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littlebeast13
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by littlebeast13 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:48 am
Just got the results of my blood test 2 weeks ago back this morning. I don't think it's any secret what kind of unhealthy fried things I subsist off of... almost entirely (If fried chicken and hamburgers were ever banned, I would starve to death within weeks). And with a scary history of heart disease on both sides of my family, I was expecting the number to be God-awfully high.
My cholesterol level was....
165!
Which is not only good, it actually dropped 36 points from what it was 2 years ago! This despite the fact that I really haven't changed anything about the way I eat in the last few years. All the other numbers were in the normal range too...
I think I'm gonna go out and get a big bucket of KFC to celebrate.....
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by ulysses5019 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:55 am
littlebeast13 wrote:Just got the results of my blood test 2 weeks ago back this morning. I don't think it's any secret what kind of unhealthy fried things I subsist off of... almost entirely (If fried chicken and hamburgers were ever banned, I would starve to death within weeks). And with a scary history of heart disease on both sides of my family, I was expecting the number to be God-awfully high.
My cholesterol level was....
165!
Which is not only good, it actually dropped 36 points from what it was 2 years ago! This despite the fact that I really haven't changed anything about the way I eat in the last few years. All the other numbers were in the normal range too...
I think I'm gonna go out and get a big bucket of KFC to celebrate.....
lb13
I figure you're about a quart low on Suavitel. But otherwise you're Fabuloso!
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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by MarleysGh0st » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:56 am
That's incredible, beast!
Literally.
I think mini bribed the workers down at Micky D's to slip some cholesterol meds into your Big Macs, because she doesn't want to lose her partner in merriment.
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littlebeast13
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by littlebeast13 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:58 am
MarleysGh0st wrote:That's incredible, beast!
Literally.
I think mini bribed the workers down at Micky D's to slip some cholesterol meds into your Big Macs, because she doesn't want to lose her partner in merriment.
She better work on the chicken at Church's then, because ever since they opened here 2 years ago, Mickey Dee's has lost a lot of my business....
I can still make her think I'm deathly ill though so maybe she'll have sympathy on me....
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by gsabc » Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:00 am
You must have lucked out in the genetic crapshoot of life. Not bad at all.
I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
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by littlebeast13 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:03 am
ulysses5019 wrote:I figure you're about a quart low on Suavitel. But otherwise you're Fabuloso!
And I think I can even thank them and all those other wonderful cleaners at work for the good news. I think if I had wound up with a sedentary job, I'd have probably already keeled over....
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by Auburn, AL GPS » Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:05 am
MarleysGh0st wrote:That's incredible, beast!
Literally.
I think mini bribed the workers down at Micky D's to slip some cholesterol meds into your Big Macs, because she doesn't want to lose her partner in merriment.
Naw, lb just forgot one of his MM, and
that guy's levels were through the roof.
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by ThePepsiGeneration » Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:12 am
Nothing in that report that says I can't still give him stones! If the Colonel can't kill him, then I will!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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by TheBountyOfMyBucket » Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:14 am
ThePepsiGeneration wrote:Nothing in that report that says I can't still give him stones! If the Colonel can't kill him, then I will!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
It's not my fault the Health Nazis won't let me serve the REAL original recipe anymore....
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by NellyLunatic1980 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:17 am
TheBountyOfMyBucket wrote:ThePepsiGeneration wrote:Nothing in that report that says I can't still give him stones! If the Colonel can't kill him, then I will!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
It's not my fault the Health Nazis won't let me serve the REAL original recipe anymore....
Yeah, Kentucky Fried Horse doesn't sound quite as appetizing.
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by fantine33 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:48 am
I just got a crapload of blood test results back a few weeks ago (I have to have certain ones every year or so because of all the narcotics and meds I take). I had cholesterol tests with it as well, which I don't think I've ever had before, at least that I remember.
It was 127. My mom said that was good. There were several numbers in the cholesterol section and I pointed out that one of them was in the high part of the range. She told me that was the 'good' cholesterol and I wanted that to be high. Ha!
