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#26 Post by Evil Squirrel » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:49 pm

kayrharris wrote:
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kayrharris wrote:The only squirrel I know who keeps an attorney on retainer.
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You won't roll your eyes when I collect that 2 million bucks he's gonna win me from Leona Helmsley's trust fund. I'll be moving into a bigger and more luxurious tree! I'll be up so high in the penthouse, Annie will break her neck barking up at me....

A new word for you ES----humility

"Humility is the defining characteristic of an unpretentious and modest person, someone who does not think that he or she is better or more important .."

I am a very humble squirrel, I'll have you know! It's just that I'm such an extraordinary creature, that I can't help but do a little boasting. Plus, I have to put dogs in their place since they think they're better than us. Ha!
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#27 Post by AnnieCamaro » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:50 pm

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And a heck of a time finding a third member!
If I have counted correctly, we now have 39 members, including Miss Kay. We even have a squirrel in the membership. Mr. Daniel Squirrel of Houston, Texas, is not evil, so he got full membership.

If you, Evil Squirrel, ever convince me that (a) you're really nice; and (b) your name came solely because your mother wanted to name you for a daredevil motorcycle racer, but she couldn't spell very well, I might consider you for membership, too. I have a feeling that (a) will be the more difficult obstacle.
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#28 Post by kayrharris » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:53 pm

If a dog tells you he/she is better than you...just remind them of this:

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/special/movies/geico/
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#29 Post by Evil Squirrel » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:56 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
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And a heck of a time finding a third member!
If I have counted correctly, we now have 39 members, including Miss Kay. We even have a squirrel in the membership. Mr. Daniel Squirrel of Houston, Texas, is not evil, so he got full membership.

Mr. Daniel Squirrel is a disgrace to squirreldom! I'll have my attorney revoke his NSAS privileges posthaste...

AnnieCamaro wrote:If you, Evil Squirrel, ever convince me that (a) you're really nice; and (b) your name came solely because your mother wanted to name you for a daredevil motorcycle racer, but she couldn't spell very well, I might consider you for membership, too. I have a feeling that (a) will be the more difficult obstacle.

I'm not sure I want to join any club that celebrates opera. And for the record, my full name is Evil J. Squirrel IV. I can trace my lineage even further back than Mr. Juch can, and there have been many Evil Squirrels who have come before me!
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#30 Post by kayrharris » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:59 pm

Well, this two footer needs to think about getting some sleep. Almost 1:00AM here. It's been fun. Ya'll behave. (evil laugh to follow - too bad there's no emoticon for that).
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#31 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:03 am

AnnieCamaro wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
And a heck of a time finding a third member!
If I have counted correctly, we now have 39 members, including Miss Kay. We even have a squirrel in the membership. Mr. Daniel Squirrel of Houston, Texas, is not evil, so he got full membership.

If you, Evil Squirrel, ever convince me that (a) you're really nice; and (b) your name came solely because your mother wanted to name you for a daredevil motorcycle racer, but she couldn't spell very well, I might consider you for membership, too. I have a feeling that (a) will be the more difficult obstacle.
Are there any mountain lions? I've got special arrows just for them.
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#32 Post by AnnieCamaro » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:10 am

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Are there any mountain lions? I've got special arrows just for them.
We do not have any mountain lions within the membership to date. I don't have anything against mountain lions, though. We also do not have any hippopotumuses. Hippopotomi. Hippopotomussi. Nada.
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#33 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:13 am

AnnieCamaro wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Are there any mountain lions? I've got special arrows just for them.
We do not have any mountain lions within the membership to date. I don't have anything against mountain lions, though. We also do not have any hippopotumuses. Hippopotomi. Hippopotomussi. Nada.
Lucky for your membership.
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#34 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:15 am

AnnieCamaro wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Are there any mountain lions? I've got special arrows just for them.
We do not have any mountain lions within the membership to date. I don't have anything against mountain lions, though. We also do not have any hippopotumuses. Hippopotomi. Hippopotomussi. Nada.

Fine. You gather your friends, I'll start my own club... an evil club! I'll invite weasels, moles, rabid possums, gophers, raccoons.... and we'll hold the meetings right in your backyard. And I guarantee you we won't be cleaning up after ourselves.....
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#35 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:16 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
AnnieCamaro wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Are there any mountain lions? I've got special arrows just for them.
We do not have any mountain lions within the membership to date. I don't have anything against mountain lions, though. We also do not have any hippopotumuses. Hippopotomi. Hippopotomussi. Nada.
Lucky for your membership.

Wow. I can't shoot an arrow, but I can put out a cat's eye with an acorn from 200 feet....
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#36 Post by AnnieCamaro » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:22 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
Fine. You gather your friends, I'll start my own club... an evil club! I'll invite weasels, moles, rabid possums, gophers, raccoons.... and we'll hold the meetings right in your backyard. And I guarantee you we won't be cleaning up after ourselves.....
Would you like a dog member? I believe Lizbit might be available.

/:P\
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#37 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:24 am

AnnieCamaro wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
Fine. You gather your friends, I'll start my own club... an evil club! I'll invite weasels, moles, rabid possums, gophers, raccoons.... and we'll hold the meetings right in your backyard. And I guarantee you we won't be cleaning up after ourselves.....
Would you like a dog member? I believe Lizbit might be available.

/:P\

Is she evil?
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#38 Post by Ritterskoop » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:15 am

If I cannot be a cat in my next life, I would like to be a raccoon, which is nearly as much fun.
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#39 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:48 am

It might be fun to be a skunk.
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#40 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:05 am

littlebeast13 wrote:Sometimes, even I scare myself.... :shock:

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#41 Post by NSAS » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:32 am

AnnieCamaro wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
And a heck of a time finding a third member!
If I have counted correctly, we now have 39 members, including Miss Kay. We even have a squirrel in the membership. Mr. Daniel Squirrel of Houston, Texas, is not evil, so he got full membership.

If you, Evil Squirrel, ever convince me that (a) you're really nice; and (b) your name came solely because your mother wanted to name you for a daredevil motorcycle racer, but she couldn't spell very well, I might consider you for membership, too. I have a feeling that (a) will be the more difficult obstacle.
Dear Ms. A. Camaro,

I am writing you on behalf of the NSAS to protest the invidious discrimination against squirrels embodied in your recent correspondence. Must I remind you of how generously Mr. E. J. Squirrel, IV, volunteered to care for you when your housekeeper/nurse Ms. S. Camaro was going to make a trip. It was this sense of self sacrifice for which we will be recognizing Ivey at the upcoming Squirrel of the Year presentation. I respectfully request that you reconsider your cold rejection of his membership in the FFCCAOAS.

With kind regards,

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