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Albino Squirrel Preservation Society

#1 Post by elwoodblues » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:00 pm

Since this is now pretty much the Squirrel Bored, here is what seems to be an actual organization at the University of North Texas:

http://orgs.unt.edu/asps/index1.htm

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Re: Albino Squirrel Preservation Society

#2 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:04 pm

elwoodblues wrote:Since this is now pretty much the Squirrel Bored, here is what seems to be an actual organization at the University of North Texas:

http://orgs.unt.edu/asps/index1.htm
What a cutie......
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#3 Post by Evil Squirrel » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:07 pm

I think I just lost Squirrel of the Year.... :shock:

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#4 Post by ne1410s » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:10 pm

Olney, IL, has many herds, flocks, murders, whatever, of albino squirrels. Don't know why they congregate in Olney, but Olney is quite happy. SC would not like Olney, IL...
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#5 Post by Evil Squirrel » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:13 pm

ne1410s wrote:Olney, IL, has many herds, flocks, murders, whatever, of albino squirrels. Don't know why they congregate in Olney, but Olney is quite happy. SC would not like Olney, IL...

Olney is where Beast gets his nightly delivery of detergent from! In fact, from how he describes the mess, I think my buddies are the ones who load the stuff on the trucks...

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#6 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:17 pm

Oooooohhhhh........I think I'm in love.
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Re: Albino Squirrel Preservation Society

#7 Post by AnnieCamaro » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:19 pm

elwoodblues wrote:Since this is now pretty much the Squirrel Bored, here is what seems to be an actual organization at the University of North Texas:

http://orgs.unt.edu/asps/index1.htm
That is a very pretty squirrel, as squirrels go.






I wish they would.

/:P\
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All this squirrel stuff is just plain nuts!

#8 Post by CharlesFoxSingers » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:20 pm

Love I get so lost, sometimes
Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
When I want to run away
I drive off in my car
But whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are

All my instincts, they return
And the grand facade, so soon will burn
Without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside

In your eyes
The light the heat
In your eyes
I am complete
In your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
In your eyes
The resolution of all the fruitless searches
In your eyes
I see the light and the heat
In your eyes
Oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
The heat I see in your eyes

Love, I don't like to see so much pain
So much wasted and this moment keeps slipping away
I get so tired of working so hard for out survival
I look to the time with you to keep me awake and alive

And all my instincts, they return
And the grand facade, so soon will burn
Without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside

In your eyes
The light the heat
In your eyes
I am complete
In your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
In your eyes
The resolution of all the fruitless searches
In your eyes
I see the light and the heat
In your eyes
Oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light,
The heat I see in your eyes
In your eyes In your eyes
In your eyes In your eyes
In your eyes In your eyes

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Re: All this squirrel stuff is just plain nuts!

#9 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:30 pm

CharlesFoxSingers wrote:Love I get so lost, sometimes
Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
When I want to run away
I drive off in my car
But whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are

All my instincts, they return
And the grand facade, so soon will burn
Without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside

In your eyes
The light the heat
In your eyes
I am complete
In your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
In your eyes
The resolution of all the fruitless searches
In your eyes
I see the light and the heat
In your eyes
Oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
The heat I see in your eyes

Love, I don't like to see so much pain
So much wasted and this moment keeps slipping away
I get so tired of working so hard for out survival
I look to the time with you to keep me awake and alive

And all my instincts, they return
And the grand facade, so soon will burn
Without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside

In your eyes
The light the heat
In your eyes
I am complete
In your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
In your eyes
The resolution of all the fruitless searches
In your eyes
I see the light and the heat
In your eyes
Oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light,
The heat I see in your eyes
In your eyes In your eyes
In your eyes In your eyes
In your eyes In your eyes
Thank you foxysingers. My invisible boombox plays like crap.
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Re: Albino Squirrel Preservation Society

#10 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:36 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
elwoodblues wrote:Since this is now pretty much the Squirrel Bored, here is what seems to be an actual organization at the University of North Texas:

http://orgs.unt.edu/asps/index1.htm
That is a very pretty squirrel, as squirrels go.






I wish they would.

/:P\
Ok. Meeting in Norman.
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#11 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:37 pm

We'll fly in some of our red English brethren.
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Re: Albino Squirrel Preservation Society

#12 Post by AnnieCamaro » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:49 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
Ok. Meeting in Norman.
Get the address for the tree in my back yard from Evil.
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#13 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:54 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Ok. Meeting in Norman.
Get the address for the tree in my back yard from Evil.

One tree is much like another. Some have just been knocked down.
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#14 Post by AnnieCamaro » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:06 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
One tree is much like another. Some have just been knocked down.
I like your attitude. I recommend the trees in the park across town.
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Re: Albino Squirrel Preservation Society

#15 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:24 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
One tree is much like another. Some have just been knocked down.
I like your attitude. I recommend the trees in the park across town.
Do you have an attic?
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#16 Post by AnnieCamaro » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:29 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
Do you have an attic?
I could point you toward some snake holes, where you could snuggle in.
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#17 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:31 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Do you have an attic?
I could point you toward some snake holes, where you could snuggle in.
I hear they like it behind your appliances. I'll snuggle in there.
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#18 Post by AnnieCamaro » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:38 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
I hear they like it behind your appliances. I'll snuggle in there.
My mom wants to know if you'd do a little cleaning while you're back there.
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#19 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:44 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
I hear they like it behind your appliances. I'll snuggle in there.
My mom wants to know if you'd do a little cleaning while you're back there.

Sorry, I don't clean up snake moltings. I'll have my hands full with a boombox.
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#20 Post by Evil Squirrel » Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:36 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
AnnieCamaro wrote:
elwoodblues wrote:Since this is now pretty much the Squirrel Bored, here is what seems to be an actual organization at the University of North Texas:

http://orgs.unt.edu/asps/index1.htm
That is a very pretty squirrel, as squirrels go.






I wish they would.

/:P\
Ok. Meeting in Norman.

I think she said the albino was cute, not you.

I may have a lot of crazy things stowed away in my tree, but none of them are invisible. You need to see the boys down at the nuthouse....

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#21 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:48 am

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#22 Post by Evil Squirrel » Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:52 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Image

I'm sure my attorney is drafting a lawsuit on behalf of the entire species as we speak.... :evil:

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#23 Post by ulysses5019 » Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:11 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Image

I'm sure my attorney is drafting a lawsuit on behalf of the entire species as we speak.... :evil:

I will organize some street marches to coincide with our great nation's birthday and its guarantee of liberty and freedom for all.
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#24 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:13 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Image

I'm sure my attorney is drafting a lawsuit on behalf of the entire species as we speak.... :evil:

I will organize some street marches to coincide with our great nation's birthday and its guarantee of liberty and freedom for all.
You should get an Humvee to ride behind the squirrels.

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#25 Post by Evil Squirrel » Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:15 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Image

I'm sure my attorney is drafting a lawsuit on behalf of the entire species as we speak.... :evil:

I will organize some street marches to coincide with our great nation's birthday and its guarantee of liberty and freedom for all.

I think I need an inspirational signature, too. Thankfully, my NSAS rep gives me all the links to the Good News....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

--squirrelmama (10/3/07)

Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

--Richard E. Mallery

2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner

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