Post by **tubadave** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:31 pm

VAdame wrote:Yep -- that's the Love Toilet link I posted upthread.

I wondered if it was. I'm at work right now, and though I can do it if I really want to, online videos are typically rather difficult to watch from here.

I don't really remember laughing too hard at that skit though.....more cringing than anything.

Chronic Diarrhea · #10 Post by **Chronic Diarrhea** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:41 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:

Cool! I need to get that so maybe I can finally get back on the dating scene!

Your bowl or mine, baby?

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #11 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:48 pm

Chronic Diarrhea wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:

Cool! I need to get that so maybe I can finally get back on the dating scene!

Your bowl or mine, baby?

Ewwwwwww!

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #12 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:51 pm

Chronic Diarrhea wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:

Cool! I need to get that so maybe I can finally get back on the dating scene!

Your bowl or mine, baby?

Here's a song for you Chronic Diarrhea:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCuayJkaU6Y

peacock2121 · #13 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:19 am

finally!

Beebs52 · #14 Post by **Beebs52** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:19 am

Holy crap.

Thank you. Thank you.

I would be dead from fumes if I had to jointly dump with my hub. I would be deafened from the resounding booms.

This is not a good marketing idea.

nitrah55 · #15 Post by **nitrah55** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:45 am

Where's the magazine rack?

peacock2121 · #16 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:49 am

If we had had such a thing in my house growing up, life would be so much different.

I probably would not be able to pee outside.

What a loss that would be.

megaaddict · #17 Post by **megaaddict** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:19 am

Co-Commode: Because Two Heads Are Better Than One!©

ulysses5019 · #18 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:21 am

Beebs52 wrote:Holy crap.

Thank you. Thank you.

I would be dead from fumes if I had to jointly dump with my hub. I would be deafened from the resounding booms.

This is not a good marketing idea.

Doesn't sound very holy to me.

Beebs52 · #19 Post by **Beebs52** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:24 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:Holy crap.

Thank you. Thank you.

I would be dead from fumes if I had to jointly dump with my hub. I would be deafened from the resounding booms.

This is not a good marketing idea.
Doesn't sound very holy to me.

It is TWO holey.

ulysses5019 · #20 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:33 am

Beebs52 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:Holy crap.

Thank you. Thank you.

I would be dead from fumes if I had to jointly dump with my hub. I would be deafened from the resounding booms.

This is not a good marketing idea.
Doesn't sound very holy to me.
It is TWO holey.

I got yer two holey right here.

Beebs52 · #21 Post by **Beebs52** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:18 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote: Doesn't sound very holy to me.
It is TWO holey.
I got yer two holey right here.

That ain't MY two holey, Uly.

ulysses5019 · #22 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:23 am

Beebs52 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote: It is TWO holey.
I got yer two holey right here.
That ain't MY two holey, Uly.

kayrharris · #23 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:40 am

That's disgusting! I'm ready for another shoe avatar. Please??

Beebs52 · #24 Post by **Beebs52** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:41 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote: I got yer two holey right here.
That ain't MY two holey, Uly.

I would have a much nicerly appointed two holey, Uly, really.

I'm enjoying the "-ys"

LarryCraig · #25 Post by **LarryCraig** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:42 am

This thread is three days old and nobody mentioned me. Not even that damn commie liberal NellyLunatic1980 cracked a joke at my expense! You people finally learned your lesson. Praise Jesus!

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