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For Those Who Actually Have Jobs

#1 Post by wintergreen48 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:11 am

Tom was in his early 50's, retired, and embarked on a second career. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time: every day, 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the Boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, one day he called Tom into the office for a talk.

“Tom, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome.”

”Yes, I know Boss, and I am working on it.”

“Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Air Force. What did they say if you came in late there?”

“They said, ‘Good morning, General.’”

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#2 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:20 am

I loved that joke. :lol:

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#3 Post by lilclyde54 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:39 pm

Nice example of clean humor. Thanks.
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